You know what I’ve loved this week? All the Metal Gear Solid V talk that has taken place in the office. All I have to do is mention the game, and just like that, Alessandro, Geoff, and I are off, talking for hours on end about how much we are enjoying it. What do Darryn, Zoe, Gavin, and Kyle do meantime? Nothing… they are forced to endure it all, jealous that they don’t get to sneak around in a realistic cardboard box that literally tricks highly trained soldiers into overlooking the fact that their base may be home to a sneaky Snake. ANYWAYS, the round up. HERE IT IS:
Best Stories
We at Lazygamer tend to be overly confident, which is why we’ve challenged everybody to an actual Rocket League. Why is this considered best story? Well, when we beat everybody, we will laugh and laugh like there is no tomorrow. If we get beaten by anybody? HAHAHA don’t make me laugh.
Kyle went ahead and wrote something I’ve been too lazy to write myself. Want to know the core differences between all the big MOBAs? Here you go!
Speaking of MOBAs, Dota 2 has now officially been Reborn. ALL HAIL LORD GABEN!
Worst Stories
With the Rugby World Cup just around the corner, many fans were dying to sink their teeth into the game tying in to the big tournament. Too bad it’s a big rucking joke.
You’ve been loving the hell out of Metal Gear Solid V AMIRITE? You have all the right gear researched, your Mother Base is filled with the best soldiers EVER, and then your save file gets corrupted. Oh my goodness… if that happened to me, I would just cry forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
Random Stories
Hey SALamer SAGamer! Are you ready to get your deliverance in Guitar Hero Live?
I waited my whole life for the opportunity to write this magical headline – ‘What is this? A game for ants?’. Yes, yes it is!
Oh, and Smite is now available on Steam. That in itself isn’t breaking news, but this video announcing it is truly amazing.
ION of the Week
Zoe pushed so hard to have caprese salad as the ION of the week, but you know what? I overruled her. A salad will never beat out Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, not on my watch!
Most Comments
The reviews are in, and it as it turns out, Rugby World Cup 2015 is a rucking mess. That article managed to garner a respectable 98 comments or so!
Least Comments
Tearaway isn’t tearable? Yawn! Castle Crashers is being remastered for the Xbox One? Nobody cares! Oh cool, Pikmin 4 development is well underway? YAWN!
Batman of the Week
Not only does Darryn skulk in the shadows, hanging upside down for no reason in particular (and in the bath with his mask as illustrated above), but he also watches over Lazygamer like a good vigilante – a good Batman. Now if I could just get him to stop yelling WHERE IS IT for no particular reason, that’d be great!
Cabbage of the Week
It’s so nice having Kyle around. When he’s not writing eSport pieces, he’s holding onto the cabbage award for me. I don’t want to win it for like the fifteenth time in a row ok?
Header of the Week
This photoshop is too good for… well, its own good. Geoff does it again!
Comment of the Week
Sorry, I know this may be biased because it’s from a Dota 2 article I wrote, but Ottokie “Yahtzee” made me snort with this comment:
If there is one thing DOTA 2 taught me its: ??????? ????????????? ????????? ????? ??-?? (Sorry the site doesn’t play nice with Cyrillic)
Xaxaxaxa!
Bonus Content
TEACH ME SENPAI!
Brb visiting Alessandro for REASONS!
I never knew Natalie Portman was so gangster!
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Last Updated: September 11, 2015
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 11, 2015 at 12:36
YAY! finally!, after 3 long years I have finally done it!
*PS go put that text in the google translator Matty xD
Jonah Cash
September 11, 2015 at 12:40
Fuck my only time was shared with Hammer… Hey where the hell is hammer?!
Also congrats!!
HairyEwok
September 11, 2015 at 12:43
He’s being all MC Hammer on us.
Pariah
September 11, 2015 at 12:47
Wait, we can’t touch that? O_O
🙁
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 11, 2015 at 12:45
My first time was also shared by a pic that I posted that was ripped apart by Admiral and Trevor’s comments. Was about cross platform play or something xD
RinceThis
September 11, 2015 at 12:49
Trevor wouldn’t be mean!
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 11, 2015 at 12:56
They weren’t mean xD. I remember it was something to do with Boromir dying in LoTR.
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 11, 2015 at 13:28
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Alien Emperor Trevor
September 11, 2015 at 13:29
I don’t remember. I talk way too much kak to keep track of it all. O_o
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 11, 2015 at 13:32
I know the feeling xD
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 11, 2015 at 13:08
When he returns
http://i.imgur.com/a5hEU.gif
Admiral Chief Returns
September 11, 2015 at 13:11
SO SATISFYING TO WATCH!
Generic ZA
September 11, 2015 at 12:44
Congrats, here’s a cat in a batman suit, I can’t give you a “Batman award” due to copyright issues, so this will have to do. 😀
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 11, 2015 at 12:47
Sweet! here is a cat that actually looks like batman xD
Grimthwacker
September 11, 2015 at 14:18
Regarding salads………
VampyreSquirrel
September 11, 2015 at 12:46
Dat bicycle goal!
Grats Ottokie, Darryn and Kyle 😛
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 11, 2015 at 12:49
I just had to listen to that banjo playing again 😛 great vid!
RinceThis
September 11, 2015 at 12:50
What is a ‘Kyle’?
Pariah
September 11, 2015 at 12:50
A wild animal native to the Congolese Republic.
RinceThis
September 11, 2015 at 12:52
Ah 0_O I suppose that makes sense, it enjoys DOTA after all…
HairyEwok
September 11, 2015 at 12:52
WE LOVE YOU NATALIE!
Ryanza
September 11, 2015 at 12:56
So we have another fight going to happen
Aries
September 11, 2015 at 13:03
Love this movie
Ryanza
September 11, 2015 at 13:05
Pretty good movie and funny with some cool fight scenes.
Aries
September 11, 2015 at 13:05
Yep the fights are epic, and done better than most of the stuff we get from action movies these days
Ryanza
September 11, 2015 at 13:11
The vid i posted had to do with music seeing as lazygamer’s next fight has to do with music.
This is what I mean when I say cool fight scenes. don’t judge the movie’s fight scenes from that other vid.
Brady miaau
September 11, 2015 at 14:24
I might regret asking, but lazygamers next fight?
Ryanza
September 11, 2015 at 13:03
Brady miaau
September 11, 2015 at 14:21
Great movie, wife hated it. But I think she does not appreciate the crazy as much as I do. Oh.
Fnuik
September 11, 2015 at 12:59
Those goals just made me realize how crap I really am at Rocket league
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 11, 2015 at 13:12
Some of these players are just unreal!