Earlier this week, for a story about Uncharted 4, Geoff made a silly header image featuring an unlikely mash up of one of the evil Transformers in the Uncharted world. It got us giggling, and then thinking about what other unlikely mash-ups we’d love to see. So the team, using our admittedly poor, varying Photoshop skillz made a few more. Here they are.
There’s a treasure lying underneath the sands of whichever backwards nation that Nathan Drake has found himself in this time. A treasure that is said to have the power of a thousand Baysplosions, prima-donna actors and enough special effects to convince an entire wing of Industrial Light and Magic to sip on some poisoned Kool-Aid. It’s a race against time as Drake finds that out that the most powerful artifact on the planet might just be a skyscraper-sized robot that pumps pure genocide through its veins!
They say that Arkham City is where dreams can be made, provided that you’re willing to get your hands dirty. It’s also the city where you’re most likely to get your face punched in by an orphan with issues and too much cash in his trust fund pockets. Three career criminals will learn the hard way that the only thing crazier than their pal Kevin, might be the super villains who run Arkham City. And may the gods have mercy on any many man who triggers a five star wanted rating in this prison city.
They’ve fought street punks, end-stage bosses and the Shadow Master himself. Now, Jimmy Lee and Billy will put their martial arts skills to test when they take on their greatest challenge ever, an actual dragon and oh crap they’re dead already.
You loved Command and Conquer. You adored Wing Commander. Electronic Arts hated them both as much a dad with a red-headed stepchild. now watch as two beloved game franchises get thrown together, as GDI and the Terran Confederation team up to take down a Kilrathi and NOD coalition that requires you to please pay R9.95 to read the rest of this blurb.
The greatest actors in the world aren’t in Hollywood movies. They hail from football pitches, where even the slightest contact in a game of soccer can result in a performance that’ll move your heart. And in FIFA Street Fighter, we’re going to give them something to really cry about. HADOUKEN!
Eddie Riggs. Link. Two of gaming’s greatest and most unappreciated heroes team, and are ready to rock! Ganondorf is once again breakin’ the Hyrule Law, and only a hero in green and a roadie can stop him. Load up, hit the road and lay a sweet-ass jam down, as the show must go on!
There’s something out there. It’s slowly making it’s way to deep space engineer Isaac Clarke, who has seen the rhythmic terror that is on the way. The only problem? For each invader that he kills, the remaining forces will get closer and faster, and the government will not heed his warnings to shoot where they will be instead of where they actually are. This, will be the final fight for humanity.
One of them is heavily medicated gumshoe who has lost complete touch with reality. The other is…wait, that describes Sam and Max Payne perfectly.Join the duo as they take on all new mysteries, using a combination of brains, painkillers, prescription medication, suicide attempts and slow motion gunplay to solve at least one mystery in the next big outing for the hired cops!
It’s a me, Mario! Can a portly plumber from New York survive the combined might of a frozen ninja, a spectral shinobi and various other hardened fighters? See, here’s the thing: After beating dragons, man-eating plants and causing more carnage in a single level of spine-crushing violence than an entire series of fighting games, Mortal Kombat might be on the losing end here. Mario isn’t trapped inside the Mortal Kombat universe. It’s trapped inside with him.
I’d tell you more about the brand new addition to the World of Warcraft that includes a bloodthirsty maniac wielding the weapons of a butchered pantheon, but I need to go slay five sheep first.
I got a need! A need for speed! It’s Sonic the Hedgehog, back and in the kind of game that people actually want to play on the PlayStation 4. But will you be a good hedgehog, or will you use your speedy powers to be a badass roadhog instead? The choice (And Karma) is yours!
Never bring a bikini to a volleyball fight. Unless you’re up against John Marston, who is setting out to prove that all those lassoing skills weren’t for naught after all. It’s east meets west, and the only winners here will be the fans watching this event unfold. In slow, jiggly motion.
