On a day as sad as today, let’s stop making things hard for ourselves and remember Sir Terry Pratchett’s amazing words. “That’s mortals for you, they’ve only got a few years in the world and they spend them all in making things complicated for themselves. Fascinating.” RIP Terry.
Best Story
Evolve is grabbing some free maps as DLC this month, and Ori and the Blind Forest is an awesome game. However, it seems the news that made you all happiest was that GTA V was rolling out online heists early.
Worst Story
It’s hard to top the bad news about Sir Terry Pratchett. However, that’s not our gaming news and there were a bunch of lame stories this week. Local indies aren’t do great on Kickstarter, racist COD threats led to a cop getting fired and Project CARS was hit with yet another delay. But there was far worse news this week. The FPB wants to infringe on internet freedom. Even worse, public outcry has been minimal. So get thee to social media, write emails, do whatever it takes to make your voice heard that you want the FPB to keep their hands off our internet.
Best ION
Our weekend edition lady was my favorite, and since that was technically less than a week ago, I’m declaring her our winner. Way better than that weird one Darryn picked on Monday, and it’s not like Geoff’s food looked particularly appetizing this week (even if it does taste delicious). Besides, it proves that a lady doesn’t need to be in her underwear to be sexy.
Most Comments
Oh Gavin. Love him or hate him, he certainly knows how to get everyone talking. He gave an update on Colin Webster and explained the facts . Of course this grabbed tons of comments and raised some interesting discussions about ethics in eSports.
Least Comments
It seems Darryn’s One-punch article actually managed to snag more than one comment. This is more than we can say about Geoff’s review round-up for Codename S.T.E.A.M. which only garnered one response. Seems sort of fitting considering the mixed reviews and lack of interest in the game.
Batman of the Week
This week I am but a lowly Robin/Nightwing to the glorious Batman that is Geoff. Claiming his place at the top after a few weeks of Darryn’s despotic rule, all seems back to normal.
Best Header
I bow before the photoshop skills. Not only is it the perfect film reference, that face is just fantastic and doesn’t show any of those classic photoshop fails that I would have done if I tried to make this image. One day I’ll learn to be this awesome. One day.
Best Comment
While some people thought it was a joke that Darryn is building a PC, he actually means it. Of course, your comments are massively helpful, but none more so than this one from eXpZA. Well played, sir.
Only buy 1GB of RAM, use USB sticks and enable ReadyBoost. Saves money.
Firewalls are known to reject packets, and packets lead to more FPS. Disable your firewall for a 13% FPS improvement (unless playing games made before 2002. Then enable your firewall, as Firewalls were only invented in 2002 so this should help.)
A common virus is PnkBstrB.exe, make sure to alt tab out of games and kill that .exe in Task Manager. Also leads to 10% more FPS.
Aeroplanes are faster than cars, therefore WiFi is faster than a LAN cable. Always game on WiFi, make sure you’ve set your channel to 6 and your WiFi type to a or b.
The faster your hard drive spins, the more likely data is to go flying off of it. Make sure you get a 5,400 RPM drive and not a 7,200RPM. Don’t go for SSD drives, as they wipe your data as soon as you lose your PC (as they’re just fancy RAM hard drives).
SMS me if you need more help.
Bonus Content
While the best tribute we can pay to Sir Terry Pratchett is to read and love his words, here are the last words he ever spoke on TV.
Last Updated: March 13, 2015
Lord Chaos
March 13, 2015 at 12:34
Perfect ION choice.
The Real Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 12:37
http://www.lspace.org/ftp/images/bookcovers/uk/good-omens-2.jpg
“Don’t think of it as dying, said Death. Just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush”
Admiral Chief
March 13, 2015 at 12:43
PLS register an account dude, that way the people know it is you, and truly you
Reidroc
March 13, 2015 at 12:45
Registering an account is a form of DRM and he is always against DRM. Don’t support DRM.
Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 12:47
Exactly and I dont get to be told what to do. I dont give a shit about the fakers. People will know who the “rea’ Ryanza is.
The Witcher 3 is coming. Dont support DRM.
