If anybody tells you that E3 is an easy gig, they’re either a bunch of liars or they write for the print side of the industry. But amidst the rushing to appointments and getting trampled by Skylander scalpers, there is the odd moment or two to unwind. Or in my case, dance!
My E3 was pretty much all wrapped up, late on day three. And as I was walking towards the exit, I remembered that I made a solemn vow to you lot. A promise, to dance. To flaunt my stuff and show off my swagger. And there was only one game on the entire showroom floor of the Los Angeles Convention Center that could handle my moves.
I was of course, talking about Persona 4: Dancing All Night. And I danced. I danced so hard that I couldn’t run away. BEHOLD! THE D KEEPS HIS PROMISES!
I know what some of you are thinking. And no, I’m sorry. Such radical dance floor moves can never be taught. These are the secret pelvic thrusts and finger-guns of a long-forgotten art, which must only be utilised during mankind’s darkest hour, which coincidentally is around the same time as E3.
I made a solemn vow on the grave of my hip-hop dance instructor (Go ninja. Go ninja, go!) to never abuse these powers, after an errant Texas two-step of mine caused the Chernobyl disaster of 1986 and unleashed the hordes of Future-Hawkings, sentient clones of the great scientist who were corrupted by the pure evil of their Windows Millenium Edition operating systems.
Also, that Persona game looks like fun. I actually want to play it when it releases later this year. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to…dance.
Last Updated: June 22, 2015
Gustav Minnie
June 22, 2015 at 21:28
What is this? A ladyboy rocking the dance floor with a blind dude?
TriangularRoom
June 22, 2015 at 21:33
WOW.
Geoffrey Tim
June 23, 2015 at 06:49
That was my reaction.
Blood Emperor Trevor
June 22, 2015 at 21:37
Those aviators… you’re such a pornstar, D.
Captain JJ Browmehn
June 23, 2015 at 07:03
Isn’t wearing glasses inside an Eastern Cape thing? ;P
Blood Emperor Trevor
June 23, 2015 at 07:43
No idea, I’ve never ventured out into the nether realms.
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Captain JJ Browmehn
June 23, 2015 at 07:03
Them moves yo.
Well, I’d never have the guts to do that. Good for you Darryn 😀
Ranting Raptor
June 23, 2015 at 07:16
Just… Just… I don’t know what to say….
Ranting Raptor
June 23, 2015 at 07:24
Darryn, respect for being so brave… But don’t give up your day job ok?
Hammersteyn
June 23, 2015 at 07:36
The time is 7:36 and…………….
http://media.giphy.com/media/NmWXNMBS9uAhO/giphy.gif
😛
Captain JJ Browmehn
June 23, 2015 at 08:01
Now that I see this. Dude, you should check out Catlateral Damage on Steam. Looks hilarious. I’d play it.
PoisonedBelial
June 23, 2015 at 07:47
MY EYES!!!
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 23, 2015 at 08:13
At least he wasn’t wearing this:
Decembermaloy
June 23, 2015 at 08:22
Nice Darryn, so next E3,are you going dance with the rhythm…. or next to it…
DragonSpirit009
June 23, 2015 at 08:24
A friend of mine calls those arm movements “Roei die bootjie” XD
Captain JJ Browmehn
June 23, 2015 at 08:25
HAHA
Graeme Selvan
June 23, 2015 at 08:29
Smooth moves, thumbs up, shades on!
konfab
June 23, 2015 at 09:53
Shepard would be proud.
HvR
June 23, 2015 at 09:57
Shame on you Darryn stealing Bag-Grandpa’s moves
HvR
June 23, 2015 at 09:57
Shame on you Darryn stealing Bag-Grandpa’s moves
Kervyn Cloete
June 24, 2015 at 16:22
Yep. Definitely a white guy from PE.
RinceThis
June 25, 2015 at 10:59
He is so doing a Tom Cruise at the beginning there…