South African weather is so weird. We’ve had Darryn moaning about rain all week, while we ride our camels around the Johannesburg desert. Meanwhile, in Cape Town, they have high winds and a flat mountain. You can keep them both – all we want is rain!
Best Stories
If you’re a MMORPG that doesn’t rhyme with Build of Boar Raft, chances are, people ain’t willing to pay you money each month. F2P is a growing trend really, so if you’ve been holding out on trying out the rather good Wildstar, now’s your chance – it dropped compulsory paywalls just earlier this week (basically, you can play it for the grand price of zero).
I love me some Kickstarter success stories. Fan of Divinity: Original Sin? There’s a sequel coming – and its just been successfully funded.
Worst Stories
I really miss Tony Hawk Pro Skater. I spent many an hour in my youth grinding, flipping, and face planting all over the place… all virtually of course because outside is a scary place. I looked forward to reliving those glorious days, except Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5 is a terrific pile of dung. There is so much wrong with the game that the day 1 patch is larger than the content on the actual disc itself!
I’m usually a big fan of marketing stunts on Twitter. When Call of Duty fake a terrorist attack on the social platform however, I shake my head in a very non approving way.
Speaking of Call of Duty, are you on a last-gen console and excited for the campaign? Sorry… that won’t be happening.
Random Stories
Why exactly did we cover Sexpo? For all the er… tech of course. You can read and see all the things Zoe and I saw right here.
The Wii U is a great console. In fact, we’re confident that 2016 will be the best year yet for Nintendo’s console. Here’s our totally legit top 10 list of what you can look forward to in 2016.
ION of the Week
Cats. Winning. Obviously!
Most Comments
Are these the greatest 100 modern games? It’s a subjective topic really, which sparked a crap load of discussion that raked in a whopping 205 comments! Good job everybody, you can go enjoy your weekend in peace knowing that you worked hard in the comment section.
Batman of the Week
Ok Darryn, we get the point. You are the true caped crusader. Please stop, so the rest of us can have a chance. Also, I do want strippers at my party dammit!
Cabbage of the Week
And by the rest of us having a chance, I mean everybody but me. No thanks, I’m happy to be right at the bottom of the pack. I love my cabbage award, and ain’t nobody gonna take that from me!
Best Header of the Week
Dang, when did Trevor become a Battlefield character? Oh wait, that’s just some casual tomfoolery by Geoff. I love it when people tinker with Battlefield images for header articles.
Worst Header of the Week
Comment of the Week
It’s been a while since we’ve done a Work Avoidance Wednesday post. It’s an article that normally goes up in the morning. This week though, it went up a little bit later, like, in the afternoon. Weanerdog did not approve…
Anyone else notice that this works so well it only got posted this afternoon, Its work avoidance for us not you Darryn.
We have upped Darryn’s lashings tenfold as a result.
Bonus Content
Yes I am putting this video in twice because REASONS!
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Last Updated: October 2, 2015
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 2, 2015 at 12:37
(?°?°??? ???)
Congrats Weanerdog xD
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 2, 2015 at 12:38
You’re supposed to punish Darryn, not reward him.
Also, I have it on very good authority that dogs are much better than cats.
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 2, 2015 at 12:39
Sources? for the cats and dogs thing?
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 2, 2015 at 12:43
Me. I’m authoritative.
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 2, 2015 at 12:44
and non human…
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 2, 2015 at 12:44
YOU’RE A CARTOON!
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 2, 2015 at 12:44
I am “Finn the human!”
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 2, 2015 at 12:46
If you need to tell everyone around you that you’re human, you’re probably not. ;P
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 2, 2015 at 12:47
I’m a real boy dammit!
VampyreSquirrel
October 2, 2015 at 12:46
I’m sure that’s supposed to be: I am Finn the “human!”
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 2, 2015 at 12:47
Ek weet nie xD
VampyreSquirrel
October 2, 2015 at 12:45
Nope, not good enough. Cats are soooooo much better!
HairyEwok
October 2, 2015 at 12:48
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cartman-respect-my-authoritay-south-park.gif
Raptor Rants
October 2, 2015 at 13:47
no
HairyEwok
October 2, 2015 at 15:45
Don’t make me use your weakness.
Raptor Rants
October 2, 2015 at 15:47
No! Not the 7!!!!!!
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 2, 2015 at 12:43
http://www.catgifpage.com/gifs/193.gif
HairyEwok
October 2, 2015 at 12:47
Poor cat was darth choked.
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 2, 2015 at 12:40
VampyreSquirrel
October 2, 2015 at 12:45
Was wondering when you were going to post this.
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 2, 2015 at 12:45
right now so I can delete it out of my bookmarks xD
Pariah
October 2, 2015 at 12:53
I’m scared to click play.
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 2, 2015 at 12:54
So click the sideways triangle then
Pariah
October 2, 2015 at 12:55
But I’m scared of the rounded-edge box that it’s inside of… O_O
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 2, 2015 at 12:57
You can click anywhere outside the scary box as well
Pariah
October 2, 2015 at 12:58
BUT THAT’S AN EVEN BIGGER SCARY POINTY BOX!!!
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 2, 2015 at 13:01
Scaredy cat
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052011/1305890712_guy_in_swimming_pool_scares_cat.gif
Generic ZA
October 2, 2015 at 13:27
duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn ……. Meeeeeeoowwwwwwza! 😛
Grand Admiral Chief
October 2, 2015 at 13:36
BEST GIF!
Brady miaau
October 2, 2015 at 15:02
That is terrible. Why do people scare animals or small children?
Perhaps I am the old fuddy duddy here.
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 2, 2015 at 16:48
I particularly frown upon it myself, but that GIF was the first one on my “scardy cat gif” google search, so I went with it. My bad
Brady miaau
October 2, 2015 at 16:55
No stress. I am a bit sensitive as the house sitters got my border collie scared to swim with people just by teasing and splashing, cause was funny while swimming. Even told us how funny it was
HairyEwok
October 2, 2015 at 12:41
Fokof dis bedtyd XD Also i wish i could swap out eyes like that (patch goes from right eye to the left eye)
The D
October 2, 2015 at 13:04
Glad you caught the Easter eggs 😀
VampyreSquirrel
October 2, 2015 at 12:42
That video! WHY!?
_( . -.)_
Weanerdog
October 2, 2015 at 12:42
I am winner, its been so long. Anyway I would like to thank the academy….
VampyreSquirrel
October 2, 2015 at 12:44
WINNA WINNA CHICKEN DINNA!
Grand Admiral Chief
October 2, 2015 at 13:34
WEANA WEANA SAUSAGE DEENA
VampyreSquirrel
October 2, 2015 at 13:36
No thanks… I’m good.
O.o
Hammersteyn
October 2, 2015 at 12:45
congrats bud!
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 2, 2015 at 12:47
Are you going to change your nick now? 😀
Pariah
October 2, 2015 at 12:48
But he’s already a weaner. Now he jus wean comment of da week!
Weanerdog
October 2, 2015 at 20:18
Nope this is just who I am.
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 2, 2015 at 12:48
http://cdn2.everyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/arvind-mahankali-celebration.gif
Hammersteyn
October 2, 2015 at 12:47
Darryn is Batman!
http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aEzVQMG_460sa.gif
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 2, 2015 at 12:52
Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananan
VampyreSquirrel
October 2, 2015 at 12:56
So many BATMENS!
Pariah
October 2, 2015 at 12:59
It’s like a never ending Men’s Stroll Cycle.
Hammersteyn
October 2, 2015 at 13:10
lol
Grand Admiral Chief
October 2, 2015 at 13:34
xD