I haven’t eaten pizza all week, which I plan on overcompensating for over the next 60 hours. Mmmmm chicken and avocado… GET IN MY BELLY! Don’t expect me at work on Monday Geoff, unless you plan on sending a forklift to help me roll out of bed…
I knew it, Playing video games won’t give you Alzhiemers! Thank goodness, I’ve been questioning my memory lately. In other awesome news, Playing video games won’t give you Alzhiemers. Phew, glad we cleared that up.
What kind of weekly wrap doesn’t have a MOBA story? Not this one I tell you! If you’ve been unsure as to where to climb the MOBA train, I tell you, there is no better place to start than Heroes of the Storm. Blizzard’s brawler went into open beta this week, meaning it’s available for all.
The Witcher 3 is finally out. YAY! It’s also been giving people some horrible bugs and crashes. BOO! You know what else sucks? The fact that we won’t be getting Silent Hills, something Guillermo Del Toro is sad about too.
If you have a significant other and you take gaming seriously, it may be time to end things. Apparently having a partner can affect your gaming performance negatively. Sigh… I guess it’s time to end things with my imaginary girlfriend. I knew this day would come!
I don’t care what anybody says, watching these people suffer the wrath of Dark Souls for the very first time was damn funny! DONTDIEDONTDIEDONTDIEDONTDIE!
Also, want a collector’s edition of Witcher 3? Message me, I’ll tell you exactly where Alessandro lives…
Ever worried about what to wear to your next big gaming expo? Don’t worry, Zoe has your back with this nifty apparel guide. If that doesn’t interest you, you could always take a selfie in World of Warcraft. Do it right, and you could find yourself attending Blizzcon later this year.
Header of the Week
Bah, it was a tough week! You lot can decide:
Whose is the best?
ION of the Week
The Witcher 3 launched with some bugs, something that just had to be commented on 283 times. Damn you people talk a lot!
Nobunaga’s Ambition: Sphere of Influence is heading west in September. Who cares? Only three people it seems… sorry Darryn!
Batman of the Week
Geoff does it yet again. He’s won Batman so often that I literally have nothing to say right now. LITERALLY NOTHING!
Cabbage of the Week
Urgh, I was hoping Zoe would be cabbage, seeing as she didn’t write every day this week. As luck would have it though, and because my writing really sucks, I’m the cabbage champion once again!
Comment of the Week
Hammersteyn you biscuit. Not only do you keep us supplied with daily upvotes, you gave us all a good chuckle with this comment on Geoff’s Alzheimer’s article too:
Maybe it does? Everyone seems to forget how average the previous COD was when they buy the new one…
And this too???
— Japanese WTF (@japanesewtfs) May 22, 2015
And this because WHY NOT?
Last Updated: May 22, 2015