Join Thomas and his ragtag group of friends as they travel through a new nightmare. Faced with zombies and unbeatable foes, will they be forced to make the ultimate sacrifice or can Thomas be the architect of their escape?
In Beyond: Two Souls, there were many emotions. So many polygons of emotions that starred Ellen Page. In her next game however, she’s only going to experience one emotion: Fear. Because there ain’t jackcrap that a ghost pal can do when you’re confronted by a towering Mirror Knight who is looking to add your fresh skin to his collection of foolhardy adventurers.
It’s a brave new world out there, after the apocalypse has hit. A world where mutants roam the landscape, bottle caps are a currency and there’s a conspiracy around every corner. only the cleverest and most well prepared of vault dwellers can survive this new world. But it doesn’t hurt to have a gigantic mechanized warsuit to call upon either when a rad-scorpion makes an appearance.
In Metal Gear Rising, nothing was deadlier than Raiden and his Zandatsu skill. In the Gears of War series, the most brutal weapon on the battlefield was a gun with a chainsaw attached to it. What happens when the cyborg soldier of the future gets his hands on that legendary weapon? A crossover of unbelievably violent proportions, that’s what. ZANDATSU!
When your simulated puppy grows up, he can’t help but become jaded by the violence committed against other breeds. Going deep undercover with the Triads, he must find the balance between revenge and justice, and resist the temptation to eat all the pork buns. Street pass your friends for extra martial arts battles!
This uniquely customizable game lets you build your own continent on Auraxis. With adorable options to choose from, challenge your friends to defeat your factions in this massive, multiplayer shooting, driving and everything else experience. experience.
DMC is the height of beautiful hack and slash action, set in a gothic, dark fantasy world. Crysis is a stunning FPS in a dark, alien fighting future. When their powers combine, we can hack, slash and pew pew our way to success in a futuristic dark fantasy in full HD glory. Excuse me, I just need a change of undies are writing that sentence.
Not enough of your favorite characters in Kingdom Hearts? Never fear, the Lion Kingdom Hearts is here. Removing all those other Disney characters, this title goes all out as Scar forces you through numerous worlds as you seek to save Mufasa’s soul so Yuna can lay him to rest. Look out for special appearances from Cloud and even Lightning, or is it Snow? One of those weather-feature-named Final Fantasy characters will help put a smile on your face.
Last Updated: February 13, 2014
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 13, 2014 at 15:36
bwhahahaha so much of lol.
VampyreSquirrel
February 13, 2014 at 15:36
LMAO! Kratos would own all in WoW!
This is really awesome guys… looks like you all had fun with this idea.
RinceandLeSIGH
February 13, 2014 at 15:46
Agreed.
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
February 13, 2014 at 15:58
It was indeed a ton of fun
Unavengedavo
February 13, 2014 at 15:38
LOL… Is this the big news?
Marc
February 13, 2014 at 15:39
Was wondering the same thing….
Unavengedavo
February 13, 2014 at 15:41
Well if it is, then it is just as much of a let down as the Gaping Dragon in Dark Souls O_o
Spathi
February 13, 2014 at 15:42
You mean the vagina monster?
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 13, 2014 at 15:39
Hahahaha
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
February 13, 2014 at 15:40
We never said there was big news..just that there was something fun coming up. 😛
RinceandLeSIGH
February 13, 2014 at 15:41
Good work Popeye.
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 13, 2014 at 15:39
DAT PLANETSIDE!!!!
Hammersteyn
February 13, 2014 at 15:40
Fifa Street Fighter would never work. Unless diving is some sort of attack?
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 13, 2014 at 15:44
FINISH HIM! PENALTY!
Unavengedavo
February 13, 2014 at 15:45
They would go down even before the fight started
RinceandLeSIGH
February 13, 2014 at 15:46
HAHAHAHAH! Epic comment is EPIC
VampyreSquirrel
February 13, 2014 at 16:05
FIGHT!!!!
Sub-Zero wins!
Dive-ality
Unavengedavo
February 13, 2014 at 16:06
More like F – Sub-Zero Wins – IGHT!!!!