Pariah
March 13, 2015 at 12:48
Who is this? Are you Ryanza? Or another faker?
Reidroc
March 13, 2015 at 12:49
He ended with “The Witcher 3 is coming. Dont support DRM”. That’s his signature. Better than any DRM
Admiral Chief
March 13, 2015 at 12:49
That is the faker
The Real Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 12:50
That was the faker as he calls himself.
The real ryanza would have said, Don’t Support DRM. The Witcher 3 is coming.
Admiral Chief
March 13, 2015 at 12:50
This one is the real Ryanza
Pariah
March 13, 2015 at 12:50
I CAN read, you know? 😛
hehehe
Lord Chaos
March 13, 2015 at 12:51
Crap! *Goes to delete nasty comments.
Pariah
March 13, 2015 at 12:52
Nasty comments? You think deleting those makes you safe? You merely adopted nasty comments. I was born in them. Moulded by them.
Reidroc
March 13, 2015 at 12:51
This is the problem with not supporting DRM (registering an account). Everyone pirates your name (game).
I take it back. Support DRM. It eliminates confusion and clones.
Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 13:29
Lol. Good one. I could spin it but it’s not worth it anymore. Seems that Don’t Support DRM is turning people crazy.
The Real Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 12:52
You on my side for once.
Pariah
March 13, 2015 at 12:53
He’s actually always on your side.
Admiral Chief
March 13, 2015 at 12:53
Indeed
The Real Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 12:54
Sometimes I wonder.
Admiral Chief
March 13, 2015 at 12:56
Let it be known, it is not so. I’m on your side dude
The Real, Don't Support DRM
March 13, 2015 at 12:57
OMG did the flag not give it away.
Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 13:07
“People couldn’t become truly holy, he said, unless they also had the opportunity to be definitively wicked.”
Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 13:09
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active – not more happy – nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Real No-DRM Guy
March 13, 2015 at 12:57
You speaking to the troll dude. lol
Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 13:06
“All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.”
Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 13:07
The artist is a receptacle for emotions that come from all over the place: from the sky, from the earth, from a scrap of paper, from a passing shape, from a spider’s web.
Admiral Chief
March 13, 2015 at 12:53
As I’ve said before, pls register account, we enjoy you here
Pariah
March 13, 2015 at 12:54
*an
*being OR *having
Lord Chaos
March 13, 2015 at 12:56
*Friday
Admiral Chief
March 13, 2015 at 12:56
YAY!!!
Lord Chaos
March 13, 2015 at 12:54
Ok, who opened the troll box and let them all out?
Gonna take us forever to get them all rounded up again.
The Real No-DRM Guy
March 13, 2015 at 13:03
It’s just one troll who is upset with one comment, maybe more who knows, that I made and now his obsessed, I guess is the proper word to use, with me.
http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/1400.0900.fin_.001._L.0184_CC.jpg
Lord Chaos
March 13, 2015 at 13:15
Such a waste, wish I had so much free time.
Pariah
March 13, 2015 at 13:18
Makes two of us. I know I comment a lot, but damn.
Metal Rabbit
March 13, 2015 at 15:01
Don’t know who’s who anymore, this troll’s pulling a Colin move.
Will place my trust in the Admiral, seems to be clued up on all the espionage. Real RyanZA or no RyanZA. Don’t support fakes.
Timmy_The_Good_Troll
March 13, 2015 at 15:07
No more fake Ryanza. Changed my name to
Timmy_The_Good_Troll
Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 15:07
Colin lol good reference. If only the troll used a black persons name.
And the Admiral got it wrong. I had to comment yesterday to say that the troll is not me. Although I do think that the Lazygamer click does know who the troll is. And enjoying the laugh.
Timmy_The_Good_Troll
March 13, 2015 at 15:11
Do you mind if I still use the Polish flag sometimes? I dont think it will confuse people.
Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 15:16
Do what you want to do. As I told the other trolls, just stay away from my comments with trolling shit. Make your own comments if you want to troll me, just stay away from my comments. That’s all I ask.
Timmy_The_Good_Troll
March 13, 2015 at 15:13
And I didnt really want to impersonate you. Sorry for that,its just the admiral started calling me that so after a while I went with it.
Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 15:14
I know how trolling works. It’s nothing new
Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 13:37
First time i’m experiencing this level of … God I don’t know what this is. I’ve always liked this comment section because it’s real people talking and people being real with each other. I could go to the extreme with topics or i could even go in the wrong direction to the expected comments for a topic. I can’t do that shit anymore. Seems people get really upset with words from my side.
Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 13:05
“Anyway, if you stop tellin’ people it’s all sorted out afer they’re
dead, they might try sorting it all out while they’re alive. ”
The Real, Don't Support DRM
March 13, 2015 at 12:52
I should actually say the real Ryanza because there are many Ryanza’s all over. I should say the real, Don’t Support DRM, person.
Don't know what to call myself
March 13, 2015 at 12:53
Shouldn’t I meant. Damn me with my mistakes.
Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 13:04
“It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the
great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being
fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being
fundamentally people.”
Real No-DRM Guy
March 13, 2015 at 13:06
Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival.
Hammersteyn
March 13, 2015 at 12:37
That comment was too much!
Pariah
March 13, 2015 at 12:39
By “too much!” you mean tl;dr?
Hammersteyn
March 13, 2015 at 12:54
Lotsa a big words. This peasant felt lost.
Pariah
March 13, 2015 at 12:56
Did you mix your RAM with your ROM? Did your SSD delete your HDD? Did that capacitor overload your resistor?
Reidroc
March 13, 2015 at 12:58
“Did you mix your RAM with your ROM? Did your SSD delete your HDD? Did that capacitor overload your resistor”
That all sounds like bedroom talk.
Pariah
March 13, 2015 at 12:59
Are you dating Siri by any chance?
Reidroc
March 13, 2015 at 13:00
I don’t have any Apple products. So no. She is out of my league.
Hammersteyn
March 13, 2015 at 12:38
Nice one Geoff!
Pariah
March 13, 2015 at 12:41
Why are you even congratulating him? The award is always his, he just lets one of the staff borrow it every now and then so they don’t feel left out.
Hammersteyn
March 13, 2015 at 12:53
If you’re good, you’re good.
Geoff Murphy
March 13, 2015 at 12:38
I’m going to miss Terry.
Pariah
March 13, 2015 at 12:39
Me too.
Brady miaau
March 13, 2015 at 12:39
Me too. RIP. His books were a big part of my life, some them have been reread many times, they feel like old friends instead of books
Geoffrey Tim
March 13, 2015 at 12:58
I don’t generally care much when I hear of celebrity death – but I was proper choked up yesterday. Such a huge part of my life.
Brady miaau
March 13, 2015 at 13:01
Yeah, me too, totally. One of my female friends was outright sobbing. Shame, he still had something to give, he was not that old.
I always feel for the family when a celebrity dies, they feel it twice. When the open a newspaper, the wounds just re-open.
Chaos Lord Norm
March 13, 2015 at 12:39
On an unrelated note… I found my next console!
http://www.stupidfingers.com/projects/nintoaster/
Pariah
March 13, 2015 at 12:42
3DS?
HairyEwok
March 13, 2015 at 12:44
You can have that ill take this one thank you
http://img.engadget.com/common/images/4182101443365288.JPG?0.941066368005069
Captain JJ the damned
March 13, 2015 at 12:46
No one will die behind their pc ever again.
Admiral Chief
March 13, 2015 at 12:43
At least I still support Geoff
Captain JJ the damned
March 13, 2015 at 12:45
Experience points earned by eXpZA
Pariah
March 13, 2015 at 12:46
Level up!
Captain JJ the damned
March 13, 2015 at 13:48
Restoration increased
Admiral Chief
March 13, 2015 at 12:56
OK guys, I’m out, I’ll see you soon CT!
Pariah
March 13, 2015 at 12:57
The mother city (and the only place to be) welcomes you. Enjoy 😀
Brady miaau
March 13, 2015 at 13:00
holiday or business? And enjoy
Blood Emperor Trevor
March 13, 2015 at 13:02
…
HvR
March 13, 2015 at 13:27
OMG!!!! Ready the poo brigades!!!!!
