The good, the bad and the ugly of the last week – 11 April 2014

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Fifa

Right Geoff, as soon as everyone enters, pull that lever, trap the readers and we’ll sell their organs to dodgy East-European mafia goons for a massive profit and dammit how long have you guys been standing there?

Best Story

I wish that I could have played Titanfall. Despite it being available on PC through various channels, I’d prefer console for it. And it looks like the Xbox 360 version of the game might be the definitive one out there, with various reviews praising it.

Worst Story

There was going to be a Star Wars game, starring the Sith assassin Darth Maul. Was. What looked like a promising adventure to make up for the catastrophe that was The Force Unleashed 2 got canned quicker than Boba Fett falling into a Sarlacc pit. That, and the ideas that George Lucas wanted thrown into the game clearly show that the man has gone off the deep end.

Best ION Header

Lada-NSFW-Petritisco

I put it to you m’lud that Lada “ Really NSFW” Petritisco is our ION lady of the week.

Most Comments

Stephen finally cracks the illustrious Most Comments Club, with a review for FTL: Advanced Edition that racked up 141 opinions. In other news, the skies shall rain blood as the first sign of the apocalypse has come to fruition.

Least Comments

And I get the short end of the stick, because apparently patriotic action figures don’t get much heat, and even fewer comments. Not enough bald eagles and fireworks, I reckon were my downfall with this post.

Batman Of The Week

Batman

I give zero craps though, because I’m your Batman of the week. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go punch muggers disguised as old ladies who are walking with enough packets to stop a jumbo jet from overraking them. The bastards.

Header Image Of The Week

instant-sell-out

I have to write this blindfolfded,so forgive for me for anyt tupes as I automaticaly punch my scerenn whenwer I see the Parlatones pip up on oit.

Comment Of The Week

Alien Emperor Trevor wins Comment Of The Week, for making me giggle at the expense of Erwinning:

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Last Updated: April 11, 2014

Darryn Bonthuys

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