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33 million deaths in Dark Souls II from falling

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Dark Souls II isn’t just about dying, I swear. There is actually a lot of lore, and strategy, and moments of glory. Of course, there is also a lot of dying, and stats are showing just how you all are failing to survive.

Beyond the Bonfire shows off the glory of Dark Souls II. It’s not just about total deaths – there are stats on what kills people, what inventory items are most used, and which enemies have been killed the most. I’m going to start with the most depressing figure – 7,256,041,471,781 souls have been lost. That’s right, that’s how many times people had souls, died, and then died again. You all really need to work on that. Of course, when almost 34 million of you are dying simply from falling, it seems death is just around every corner.

It appears that the most hated enemy is the stray hound – with 80 525 493 of them killed, that a lot of howling. Have you killed the Tseldoran Settler? Well, you’re one of very few; only 643 871 of them have been killed. In fact, only 190,482 characters have made it to the end. That’s really not that many. Although, how many people honestly finished Dark Souls?

Are you equipping the Heide Knight Iron Mask? Of course you are – it’s the most popular helm to wear. I just can’t believe how many of you are wearing Havel’s equipment. You must be a slow and steady tank.

I’m still enjoying the game. It’s hard, there’s no doubt, but the co-op is making it a lot of fun. Praise the Sun!

Last Updated: April 16, 2014

28 Comments

  1. Umar's Sin

    April 16, 2014 at 13:04

    LOL I can believe this! Majority of the bloodstains I see is people falling off ledges. Damn dat Graveyard of Saints fall…Visions of RIng

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    • Hammersteyn

      April 16, 2014 at 13:10

      Especially near the fire place one levels up.

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      • Umar's Sin

        April 16, 2014 at 13:13

        Yeah that one, I dropped from there landed with 10 hp left lol

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      April 16, 2014 at 13:11

      The first time I was invaded I was looking for the person, next thing I just get a whole bunch of souls, couple seconds later they msg me, “Fell off a ledge :D”

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      • Umar's Sin

        April 16, 2014 at 13:13

        Yeah happened to me as well lol, free souls I guess

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    • Dean

      April 16, 2014 at 13:11

      The Shrine of Amana is the best. Watch people joyfully walk through the water and then suddenly disappear beneath it

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      • Umar's Sin

        April 16, 2014 at 13:12

        Most frustating level, worse than the shaded woods fog area!….

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  2. Umar's Sin

    April 16, 2014 at 13:05

    Heide’s mask? Travelling Merchant’s cap all the way, Item discovery!
    What’s your build Zoe? you playing on PS or Xbox?

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    • Her Highness the Hipster

      April 16, 2014 at 14:26

      You’d have to ask @disqus_4TKM01pwwz:disqus – we’re playing on pee ess

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  3. Alien Emperor Trevor

    April 16, 2014 at 13:08

    I can’t wait to play this… after it comes out on special… after I finish DS1… after I regather the shattered remnants of my soul…

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    • Rince the Unhuggable

      April 16, 2014 at 13:11

      Good luck with the last part.

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        April 16, 2014 at 13:11

        Do you want to be the pot or the kettle 😛

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        • Unavengedavo

          April 16, 2014 at 13:31

          This sounds like sexual innuendo O_o

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          • Rince the Unhuggable

            April 16, 2014 at 13:35

            He likes games…

          • Unavengedavo

            April 16, 2014 at 13:37

            I will never be able to listen to “I’m a little tea pot” the same way ever again O_o

          • Rince the Unhuggable

            April 16, 2014 at 13:47

            My work here is done. Your love for that song was just not right… http://img.pandawhale.com/post-19855-teapot-blowing-gif–Created-at-k6dt.gif

          • Unavengedavo

            April 16, 2014 at 14:05

            You ruined The little teapot for me, so I shall ruin Sleeping beauty for you!!!

            In one of the very earliest versions of this classic story, published in 1634 by Giambattista Basile as Sun, Moon, and Talia, the princess does not prick her finger on a spindle, but rather gets a sliver of flax stuck under her fingernail. She falls down, apparently dead, but her father cannot face the idea of losing her, so he lays her body on a bed in one of his estates. Later, a king out hunting in the woods finds her, and since he can’t wake her up, rapes her while she’s unconscious, then heads home to his own country. Some time after that, still unconscious, she gives birth to two children, and one of them accidentally sucks the splinter out of her finger, so she wakes up. The king who raped her is already married, but he burns his wife alive so he and Talia can be together. Don’t worry, the wife tries to kill and eat the babies first, so it’s all morally sound.

          • Rince the Unhuggable

            April 16, 2014 at 14:09

      • Umar's Sin

        April 16, 2014 at 13:11

        Gwyn was pretty easy. Parry all day long

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  4. Rince the Unhuggable

    April 16, 2014 at 13:11

    OVG and I need to get this beast. Need to rekindle the spark in OVG for co-op play. He won’t do it any, not since meeting #foreverSP @Alien Emperor Trevor:disqus wait what?

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      April 16, 2014 at 13:13

      I’m sorry. He realised what could have been, and chose not to settle for you anymore. ;P

      Reply

      • Rince the Unhuggable

        April 16, 2014 at 13:21

        Tehehee

        Reply

  5. fred

    April 16, 2014 at 13:37

    Use fall control miracle , makes your boots shine blue too , if you wearing any.

    Reply

  6. oVg Errorist

    April 16, 2014 at 14:07

    • oVg Errorist

      April 16, 2014 at 14:10

      FOR THIS

      Reply

      • oVg Errorist

        April 16, 2014 at 14:10

        Dark Souls 2 speedrun (1:29:55)

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        • oVg Errorist

          April 16, 2014 at 14:11

          yes… thats
          Dark Souls 2 speedrun (1:29:55)

          Reply

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            April 16, 2014 at 14:41

            Is this a private conversation? 😛

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