You know what can get into the effing sea? Jetlag. Even though I was only away in America for a few days, my whole sleep cycle has been thrown out. I’ve spent most of the week getting to bed at ungodly hours, but forcing myself to get up at a (mostly) reasonable time. The result? One dysfunctional cabbage!
As if things weren’t complicated enough, I’m also cycling the 94.7 on Sunday. With a lack of training, and violent heat destroying Joburg, I have no idea how I’m going to survive.
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The fact that Blizzard would consider remaking the original StarCraft campaigns and releasing them as mission packs in future has me all kinds of excited. I’m not alone, am I? I played the first StarCraft to death when I was a child, and I certainly wouldn’t say no to reliving all that nostalgia.
Many feared that Steam having local pricing would mean everything would be far more expensive. Turns out that it ain’t that bad. Unless you’re buying brand new titles off Valve’s platform, everything seems to be cheaper in Rands.
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Capcom have changed Street Fighter V’s R. Mika buttslap to be off camera. The result? A petition for Capcom to stop “censoring” Street Fighter V. Is it really censorship, or isn’t it? Either way, you know you’re living in 2015 when something like a buttslap can cause this much of a debate.
Oh, and no , I am not reviewing this hardware. NO GOD PLEASE NO!
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Have you seen the new Candy Crush movie? It’s divine!
Too divine for your liking? Fine, watch Alessandro unbox the glorious Fallout 4 Collector’s edition instead.
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Steam now sells its wares in Rands. Apparently this is a hot topic of discussion, because the article about the games being cheaper in our currency yielded a whopping 216 comments. Hot damn!
Batman of the Week
Ok Darryn, this is getting really old, really fast. It’s time to give up being Batman. You’ve been holding onto that cape for far too long now!
Best header of the Week
Fallout 4 has been having some performance issues on the PlayStation 4 apparently. This header from Geoff for that article made me giggle
And I just had to throw in the Moogle header from Zoe because I can now no longer Google anything without imaging those cute critters!
Comment of the Week
So who of you are using the Fallout 4 Pip Boy companion app? Is it any good?
I don’t find it very helpful, it often bugs out & doesn’t display my inventory & changing radio stations never works. Hopefully it’ll improve once I get Fallout 4.
Ok seriously Trev, please stop having such awesome comments, and let somebody else win this award for a change!
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Last Updated: November 13, 2015
Hammersteyn
November 13, 2015 at 12:35
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi Darryn is Bertman!
Well done Trevor!
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ulgglglglgughlgh.gif
Generic ZA
November 13, 2015 at 12:49
So are they saying that Darryn must Lego of the award?
Cue cheesy drum roll badda boom badda bang
Ruthie Gibson
November 15, 2015 at 10:12
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Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 13, 2015 at 12:40
Figgle has a hairy hard-on for Trev
hairyknees
November 13, 2015 at 12:42
Comment of the week was suggested by another staff member 😛 not I!
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 13, 2015 at 12:47
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 13, 2015 at 12:53
…
Hammersteyn
November 13, 2015 at 12:54
Bwahahahaha!
Ottokie
November 13, 2015 at 12:54
Pffhahahaha!
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 13, 2015 at 12:56
Hahahaha ok time to whip out the brain bleach again
Hammersteyn
November 13, 2015 at 12:57
You’re the ass that bought it up
Hammersteyn
November 13, 2015 at 12:58
Can’t even grammar after that
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 13, 2015 at 13:07
Funny you should mention Figgle and Trev and ass
Right, I’m out, brain bleach
miaau
November 13, 2015 at 12:57
he is a very, very funny chap
RinceThis
November 13, 2015 at 13:57
sounds about right…
Splooshypooh
November 13, 2015 at 12:55
Picture something like a mop, but with black fuzzy bits D:
Splooshypooh
November 13, 2015 at 12:56
No, the other way around 😛
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 13, 2015 at 12:41
FIGGLE 4 FARM SIM REVIEW VID!!!
Hammersteyn
November 13, 2015 at 12:42
I thought we wanted him so scared he becomes paranoid. Not asleep
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 13, 2015 at 12:47
We make him review SOMA or something, then the farm sim
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 13, 2015 at 12:49
No Stardust mention?
I R DISAPOINT
Hammersteyn
November 13, 2015 at 12:50
Oh yeah
http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/movieposters/162796/p162796_p_v7_aa.jpg
Ottokie
November 13, 2015 at 12:51
http://media.giphy.com/media/un1Si40bKkwYo/giphy.gif
HvR
November 13, 2015 at 13:41
http://gfycat.com/RedUnkemptGnatcatcher
RinceThis
November 13, 2015 at 13:57
When Trevor finally works out why he is always winning he’s going to be heart broken…
miaau
November 13, 2015 at 14:07
Because he is funny, right?
VampyreSquirrel
November 13, 2015 at 16:04
Suuuuuure
miaau
November 13, 2015 at 16:26
Yes, you are correct.
And sarcastic.
Mossel
November 13, 2015 at 14:12
Good luck with the 94.7! And watch out for ITBS….it’s a bitch.