I suppose I should write some sort of intro here. Nah. Hit the jump instead, it’s Friday and I’m lazier than usual on this day of days.
Best Story
Xbox One. Without the Kinect. Can I get a Hallelujah? Criticisms of 180s aside, I feel that this gaming generation is now starting to truly heat up. And ditching the always-on requirement ahead of the local September launch is just icing on the cake for me.
Worst Story
I may not be a fan of DayZ, but I’m even less of a fan of hackers. And I’m not talking about the ones who spend all day hacking payphones and hanging around in gigantic arcades. One such cracker hacker has made the claim that the source code for the game is in his or hers hands. Which means a ton of cheats, exploits and downright nusiances might be on the way.
And that’s just Zero Cool.
Best ION Header
Relax guys. The cosplay header this week wasn’t a dude dressing up as a lady who happened to be a dude in a video game after an operation that left said person as a dudette. It’s actually a lady dressed up as a dude who had an operation to become a dudette. Those rumblings in your loins are perfectly natural. You perves.
Most Comments
I’m thankful for the internet. It has allowed me to learn about the world, find new forms of entertainment and make some cash. It’s also proven to be a haven for people who likes all manner of weird porn and has been a death knell for various printed skin mags.
Least Comments
Hey, it’s cool. I get that not everyone is a fan of DOTA and The International. It’s not like I was forced to do this article at the last minute or anything. It’s not like I spent the better part of an hour getting the schedule right and all the facts in order. I’m ok with all my effort netting me only two comments.
I’ll just go lie in this corner over here, while listening to some Linkin Park. CRAAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIN!
Batman Of The Week
I was this close. This damn close to reclaiming my rightful spot as Batman, until Geoff had to swoop in and steal my thunder again. But it’s fine. I’ve had to struggle and fight my way just to be Robin of the Week, as my trip out of the office gave Zoe and Gavin the chance that they needed to finally climb the rankings.
So well done once again Geoff. Ya bastard.
Header Image Of The Week
You know what’s really funny? I had an even worse header image idea in mind for my Wolfenstein story about the day one uber-patch. Fortunately, the gang managed to talk some sense into me, which is how we wound up with this fantastic piece of modern art instead.
Comment Of The Week
I may not know much about the football, but I do know a good burn when I see it. So pass the burn heal to Gavin, as Hammersteyn nailed a KFC Zinger this week with extra wings in the Yu Gi Oh story:
Gavin use his card against Man City, it was negated to second place 😛
Last Updated: May 16, 2014
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 12:37
Bwahahahahahaa!!!!!!!
Well done Deon, I missed that comment gem!
Hammersteyn
May 16, 2014 at 12:40
😛 I do feel bad for Gavin though. Liverpool was so close….
Weanerdog
May 16, 2014 at 12:55
You felt so bad that you had to apply some burn.
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 12:57
The way only true friends understand how!
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 12:59
That’s how real men express emot.. emot…. girl stuff.
Weanerdog
May 16, 2014 at 13:11
I thought that we just punch each other on the shoulder. Unless its a ginger then you put him in a bag and beat him with a stick.
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 13:16
I tried beating a Ginata once. Instead of getting toys or sweets when it broke all it did was leak some funny tasting tomato sauce. I think it was defective.
Weanerdog
May 16, 2014 at 13:47
Its about the journey not about the reward. And lets face it neither you nor I really need more sweets.
Hammersteyn
May 16, 2014 at 12:59
Well, I support Arsenal
Weanerdog
May 16, 2014 at 13:09
The best thing about supporting Arsenal is that you never have to worry about having the emot .. emot … girl stuff stress that comes with a chapionship title contention:)
Hammersteyn
May 16, 2014 at 13:57
hehehe
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 12:38
EleVader, hahaha, good one Darryn!
HvR - THE Average GAmer
May 16, 2014 at 12:39
FRIDAY!!!!!!
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 12:54
Catchy
RinceBroken
May 16, 2014 at 12:40
Well done deon! Thank god it wasn’t Trevor 😉 EDIT: To be fair, Trev did have some killer comments this week. Shows that 5 cups of coffee and a botox injection to the spin works.
Hammersteyn
May 16, 2014 at 12:43
He really landed some zingers this week.
RinceBroken
May 16, 2014 at 12:44
Yeah, on form! I think it’s the sleep deprivation he’s putting himself through, and the screws on his… Well, let’s just say ‘friends’…
Hammersteyn
May 16, 2014 at 12:45
screws 0_O
RinceBroken
May 16, 2014 at 12:46
Screws on his screws? That’s madness!
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 12:54
It’s nuts :/
RinceBroken
May 16, 2014 at 12:59
Oh you http://replygif.net/i/413.gif
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 12:55
Congrats dude, I lol’d at that one.
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 12:56
That’s just mean. Once, I’d like to be a winner :/
RinceBroken
May 16, 2014 at 12:57
Where is OVG?!
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 12:58
data mining for gold?
RinceBroken
May 16, 2014 at 12:58
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 13:11
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Hammersteyn
May 16, 2014 at 12:42
Geoff is still Batman!
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aAYbOB2_460sa.gif
RinceBroken
May 16, 2014 at 12:57
lol
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
May 16, 2014 at 14:06
Hahaha. Love those clips.
Skyblue
May 16, 2014 at 14:29
That is awesome!
Jonah Cash
May 17, 2014 at 10:37
Leave it to you to get comment of the week and then better it with this!!! Hahahaha!! Well played Dude!!
Viking Of Science
May 16, 2014 at 12:54
I saw this this week too, because Resolutiongate must end!
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10299555_733287116692256_4024554183080630483_n.jpg
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 12:55
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Its even funnier coz it’s true!
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 12:57
lolllllllllll
Hammersteyn
May 16, 2014 at 12:59
Preaching the truth.
Ultimo_Cleric N7
May 16, 2014 at 12:54
OOOHHHH DEEP BURN!!!!
Gavin Mannion
May 16, 2014 at 13:22
It still hurts so bad
Kensei Seraph
May 16, 2014 at 13:29
Maybe you should see an expert.
http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130401203735/pokemon-heroes/images/c/cb/NurseJoy.jpg
Hammersteyn
May 16, 2014 at 13:57
LOL I’m truly, very sorry
blossomsquare
May 16, 2014 at 15:33
thatsnice analysis. http://www.blossomsquare.com/fruits.html