VampyreSquirrel
February 13, 2014 at 16:07
or “RE… Sub-Zero Wins… ADY”
RinceandLeSIGH
February 13, 2014 at 15:41
Double Dragon AGE! YES YES YES!
Hammersteyn
February 13, 2014 at 15:42
Would love to punch a dragon in the mouth
RinceandLeSIGH
February 13, 2014 at 15:44
Can you imagine! HAHAHAHA!
VampyreSquirrel
February 13, 2014 at 16:08
Actually I can…
RinceandLeSIGH
February 13, 2014 at 16:11
What do you want, a cookie?
VampyreSquirrel
February 13, 2014 at 16:11
nah, i’m good thanks for offering though
RinceandLeSIGH
February 13, 2014 at 16:12
Wasn’t going to give you one anyway. Was LYING.
VampyreSquirrel
February 13, 2014 at 16:13
Ginger bastid
RinceandLeSIGH
February 13, 2014 at 16:14
I’d say ginger bread, but that would be WEIRD… 0-O
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 13, 2014 at 16:14
Yes it would be, I thought your kind just called it bread.
VampyreSquirrel
February 13, 2014 at 16:15
All other bread is just “other bread”?
RinceandLeSIGH
February 13, 2014 at 16:15
Special occasions warrant special dispensations…
VampyreSquirrel
February 13, 2014 at 16:16
98/4
RinceandLeSIGH
February 13, 2014 at 16:18
🙁
VampyreSquirrel
February 13, 2014 at 16:23
Easiest come back with you for the next 3-5 days… just remind you of the cricket score BWAHAHAHAHAHA
RinceandLeSIGH
February 13, 2014 at 16:26
Nah. Already over it. Following the tiddlywinks championship from now on.
VampyreSquirrel
February 13, 2014 at 16:26
lol!
Hammersteyn
February 13, 2014 at 15:42
Beyond Dark Souls would be fun if I was a monster chasing Ellen throughout the game.
Unavengedavo
February 13, 2014 at 15:54
Am I the only one that thinks it looks more like Justin Beiber?
Hammersteyn
February 13, 2014 at 16:08
LOL
VampyreSquirrel
February 13, 2014 at 15:42
“that requires you to please pay R9.95 to read the rest of this blurb” hahahaha!
UltimateNinjaPandaDudeGuy
February 13, 2014 at 15:42
How to know Zoe had a hand in this: It references Thomas Was Alone 😛
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
February 13, 2014 at 15:43
I maed dis. 🙁
UltimateNinjaPandaDudeGuy
February 13, 2014 at 15:44
*How to know Zoe is effecting your life and brain 😛
VampyreSquirrel
February 13, 2014 at 15:44
Good save!
UltimateNinjaPandaDudeGuy
February 13, 2014 at 15:45
SAFE! o/
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 13, 2014 at 15:48
LOL “had a hand”
HAHAHA
Rags
February 13, 2014 at 15:42
I’d like to see Mass Effect & Star Citizen Game. A ME space sim where you could explore the Qurian fleet and fight the Geth ships and amass a fleet against the Reapers. Or do some piracy with the Blue Sons in the Atican Traverse. Or maybe just be a merchant in the Asari worlds. Endless possibilities 😛
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 13, 2014 at 15:48
THIS!!!!
Weanerdog
February 13, 2014 at 15:45
SO MUCH WIN!!!!
RinceandLeSIGH
February 13, 2014 at 15:46
What’s your fav?
Weanerdog
February 13, 2014 at 16:24
I will have to go with Sleeping nintendogs, it just made me laugh so hard.
Grant Hancock
February 13, 2014 at 15:46
Devil May Far Cry !
Umar Reborn
February 13, 2014 at 15:46
HAHAHAHA nice!!!!