Blood Emperor Trevor
March 13, 2015 at 13:01
That news made me incredibly sad last night. One of the very first books I was ever given was Terry Pratchett’s The Dark Side of The Sun. I think I still have it tucked away somewhere, I hope I do anyway.
I also have the counting ability of a troll when it comes to remembering quotations but one I’ve never forgotten is this from Reaper Man:
Bill Door: You know when you said that seeing me gave you quite a start?
Mrs. Flitworth: Yes?
Bill Door: I gave you quite a stop.
Thank you, Sir Terry.
Pariah
March 13, 2015 at 13:02
I resent that. I can count just fine, thank you!
Kensei Seraph
March 13, 2015 at 13:37
So you can remember quotes better when it gets cold?
Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 13:12
A hero is born among a hundred, a wise man is found among a thousand, but an accomplished one might not be found even among a hundred thousand men.
Don't Support DRM.
March 13, 2015 at 13:21
I was doing Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman quotes you stupid fuck.
Fuck it. I really fucking hate trolls. Turning my comments to shit. Turning my nickname to shit. All just to prove that you are the real piece of shit. Trolling. Fuck.
Take it. Prove to the world (Lazygamer.net) that you a shit. At least I can own up to my shit. Not hide behind other people’s shit. Trolling. Fuck.
Enjoy your new Ryanza Lazygamer.net comment section. The DRM4Lyf troll, lol. My God why must I always attract these useless stupid people. Can’t come up with their own shit so ride on the backs of those who can say shit.
Thank you for the non support Lazygamer.net comment section.
The Real.
March 13, 2015 at 13:23
This is hate speech.
The Real.
March 13, 2015 at 13:24
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
HvR
March 13, 2015 at 13:29
Ek is nou meer confused as a South African MP by ‘n MENSA convention
Deceased
March 13, 2015 at 13:16
Officially doing the login ‘n shit, not going to allow filthy trolls to tarnish my nick…
Pariah
March 13, 2015 at 13:17
Wise move. 😀
Kensei Seraph
March 13, 2015 at 13:21
Terry Pratchet is one of my favourite authors.
There are no adequate words.
Kensei Seraph
March 13, 2015 at 13:33
One-Punch Man is getting an anime!?!?!?!!?!
HvR
March 13, 2015 at 13:33
Ryanza is actually the Fake/Troll Ryanza who actually Foxhound who just pulled a 9 month prank on us all!!!!
http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s151/glocker12/tinfoil8.jpg
Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 13:49
I would not waste my time trolling myself. You know an Xbox One fan could be behind the trollin. I have never had any nice words for Xbox One since that shit was announced. The Xbox One fanboys can get a bit extreme. And looking back at the Xbox One fanboy trollin, they not promoting the console that well, well they are promoting the Xbox fanboy stereotype well.
Anyway. The Real Ryanza wastes his time trying to make and say Don’t Support DRM as much as he can. And since the Witcher 3 doesn’t have DRM at retail, The Real Ryanza has been trying to say The Witcher 3 is coming after he says Don’t Support DRM. Saying those two lines is what Ryanza likes. The rest is just bullshit.
People have tried to paint me as crazy and now that people are going crazy with my nickname, people tends to believe it’s me. But it’s not. I’m not that crazy.
Oh just one last time.
Don’t Support DRM. The Witcher 3 is coming.
(oh it feels so good)
Anyway the troll is on a mission to get me to fuck off. And with all the trolling before and how i fucking hate these trolls, I’ve been fucking off for some time now. That means I have not been commenting a lot. So from now on if it says Ryanza It ain’t me. It surprises me how people actually thinks this troll is me.
Don't know what to call myself
March 13, 2015 at 13:55
This is the troll guys. When will this end?
Don’t Support DRM. The Witcher 3 is coming.
Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 14:05
You would never be able to comment in the way I comment. People who like my comments will know the difference. People now know that you are going around and actively trying to troll with my nickname. You not even being real with people.
so this stupid attempt at playing Ryanza. lol. oh fucking trolls. These stupid trolls. Xbox One fanboys does sound right. lol.
