It’s been a great week. Nothing’s really been that hectic, and one could say that it almost felt like a holiday of sorts. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s what Matty was thinking, as he jet sets all around the US of A and leaves us to do the dirty work. I tell you, you can’t even rely on fellow cabbages nowadays.
While he and Zoe were away, Darryn, Geoff and I (sometimes Gavin said hello) held down the fort. And it was a surprisingly much busier news week than the last, although I would give anything for another long weekend. Wouldn’t you?
Best Stories
We’re getting closer and closer to E3, and the rumours have already begun trickling out. Of course, it wouldn’t be complete without some Fallout 4 news, although I can’t let my heart break again. Star Wars Battlefront is also force checking all the right boxes with their Heroic system, and Nintendo is making money again – thanks to the exuberant amount of Amiibo the company is managing to shuffle away.
Worst Stories
Although Project Cars looks the part, it seems like it’s wet weather effects have a really big impact on performance. Maybe they just need to slap in an engine with more Vs, hey? Elsewhere, Capcom is losing more money than everyone did during that Mayweather fight, and there seems to be a bit of drama with CD Projekt Red and Green Man Gaming. Drama Llama!
Random Stories
I completely forgot that there was actually a Godzilla game being made, and it seems like it’s bringing all the monsters to the yard. Also, how is there already a Complete Edition for Far Cry 4, and why is it not coming to Xbox One? I like hunting honey badgers too you know!
Best ION Header
I’m a sucker for Tasty Tuesday, but more so this week because we got to say Happy Birthday to Ranting “Number 7” Raptor. Also, that seven spiced chicken is drool worthy, don’t you think?
Most Comments
There’s certain lines that even artistic freedom shouldn’t cross, and I’m glad that Valve quickly nuked the terrible “Kick the F*gott” right off Steam Greenlight. Turns out it was all for some weird, sick joke, which got a lot of you talking.
Least Comments
Do none of you play with Lego anymore? I wax lyrical about the possibility of Portal lego sets, and it got all but one lonely comment. Excuse me while I go console my mini figurines in a corner.
Batman of the Week
The past few weeks have been closely decided contests, but Geoff has decided enough is enough. He is your undisputed Batman of the week, reminding us all that we’re just mere mortals.
Cabbage of the Week
Oh how the leafy well turns. A few weeks ago I was in Poland playing The Witcher, which didn’t seem to factor into the Cabbage delegations that fir day. Suffice to say, Matty turned his back on me – but revenge is a dish best served cold. And with some boiled cabbage. Seriously, worst soup ever.
Enjoy being the cabbage patch kid Matty!
Header of the Week
Will anyone ever great a better header than this? Liam Nesson, a crown fit for a king of burgers and Destiny?
To them, I say “Good Luck”
Comment of the Week
Emperor Trevor takes it this week, because who really knows how any of these racing games really work?
But you have to drive slower in the rain, so that’s why you get less frames. Makes sense to me.*
*I don’t understand how car games work.
Have an awesome weekend everyone!
Last Updated: May 8, 2015
Pariah
May 8, 2015 at 12:34
This is Trevor whenever he posts a good comment:
http://reactiongif.org/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/08/GIF-clint-eastwood-happy-interested-pleased-satisfied-yes-GIF.gif
Ranting Raptor
May 8, 2015 at 12:48
Lol. I hear the music playing
RinceThis
May 8, 2015 at 13:04
Nope. That’s Trevor every time he is able to tie his own shoelaces *RUNS
Hammersteyn
May 8, 2015 at 13:05
Here’s when he impersonates JJ
http://images1.nick.com/nicktoons-assets/shows/images/invader-zim/flipbooks/characters/gir/3.jpg?height=220&width=300&quality=0.75
Pariah
May 8, 2015 at 13:06
LOOOOOOOOOL!
Pariah
May 8, 2015 at 12:35
Hammersteyn right before he upvotes:
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/06/fart-in-elevator.gif
RinceThis
May 8, 2015 at 13:05
HAHAHAHA
Hammersteyn
May 8, 2015 at 12:36
Congrats Geoff and Trevor!