Tomba Raider
Final Fight Fantasy
God of Warhammer
Starcraft Citizen
Soul Sacrifice Reaver
Tony Hawx: Pro Skater
Sim City of Heroes
Gears of Guild Wars
Bioshock: Infinite Crysis
Castlevania: Lords of Shadowrun
Naruto: Ultimate Fighting Champion Storm
F1-Zero
Unavengedavo
February 13, 2014 at 16:04
Runescape from Monkey Island
jac7
February 13, 2014 at 16:13
The Elder Effect: Mass Scrolls
RinceandLeSIGH
February 13, 2014 at 16:22
Excellent 🙂
General JJ the ashamed
February 13, 2014 at 16:26
Call of Juarez’s Duty
Unavengedavo
February 13, 2014 at 15:48
This reminds me of one of those women24 articles O_o
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 13, 2014 at 15:48
I take it you read women24 then…
Unavengedavo
February 13, 2014 at 15:50
In my quest to understand women… But that just made me wonder why I went on the quest in the 1st place.
Like they say… Women understand each other, and they hate each other O_o
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 13, 2014 at 15:51
No, nothing and no one can understand a woman, not even another one
RinceandLeSIGH
February 13, 2014 at 15:48
OKAY PEOPLE! Guess who shopped WHAT?!
Rock789
February 13, 2014 at 15:49
That’s awesome! I’d buy some of those…
And why does “Fifa Street Fighter” sound like something Capcom would genuinely consider…?
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 13, 2014 at 15:51
Lots of fake moves and handbagging
Unavengedavo
February 13, 2014 at 15:53
And people going down on each other… No wait, that just sounds like we are writing a script for a bad porno
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 13, 2014 at 15:55
Now that comment just screams “I read women24”
VampyreSquirrel
February 13, 2014 at 15:57
Hahahaha! I think the Avo has been busted
Unavengedavo
February 13, 2014 at 15:57
Busted? I have never denied it…
VampyreSquirrel
February 13, 2014 at 15:59
I wouldn’t actually be surprised judging by your posts over the past few months 😛
RinceandLeSIGH
February 13, 2014 at 15:56
Pay as you goal?
Umar Reborn
February 13, 2014 at 15:51
Unavengedavo
February 13, 2014 at 15:56
And wouldn’t “Grand Theft Auto: Arkham City” make more sense?
VampyreSquirrel
February 13, 2014 at 16:20
3 thieves, one hero… who will survive!?
RinceandLeSIGH
February 13, 2014 at 15:56
Dark Souls: Candy Crush?
SheHulkNigri
February 13, 2014 at 16:04
Dark Candy: Souls Crush
Unavengedavo
February 13, 2014 at 16:05
King.com would sue both of you
Gr8_Balls_o_Fire
February 14, 2014 at 10:51
I’m currently patenting the word “King”. Watch this space
RinceandLeSIGH
February 13, 2014 at 16:05
HAHAHA! WIN!
VampyreSquirrel
February 13, 2014 at 16:09
You both missed the word “Saga”
RinceandLeSIGH
February 13, 2014 at 16:01
This is one of the most fun things you people have put together. It shows you have fun writing and shows a damn passion and cleverness not seen on many sites. Excellent work. Keep doing this sort of thing and we will keep calling you names 🙂
General JJ the ashamed
February 13, 2014 at 16:10
I can dig TitanFallout and Sam & Max Payne
General JJ the ashamed
February 13, 2014 at 16:12
Left for Dead or Alive.
RinceandLeSIGH
February 13, 2014 at 16:13
Nice
VampyreSquirrel
February 13, 2014 at 16:14
4 women in bikinis trying to survive a zombie apocalypse?
El Capitan del Blade
February 13, 2014 at 16:29
Mods can make these happen…..
Gareth L (That Guy)
February 13, 2014 at 16:39
Command & Contra!
Red Dead Island
General JJ the ashamed
February 13, 2014 at 16:43
Left for Dead Rising Space Island
Kensei Seraph Moe Ninja
February 14, 2014 at 07:58
Why hasn’t someone made Grand Theft Arkham yet?