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Are you kidding me? A teaser for an engine preview?

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Honestly this is ridiculous now, we used to get teased about upcoming games with a game trailer. Then they started teasing us with video’s about upcoming game trailers. Then we went one worse and teased about a teaser coming.. but this is just over the top now.

Watch this 25 second video

In those 25 seconds we get 3 seconds of graphics, not even gameplay, and now we are meant to be excited for the 9th of December for Ubisoft to tell us what engine they are using.

Honestly get stuffed that is absolutely ridiculous. I’m overly excited about The Division and truly hope it’s going to be one of the top games of the next generation but I am never going to be excited by 3 seconds of broken down cars on a bridge.

If that is what got me off I’d go watch the N1 in the morning… come on you can do better than this.

As for the header image, my personal hero unfortunately passed away last night and he is going to be missed. The world has lost a great human being.

Last Updated: December 6, 2013

39 Comments

  1. Sir Rants remembers Madiba

    December 6, 2013 at 07:55

    “if that is what got me off I’d go watch the N1 in the morning”

    Well, with the e-tolls it does seem like being on the N1 is a sure way to get F***ed ;P

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    • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

      December 6, 2013 at 08:06

      Yeah, but apparently the traffic on the N1 isn’t as bad as it was before e-tolls started, so it probably wouldn’t do it for him 😛

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      • nortee

        December 6, 2013 at 09:52

        i drove over the N1 on main… it’s still farked heading to william nicol…

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        • Lego Witcher of the Squirrels

          December 6, 2013 at 09:58

          I think half the population of JHB and PTA could die and that part of the N1 would STILL be farked

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        • R1ker

          December 6, 2013 at 13:07

          If you did that today it is because the bloody traffic lights are out again on William Nicol and Sloane

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  2. Sir Rants remembers Madiba

    December 6, 2013 at 07:58

    *facepalm*

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    • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

      December 6, 2013 at 08:07

      Teaser-ception

      also known as “fuck off I’m sick of your teaser teasing teasers of teasers”

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      • TiMsTeR1033

        December 6, 2013 at 08:44

        but teasers is a nice place 🙂

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        • Lego Lord of the Squirrels

          December 6, 2013 at 08:45

          No you dirty bastard… not the strip club!

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          • Sir Rants remembers Madiba

            December 6, 2013 at 08:46

            Well that escalated quickly

          • Lego Lord of the Squirrels

            December 6, 2013 at 08:47

            Yeap it did… 🙂

          • TiMsTeR1033

            December 6, 2013 at 08:47

            Lollypop lounge, that better?

          • Lego Lord of the Squirrels

            December 6, 2013 at 08:49

            Debatable…

          • TiMsTeR1033

            December 6, 2013 at 08:50

            Never been to strip club lol seriously!

          • Lego Lord of the Squirrels

            December 6, 2013 at 08:53

            I’ve heard about lollipop lounge… been to 4 different Teasers… moving along swiftly….

        • Shift-Tab John (JJ)

          December 6, 2013 at 08:48

          Matrix Warehouse is next to Teasers by us. Underneath Toys R Us. Go figure.
          Edit: There’s a joke in there somewhere.

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          • TiMsTeR1033

            December 6, 2013 at 08:50

            So the gamer son goes to Matrix the mother takes the younger kid to Toys R Us and the father goes to Teasers! a perfect idea when they built that place!

          • Shift-Tab John (JJ)

            December 6, 2013 at 08:51

            OR the gamer doesn’t have a girlfriend. Goes to teasers, gets depressed, buys hardware from Matrix and then buys an action figure for company at Toys R Us.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            December 6, 2013 at 08:53

            what will he do with action figure…. o_0

          • Shift-Tab John (JJ)

            December 6, 2013 at 08:56

            Talk to it!
            Sies.

          • Lego Lord of the Squirrels

            December 6, 2013 at 08:57

            Tim’s mind seems to be in an…. interesting… place today

          • Shift-Tab John (JJ)

            December 6, 2013 at 09:00

            That’s Tim for you. I had the worst morning, so the stranger the better.

          • Lego Witcher of the Squirrels

            December 6, 2013 at 09:16

            Hopefully your day gets better JJ… nothing worse than a bad Friday

          • Shift-Tab John (JJ)

            December 6, 2013 at 09:29

            Thanks dude. Need this week to be over now.

  3. ElimiNathan

    December 6, 2013 at 08:21

    Haha well it worked for me! I’m excited to see it!

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  4. Lego Lord of the Squirrels

    December 6, 2013 at 08:30

    Gavin, nothing wrong with the header image man.

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  5. house_hero

    December 6, 2013 at 08:30

    Ridiculous

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  6. Pieter Kruger

    December 6, 2013 at 08:37

    Stop fucking teasing us!!

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  7. Shift-Tab John (JJ)

    December 6, 2013 at 08:39

    I think header of the week needs to be this one. For obvious reasons.

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  8. TiMsTeR1033

    December 6, 2013 at 08:43

    This engine better blow my socks OFF! for a teaser for a engine! If not gonna throw poo at them! yes you heard me!

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    • Shift-Tab John (JJ)

      December 6, 2013 at 08:45

      It will my friend.

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      • TiMsTeR1033

        December 6, 2013 at 08:48

        Have you seen what they doing with UT 4.0 engine! mind blowing!

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        • Shift-Tab John (JJ)

          December 6, 2013 at 08:50

          We’re in for some exciting times.

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  9. Mark Treloar

    December 6, 2013 at 08:46

    Ubisoft troll wins the internet

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  10. Tiaan Pat

    December 6, 2013 at 08:51

    Wait what??? Killer Instinct’s Saberwolf trailer is how it should be done….. That’s like um ok next!!

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  11. Matthew Holliday

    December 6, 2013 at 09:06

    Haha, shots fired

    “see what powers a true next gen”
    i lold

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  12. Kobus Nel

    December 6, 2013 at 09:39

    I think it could be Frostbite 3.

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  13. brad coetzee

    December 6, 2013 at 09:43

    this game engine is age restricted…..must be hectic.

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  14. Johan Fourie

    December 6, 2013 at 14:24

    Image header problems?

    Reply

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