Vagina + Sperm + Ass = Videogame?

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Privates

You may remember a while back that Geoff posted about the upcoming XBLA shooter Privates which was set in a vagina and featured helmeted sperm fighting their way out and in… and out and in and.. you get the idea.

Well it’s no surprise that Microsoft quickly put the kibosh on that but what is a little more surprising is that the developers decided to finish the game on PC anyway and then to the shock of everyone around, they announced they were giving it away.

Okay granted if you were paying attention earlier you would have remembered that this title was being funded by Channel 4 in the UK and was always going to be free.

But it’s out and if you want it you can click here to download it.

Apparently its key features are

Blast away at various different enemies in all sorts of crazy, sometimes fragrant, locations!
Fully-voiced, funny, silly script!
Five whole levels!
Bit rude!

and according to the developers it’s also not intended to be an accurate biology lesson, so why it was funded in the first place is beyond me.

Last Updated: August 6, 2010

Gavin Mannion

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