Oh wait, I was supposed to write something here….Ennnhhh do it yourself, I’m busy.
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It isn’t exactly good news for the bigwigs over at Nintendo lately, who are taking a pay cut over the lacklustre performance of the Wii U console. But knowing that this company actually values their employees enough to keep them around and not fire them into the sun the second that things look bleak? Now that’s actually quite inspiring.
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A big thanks to Gavin for making me realise that the only way that I can continue supporting my gaming habit thanks to rising costs and a bitch-slapped Rand, is to slaughter baby seals and pocket the extra income. In other depressing news, all the stars in the sky are already dead, just like my dreams.
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In the immortal words of Yakko and Wakko Warner, “HELLO SHAY MARIA!”.
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Racism is pretty much the ugliest part of our history. And ignoring that it is still around, is one of the worst things that we can do. So Gavin pretty much opened up a massive can of worms this week, with the first article of Racism in the DOTA scene notching up 247 responses, but it was a follow-up piece a few days later which got folks talking to the tune of 294 comments.
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The wolf is among is us folks. Except that only one person actually noticed that, with regards to Zoe’s article this week.
Batman Of The Week
I was so damn close to at least having a tie between myself and Geoff this week, for Batman of January. But seeing as how several of my articles lost Steam, and everyone loves Geoff like an uncle that hands out action figures at Christmas, it was not to be. Sniff, I’ll be over there in the corner, while Geoff rubs his Batman in my face. It’s far worse than it sounds.
Header Image Of The Week
I’ll be damned if I don’t take something away this week, and regarding the story about one man having walked many miles for years already in Minecraft, I whipped up the following image this week. And then I had that damn song stuck in my head for the next couple of days.
Comment Of The Week
Well done Hammersteyn, for tickling my funny bone (THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID) this week. Now, we get our usual glut of JIFs posted in the ION every week. Such as this one from Ottokie:
But it was Hammersteyn’s keen Elvish eyes that observed the following, leading to him winning comment of the week:
I bet Nintendo is played by Boromir
Aye, you have my giggles.
Last Updated: January 31, 2014
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 31, 2014 at 13:06
Hehehe, well done Deon!
Hammersteyn
January 31, 2014 at 13:14
Cheers bud.
RinceThis2014
January 31, 2014 at 13:10
Well done indeed! I couldn’t stop laughing at this! Really!
Hammersteyn
January 31, 2014 at 13:14
Hehe yeah poor Sean Bean. There’s hardly a movie where.TV show he doesn’t die.
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 31, 2014 at 13:15
He does not simply
Live to the credits
Hammersteyn
January 31, 2014 at 13:15
LOOOOOOOL
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
January 31, 2014 at 13:17
I think he should push for opening credits like the good old days. That way we’d get that awkward stage out of the way and we could move straight to the death scene. 🙂
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 31, 2014 at 13:30
I can picture him saying this in response to that – “tread softly, because you tread on my dreams.”
ToshZA
January 31, 2014 at 14:35
I just got chills. That is my all time favourite movie quote, from a super under rated but excellent movie.
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 31, 2014 at 13:13
Why does the header image use an apostrophe for “can’t” but not “Im”? Be consistent, don’t mix & match, that’s irritating.
Hammersteyn
January 31, 2014 at 13:14
Grammar from damn hipsters.
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
January 31, 2014 at 13:15
Also, blerry well adhere to basic sentence structure. Left to right! Not top to bottom! What is this nonsense?
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
January 31, 2014 at 13:13
Well done! 😀
In other news.. it appears I’ll need a LotR Sunday marathon now!
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 31, 2014 at 13:14
Indeed, I would like to watch the extended versions!
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
January 31, 2014 at 13:16
I luckily have all three as extended versions. They’re long. But if you watch them once every year or so they’re still so much fun.
So much better than the new ones coming out, at the very least.
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 31, 2014 at 13:17
Yeah, while I enjoyed Hobbit, it was not as good as the first 3
ToshZA
January 31, 2014 at 14:34
I have the trilogy on Blu Ray. Now you make me wanna set that shit up again.
You make me sad sometimes Sargon.
Hammersteyn
January 31, 2014 at 13:16
What would that amount to? 10 hours straight for the trilogy?
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 31, 2014 at 13:17
More like 27 if I remember correct
Hammersteyn
January 31, 2014 at 13:18
Geoff is Batman! Congrats
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aD0Y7o9_460sa.gif
General JJ PanGirl
January 31, 2014 at 13:19
Hammersteyn. I missed that comment. Great one dude.
Hammersteyn
January 31, 2014 at 13:19
Thanks buddy
oVg 60fps > 30fps
January 31, 2014 at 13:25
He took an arrow to the chest… like a boss. Not the stupid knee.
Hammersteyn
January 31, 2014 at 13:26
He took three. I would go on a adventure with him anytime
General JJ PanGirl
January 31, 2014 at 13:27
Dude. There’s a guy in Windhelm that actually says: “I was the best soldier in the Stormcloak army, until I took a sword through the chest”
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 31, 2014 at 13:22
It’s good to be Batman, however you slice it. tee hee.
General JJ PanGirl
January 31, 2014 at 13:24
I really hope it’s not a Joel Shumacher one, then it’s probably one of those health loafs with no taste.
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 31, 2014 at 13:24
Well Geoff is Batman, so it probably tastes like rice. LACIST!
General JJ PanGirl
January 31, 2014 at 13:25
flied rice?
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
January 31, 2014 at 13:42
Lol epic comment is epic
Ottokie
January 31, 2014 at 13:48
Got mentioned and helped with “Comment of the week” awwww jisss!
Devourer of Small Bunnies
January 31, 2014 at 13:54
haha slim kind
@hammersteyn:disqus
Gr8_Balls_o_Fire
January 31, 2014 at 14:26
What’s a Batman of the Week?
Ultimo_Cleric N7
January 31, 2014 at 14:54
Yus Hammer I LOL’ed hard now. Brilliant and well deserved.
Poor Sean Bean……..
Kromas
January 31, 2014 at 15:42
Brilliant comment of the week!
Brian Murphy
January 31, 2014 at 18:44
The Gif is incorrect, PC wouldn’t be the armies of Mordor, PC would be Morgoth. Pick up a book and figure it out, bitches.