I seriously think we need a proper jingle for this feature. Or sex tapes. Anyway, here’s what happened in Lazygamer Land over the last week!
Best Story
Guys, I know that the Playstation 4 has arrived. That is big news. But I’m also an incredibly small-minded and petty individual due to the fact that I still have to wait another month, which is why I’m far happier that the Oculus Rift is getting the porn game that no one asked for.
Kinect and touch pad technology, eat your hearts out. Or give a hand at least.
Actually, I’m just joking. The real best news that this week had to offer, was that locally-produced game Pixel Boy just got the Greenlight on Steam. That’s a hell of an achievement, and proof that the community believes in the game itself. Way to go guys, can’t wait to see you all knock it out of the park.
Worst Story
Even if a game doesn’t turn out to be fantastic, there’s a still a ton of work that went into it. And the people behind the product, do deserve some form of remuneration. Which is why it saddened me to hear that software pirates cracked the hell out of Football Manager 2013, depriving the studio behind that game from some decent cash.
Best ION Header
Admit it fellas: You all missed me when I was in Anaheim for two very good reasons, amirite?
Most Comments
Geoff gets most comments, after the internet discovered that the Playstation 4 might have a few teething problems. Such as not being able to even work properly with Sony TVs.
Least Comments
Sorry Zoe, you get least comments once again, for your Professor Layton review. Although to be honest, it’s probably because everyone playing the game still haven’t finished enough puzzles to get up and comment.
Batman Of The Week
So I’m gone for a week and Geoff gets to be Batman by a massive margin? HOLLLOW VICTORY! HAX! SHENANIGAN! I’M NOT BITTER!
Header Image Of The Week
According to Geoff, local are lekker hey, which is what he said after he made this header image. He then proceeded to wear short shorts, drink witblitz and watch Poena is Koning for the seventh time that day.
Comment Of The Week
Congraburations HammerSteyn, you know just how to get ahead in life, especially when it comes to getting old games to work.:
InsanityFlea • 15 hours ago
The blowing trick always worked.Hammersteyn InsanityFlea • 15 hours ago ?
Not always, I had to do some other things as well to get a new game.
Last Updated: November 15, 2013
Otto "Die Hond"
November 15, 2013 at 12:35
Hehehe gratz Hammersteyn, always hitting the funny bone.
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 13:05
Cheers bud
Captain GUZ
November 15, 2013 at 15:05
lekker nice win
RinceandRepeat
November 15, 2013 at 13:15
@hammersteyn:disqus Is that what he calls it? BOOM! *RUNS
Lardus-Resident Perve
November 15, 2013 at 12:36
That was quite a nice ION. I’ll see if she is available for the sex tape for this feature 😛
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 13:05
Please let us know
Lardus-Resident Perve
November 15, 2013 at 13:30
I am not allowed to share. Apparently the restraining order had a footnote 😉
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 13:35
Hahaha
Captain GUZ
November 15, 2013 at 15:06
Will u let us know if she is on ***tube
Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)
November 15, 2013 at 12:41
A well deserved ION and Comment of the week winners 😛 On a side not, has anyone seen these 3d gifs? Supposedly it also works is you close one eye :/
http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b1152f6be07d9bcf10e76c413fc3e65/tumblr_mvx0nnHW181qcvus4o1_500.gif
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:41
Tatoos
Devourer of Small Bunnies
November 15, 2013 at 12:46
Needs to be compiled a little faster, but rad none the less.
Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)
November 15, 2013 at 12:54
Kinda like this one?
http://i.imgur.com/jrrbDED.gif
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 12:56
Now THAT is a 3D gif. Very nicely done.
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 13:05
thats awesome!
Guest
November 15, 2013 at 13:43
This one is pretty cool.
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 13:16
raise you this
http://i.imgur.com/4cg0t.gif
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 13:17
Very cool.
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 13:21
http://i.imgur.com/1WsOE.gif
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 13:35
Nice!
Gerhard Davids
November 15, 2013 at 13:45
Sonoffa… beat me to it. You a fellow imgurrafe?
That Dark Twit
November 15, 2013 at 13:47
http://newgifs.com/images/full/best-3d-gif-ever.gif
Devourer of Small Bunnies
November 15, 2013 at 13:07
Precisley. Except this one gives me acid flashbacks 😛
ElNicko
November 15, 2013 at 13:37
funny ….I was thinking the exact same thing…
Devourer of Small Bunnies
November 15, 2013 at 14:02
lol
Captain GUZ
November 15, 2013 at 15:09
dont click ur neck or u will release latened acid that build up in ur spine
Devourer of Small Bunnies
November 15, 2013 at 16:29
LIES AND SLANDER. No scientific evidence to support the whole “crystalised build up on the lower cerebral cortex” myth. Acid is one of the least physically harmful substances of the wide variety there is available to the layman.
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 12:55
I wonder how many people are actually going to close their one eye.
Sageville
November 15, 2013 at 12:59
It has to be the left eye though
Gr8_Balls_o_Fire
November 18, 2013 at 10:52
I did. 🙁
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:41
Hammersteyn!
Geluk jou bliksem
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 13:05
Bwahaha thanks man. It was one of those where I had second and third thoughts about posting it.
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 13:14
Those are usually the makers or breakers.
Devourer of Small Bunnies
November 15, 2013 at 12:45
Dat header. Haha, its brilliant 😀 I’d totally be up for doing an 8-bit jingle FYI
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 13:06
Geoff’s Batman! Do the Batdance!
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aQqd0Zd_460sa.gif
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 13:10
I imagine he looks more like this:
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9j5dqlyCl1rxv2vxo1_500.gif
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 13:12
Bwahahaha that’s classic
That Dark Twit
November 15, 2013 at 13:13
Well done Bud 🙂
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 13:44
Cheers 🙂
Jonah Cash
November 15, 2013 at 13:14
Hey congrats Mr Steyn!! Do hope that you don’t need to go to such extreme measures to get a new game these days??????
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 13:45
LOL my parents were cruel :'(
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 13:26
I prefer this one…
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 13:43
Hehehehe
Skyblue
November 15, 2013 at 22:59
Wicked comment bud, well done!
RinceandRepeat
November 15, 2013 at 13:07
Well done @hammersteyn:disqus my coop partner in crime above that stripjoint that is so not a superhero’s hideout!
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 13:15
I hope you’re talking about GTA V here. I really do.
RinceandRepeat
November 15, 2013 at 13:24
Erm,yes? 0-O
RinceandRepeat
November 15, 2013 at 13:35
Speaking of which, you are joining us tonight in GTAV… Wait for it… Wait for it… BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 13:50
You cut me deep
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 13:47
Shhhhh!
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
November 15, 2013 at 13:13
well done @hammersteyn
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 13:46
Cheers!
RinceandRepeat
November 15, 2013 at 13:25
That header has me cracking up! HAHAHA!
That Dark Twit
November 15, 2013 at 13:28
Just missing a line of text saying “HEADSHOT!”
Ultimo_Cleric N7
November 15, 2013 at 13:29
The header image is from ghosts right?
Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)
November 15, 2013 at 13:57
On the Xbone 😛
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 13:58
Oh snap
Maxiviper117
November 15, 2013 at 14:00
Cod doesnt know the meaning of the word distance and large
Weanerdog
November 15, 2013 at 13:30
Comment of the week is epic gratz Hamersteyn
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 13:46
Thanks bud!