Pariah
May 8, 2015 at 12:36
Shall we toast to their success?
http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae307/jen9cat/Dean%20Winchester/satisfied.gif
Hammersteyn
May 8, 2015 at 12:37
elegant
HairyEwok
May 8, 2015 at 12:40
Batman… More like clankman.
Kensei Seraph
May 8, 2015 at 12:52
http://i.imgur.com/mPbBhOG.gif
https://33.media.tumblr.com/845b9f0fb94ab74d8b9d179a0f526a5a/tumblr_mhcal3ND3F1qbbbxqo1_500.gif
Hammersteyn
May 8, 2015 at 12:53
Effing love that Movie!
Greylingad
May 8, 2015 at 13:02
Yes!!! I think I’m going to watch it again tonight…
Kensei Seraph
May 8, 2015 at 13:02
Sounds like a good idea.
I think I will as well.
Lord Chaos
May 8, 2015 at 12:53
I should watch this
Hammersteyn
May 8, 2015 at 12:57
Everyone should!
Kensei Seraph
May 8, 2015 at 13:00
Yes you should.
Here’s the fight (with spoilers)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQYmDcNCGKs
Hammersteyn
May 8, 2015 at 12:38
nice header…. but when they grow up…
http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aQ4D7X8_460sa.gif
HairyEwok
May 8, 2015 at 12:42
I TOLD YOU TO GET THE TUNA NOT A GOD DAMNED BONE YOU HAIRBALL!!!!
Brady miaau
May 8, 2015 at 13:17
What a pretty Siamese, seal point. Cute. Not long and slender like normal, but still cute.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
May 8, 2015 at 12:41
If I could win stuff by not knowing things (like Trevor did) I’d be so rich.
Hammersteyn
May 8, 2015 at 12:46
Trevor be like
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/kfp.gif
Pariah
May 8, 2015 at 12:46
4 Trevors has to be the scariest thing to think about in the history of thinking about things.
Lord Chaos
May 8, 2015 at 12:47
At least he won’t be alone anymore. 😛
Pariah
May 8, 2015 at 12:48
LOL XD
Thats_how_I_Troll
May 8, 2015 at 14:11
Well technically it’s still #ForeverSP
RinceThis
May 8, 2015 at 13:06
YES
Lord Chaos
May 8, 2015 at 12:42
Dang, I was so sure the zombie comment would kill it. Grats Trevor.
*Goes sulking.
Ranting Raptor
May 8, 2015 at 12:47
MMmmmmmmm. Dat spicy chicken. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
GG Trev on comment of the week!
HairyEwok
May 8, 2015 at 12:49
Trev when he gets comment of the week
http://24.media.tumblr.com/d1f43fc7af574365ae4f4f7cfe892d95/tumblr_mjdkc9rToO1rwv2mgo1_500.gif
Pariah
May 8, 2015 at 12:50
Too many people. It’s a fake.
Hammersteyn
May 8, 2015 at 12:52
Rofl
ReaperOfSquirrels
May 8, 2015 at 12:51
DMC!!!
HairyEwok
May 8, 2015 at 12:51
Hells yeah!
Dutch Matrix
May 8, 2015 at 14:01
WTF am I looking at here? And can I kill with 1000’s of bullets?
Skoobaz
May 8, 2015 at 13:28
Well Done @Emporer Trevor!
Dutch Matrix
May 8, 2015 at 13:57
I never win comment of the week…http://24.media.tumblr.com/7ee8e856a61ffa8bee5b67b7ffd30146/tumblr_mvrht1qT9k1sa4prjo3_250.gif
Lord Chaos
May 8, 2015 at 14:01
That’s because it’s called “Comment of the Week” not “WTF of the Week”. 😛
Dutch Matrix
May 8, 2015 at 14:03
http://33.media.tumblr.com/45ae1cb519c158c0f6d38a1bc6569fd8/tumblr_mu20uqoeqF1syjaqyo2_500.gif
Thats_how_I_Troll
May 8, 2015 at 14:07
Found why Trevor is #ForeverSP
Thats_how_I_Troll
May 8, 2015 at 14:10
Trevor be like
Sageville
May 8, 2015 at 14:23
Cabbage pic looks like a bowl of sick…. or one of Geoff’s asian soups…..
Mossel
May 8, 2015 at 15:07
FaarKraai was the header of the week. This site has no credibility anymore.