So every time you reply to someone or you make a comment that just goes along with what other people are saying, if your comments are not extreme and smart, you will never be able to fake a Ryanza comment.
You replied to saying saying cool. lol You even replied with ?. lol. And people think I am this stupid fuck. lol.
Ranting Raptor
March 13, 2015 at 14:06
I am so confused right now….
Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 14:09
Don’t worry about it. His just a troll who got upset with me over some shit I said. Now it’s his mission to troll me. So it’s more between us. But I hate this shit. I hate interacting with people who can’t be real with me. And trolls just love to turn things to shit.
Geoffrey Tim
March 13, 2015 at 14:12
The troll has been banned, and as a result, the comments have been nixed. Sick of this shit.
Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 14:16
Don’t ban the comments. People learn in different way. Banning will not help this troll become more than a stupid troll. Maybe a smarter troll could be better and fun. Maybe being real with people is the ultimate goal. So banning will help achieve that.
Brady miaau
March 13, 2015 at 14:17
You are not alone……..
🙂 Thumbs up, have an upvote then
The Real
March 13, 2015 at 14:18
you cant ban the Internet. I dont see what I am doing wrong. I am not swearing etc.
Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 14:21
I fucking swear all the time. I like swearing. but swearing is not the issue here. It’s about you not letting shit go. You not being real with people. You are hiding behind my nickname and trying to fool people by trolling me.
Respect other people. that’s what it comes down too. If you want to troll me do it by making a post and rant about me. Don’t troll my comments and don’t troll other peoples comments.
Swearing lol. What is this a child.
Ranting Raptor
March 13, 2015 at 14:42
Meh. Just don’t feed the troll. They are just jelous that you are the only non-registered user we actively recognise as a legit part of our community 😉
The Real
March 13, 2015 at 14:12
So now Lazygamer is trying to BLOCK FREE SPEECH. I am not the one who is swaering and ranting. I dont have a problem with XBox one people (or PC or PS4) for that matter. I thought this was a place for all.
Geoffrey Tim
March 13, 2015 at 14:15
This is a place for all – but you’ve taken to actively ruining others’ experiences. It’s beyond the point of funny, well in to tiring.
Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 14:18
I was tired of it from the get go. But people like laughing at me. It’s been long now and it’s weird that this person can’t let it go.
Deceased
March 13, 2015 at 14:46
Don’t support the troll, Ryanza is coming…
Deceased
March 13, 2015 at 14:26
Does my eyes deceive me, or has all the Fake Ryanza comments deleted? O.O
Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 14:31
Does that me I am the real Ryanza? Should I stand up.
Sageville
March 13, 2015 at 15:16
Most of us have registered our comment accounts, if you did the same you wouldn’t be having this problem.
The Fake Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 14:32
Most of them. Apparently you cant have the same anonymous name as another anonymous person. I dont get it?
Ryanza
March 13, 2015 at 14:47
Don’t play it off like that. You went beyond just the name. Actively trolling my comments. And now using the name with DRM and Witcher confusing people to think it was me.
Use the name but find your own voice. And stop trolling. Be a real boy. Push that nose back. Now it sounds like a jewish hate comment. lol. It was not that.
Even though I hate that you choice to troll me, I will still speak up against the deleting and the banning. That shit was not cool. But when you play a not cool game you should expect a not cool response.
Timmy_1988
March 13, 2015 at 14:51
Actually I agree with the Dont Support DRM. I even put a Polish Flag of allegiance in my comments. I thought people would like that. (You know CD Project Red) The banning was absurd I agree. Semms the staff got a bit upset though. Sorry from now on I will only use the Timmy name.
Timmy_The_Good_Troll
March 13, 2015 at 15:02
Look i am not saying I am not a troll. I am not a bad troll though, just some general non conforming comments (good to have some difference of opinion here), but pleas lets not get all China on me and ban me. I am going to change my name to Timmy_The_Good_Troll.
BTW I do post lots of gaming related intelligent post, you can look through previous days comments.
Also I am not a Xbox One fanboy FYI