It’s back baby! Bigger than a Christmas belly after the itis has hit. More powerful than a mob stampede on 26 December to return unwanted games. Able to leap tall deductions of logic in a single bound! It’s the weekly wrap! DAN DA DA DADA DAN DA DADADADA!
Best Story
It’s the first proper week of the year, and already, we’ve got some new game announcements on the way that are looking pretty darn decent. Top of that list is Alien: Isolation, a game which is setting out to do something that none of the other Alien games have managed to do so far: Make a gaming experience that utilises that franchise properly.
Worst Story
Games for charity isn’t a new concept, with various outlets and organisations regularly doing some good work for the less fortunate. Unfortunately, being a drunk jackass isn’t a new concept either, and when the two ideas mix, you get this unfortunate result.
Best ION Header
Jussim bru, you okes are really liking this jean-pants ripping model Isabella Milan, hey?
Most Comments
Gavin, wonderful troll that he is, has managed to snag the most comments this week by once again raising the ire of religious people. Also, something about a crappy bible-based game, but I forget.
Least Comments
Sorry Stephen, only one shitake mushroom was given about your post reminding folks about the Awesome Games Done Quick 2014 event.
Batman Of The Week
And our first Batman of the week is Geoff! The bat-bastard. I bet he doesn’t even own a Bat-cowl, or wear it when answering the door. Freakin’ poser.
Header Image Of The Week
I need to win something this week, or my already monumentally fragile ego will crumble like a tennis biscuit in tea. So I’m snagging header of the week with this little bit of sci-fi trolling.
Comment Of The Week
Umar may appreciate Nier, but I’ll forgive him for that lapse in judgement thanks to this bit of comedy gold about certain games having performance issues:
”Coming…When it’s ready” …. Mirror’s Edge
”Came…When it wasn’t ready” ….. Battlefield 4
”Tried coming”….Aliens Colonial Marines
“Can’t get it up. Never came”…Ashes Cricket 2013
Last Updated: January 10, 2014
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 10, 2014 at 12:34
Nice one Umar!
Hammersteyn
January 10, 2014 at 12:34
Geoff is BATMAN!!! Congrats Umar!
Unavengedavo
January 10, 2014 at 12:53
Ooh, I can use this here, can’t I?
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a44651Z_460sa.gif
RinceThis2014
January 10, 2014 at 12:56
Ouch 0-O
Devourer of Small Bunnies
January 10, 2014 at 13:18
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats bloody brilliant
RinceThis2014
January 10, 2014 at 12:55
Well done Umar! Worthy of praise sir!
Lardus-Resident Perve
January 10, 2014 at 12:59
Haha, header win (for this article), great ION and that funny comment! Hilarious
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 10, 2014 at 13:03
What jean-pants? Oh right… dat ION!
That bible game Kickstarter does not seem to be off to a good start, only 39 backers & $2k after 4 days. What I find even more interesting is zero comments on their page, usually there’s a few with congratulations, best wishes, etc.
RinceThis2014
January 10, 2014 at 13:14
Is the comments section open? I am totally understand why they would have it closed…
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 10, 2014 at 13:25
Yes it is. You can only comment on a Kickstarter page if you’ve backed the project. Keeps the riffraff out.
RinceThis2014
January 10, 2014 at 13:27
Where’s the fun in that?!
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 10, 2014 at 13:34
Could you image the shit storm there’d be on some of these pages if they allowed it? lol
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 10, 2014 at 13:03
Umar’s time has come!
Umar Appreciates Nier
January 10, 2014 at 13:58
Yes , after over 6000 comments my time has cum!
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 10, 2014 at 14:14
in buckets!
er.. too much? O_o
Umar Appreciates Nier
January 10, 2014 at 14:26
LOL bucket full of…….uhmm yeah……I can even smell it now!
TiMsTeR1033
January 10, 2014 at 13:04
Well DONE UMAR!!! Time for me to work at getting this again!
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
January 10, 2014 at 13:09
Well done Umar! You got first best comment of the year. Congrats 🙂
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
January 10, 2014 at 13:19
Hahaha that’s now a Lagz classic! I tip my hat to you Umar!
Weanerdog
January 10, 2014 at 13:47
Well done Umar, that was a very worthy win. Comic gold
Umar Appreciates Nier
January 10, 2014 at 13:57
WHAT NIER WAS AMAZING!DON’T LET ME START TALKING TO YOU IN ALL CAPS!!!
Thanx though 🙂
Gr8_Balls_o_Fire
January 10, 2014 at 15:26
That was hilariously funny!
Gr8_Balls_o_Fire
January 10, 2014 at 15:25
What’s Batman of the week? How does that work?
SaintsRowNigri
January 10, 2014 at 15:54
Well done Umar. That was by far the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Lazygamer should employ you to do one lined reviews…