Just Cause 3 is going to be one of the last big blockbuster games released this year – and one of the most silly, explosive, and just downright fun. You may have to delay your chaotic merriment though, as the game’s got a large day one patch – just like every other game released this generation. According to the chaps at VG247, who’ve managed to snag themselves a retail copy following a broken street date, players can expect to download nearly 3GB of patches to fix several issues in the game.
Do, however, pay attention to the first few tweaks the patch provides; they may provide a wayward chuckle or two.
Fixes and Improvements
- The Medician Department of Nature Conservation has pored over every inch of our beautiful island for cracks and removed them
- The Medician Department of Motor Vehicles has taken measures to acquire poorly-tuned vehicles and burn them
- The DRM has been given a refresher course in combat and spatial awareness as per the Genera’s recent mandate
- The Medician Department of Infrastructure has made some adjustments to certain roads to prevent traffic jams
- Various stability/crash fixes
- Various camera fixes
- Various Havok destruction optimisations
- Various localisation fixes and updates
- Various worldsim imporvements
Missions, Challenges, Random Encounters
- Various minor mission bug fixes
- Various minor challenge bug fixes
- Fixed some various issues with Random Encounters
Graphics and Animation
- Various LoD optimisations
- Various lighting optimisations
- Various animation optimisations
Audio
- Various level and EQ adjustments
- Rebels riding along with Rico will now be less rude and not talk over each other
- Fixed a few rare audio distortion issues involving destructible objects with lots of moving parts
Just Cause 3 is coming to store on December 1. If you really like, you can have a look at its first hour, here.
Last Updated: November 26, 2015
Captain JJ never changes
November 26, 2015 at 14:35
This game is going to be so awesome.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 26, 2015 at 14:47
By the way, it’s surprisingly cheaper to preorder on Steam than at retail.
Jan Prins
November 26, 2015 at 15:00
Bah! We know Origin is the better client!
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 26, 2015 at 15:02
Don’t believe everything your Sims tell you.
Jan Prins
November 26, 2015 at 15:07
My Sims told me to murder you with the sharpened 3rd rib bone of a Llama that have not had the pleasure of woo-hooing with another Llama.
But then again, Bella Goth appeared to me in a vision and told me the exact same thing you are telling me now.
I am so conflicted at the moment…
RinceThis
November 26, 2015 at 15:08
0_O
Gardos
November 26, 2015 at 15:35
I get that all the time man. Take 12 Disprins and the evil Sims start disappearing from your dreams. You’ll still hear voices but honestly, everyone hears voices… right?
Jan Prins
November 26, 2015 at 15:38
But if My Sims never speak to me in their lovely Simlish no more, won’t I be half the man I was???
Gardos
November 26, 2015 at 16:23
You will be! There’s no way back my friend… My condolences #PrayForJan
Mistake Not...
November 26, 2015 at 14:43
*Copy-pastes rant about Day-One patches from a previous post
Admiral Chief - World on Fire
November 26, 2015 at 14:47
[inserts standard ‘hehehe’ or ‘xD’ reply]
RinceThis
November 26, 2015 at 14:50
I really am quite excited to play this. Never played one before, it looks like silly fun!
Admiral Chief - World on Fire
November 26, 2015 at 14:50
You really should look at getting #2, crazy crazy fun
RinceThis
November 26, 2015 at 14:55
Doubt it’ll hit PSFAW I wonder if this is a continuation of the other ‘stories’?
Admiral Chief - World on Fire
November 26, 2015 at 15:04
Nah, I’ll update you.
Dic(k)tator ruling island, you destroy ALL his shit. Have fun. Blow up everything. Hijack everything! SHOOT ALL!
Pretty much that
RinceThis
November 26, 2015 at 15:06
It’s like Shakespeare, I want to weep!
Admiral Chief - World on Fire
November 26, 2015 at 15:36
Oh and cheesy one-liners!
Most fun thing I did was hijack a chopper, shoot all the things, either (A) run out of ammo, so hijack another chopper or (B) take damage, jump out, hijack another chopper, and shoot all the things again
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 26, 2015 at 14:51
EXPLOSIONS?!
RinceThis
November 26, 2015 at 14:55
Jumping!
Captain JJ never changes
November 26, 2015 at 15:09
Oh it’s fun. Crazy fun.
The map is immense, so there’s a lot of shit to get up to.
RinceThis
November 26, 2015 at 15:12
i just want to watch the world burn…
Gardos
November 26, 2015 at 15:14
So excited for this! Seems like the perfect way to unwind after work. Blow some bridges up, catapult a cow into the ocean, and fly a helicopter into a billboard because you can. Also, it looks colourful. For someone who’s “colour vision deficient” I need all the colour I can get XD
miaau
November 26, 2015 at 15:29
Is 3gb not a bit small for day one patches? Really?
This is like a bit of fluff compared to some of the other big name day one patch’s this year.
Besides, better road system, faster cars. Winner!!!!!
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
November 26, 2015 at 18:38
I feel triggered by all these day-one patches!
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