Dogs are awesome. Super-awesome. Humanity’s best friend, and most likely our first line of defense once we fit them with lasers and train them to play fetch with the alien armada that is coming for us. What’s better than a dog? A puppy. And rescuing puppies is the name of the game in the latest Barbie adventure.
A tie-in to the upcoming Barbie And Her Sisters Puppy Rescue film, the game of the same name features players scouring Barbie’s hometown for any neglected pooches, who are currently roaming the streets. Puppies who were clearly abandoned by the most heartless and soulless of people, because these little digital fluff-balls are beyond cute.
Seriously, look at that face. I’d adopt the little fella if I could right now, or if I wasn’t worried that my cat would murder it.
But finding a puppy is only a part of the game. You’ve got to care for the little guy. And you do so, in several mini-games, that has you trimming its claws, cleaning its teeth and making the care package look presentable. From there, you’ve got to match your rescued pal up with a potential owner, based on their personalities. For example, an energetic puppy would go well with the kind of owner who enjoys jogging every day.
A lazy puppy, would go well with any couch potato. And on the list goes, with randomised qualities assigned to each puppy.
“This exciting new title brings Barbie and her sisters together to show that you can have fun and make a difference when you work as a team,” said Matt Scott, Little Orbit CEO in a press release.
Barbie and her Sisters Pet Rescue combines nurturing and customization play in a fun adventure that we know Barbie fans will love.
And it works! Because only monsters don’t love puppies. You’re not a monster, are you?
Last Updated: June 23, 2015
kuuu(UMAR)rrrr
June 23, 2015 at 15:03
You were actually telling the truth about playing this….damn
HvR
June 23, 2015 at 15:04
“making the care package look presentable” trust Darryn to turn an innocent children’s game into filth.
Blood Emperor Trevor
June 23, 2015 at 15:05
I like puppies. It’s babies that are stupid.
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 23, 2015 at 15:12
Indeed. Took me a few weeks to teach my new pup to poop outside. Took me 2 years to teach my daughter to poop outside.
Sheesh, I tell ya
Ottokie
June 23, 2015 at 15:12
O.o
Dutch Matrix
June 23, 2015 at 15:16
Parenting fail!
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 23, 2015 at 15:17
IKR? I thought she would be pooping outside by herself as soon as she could crawl!
Dutch Matrix
June 23, 2015 at 15:19
The trick is to lure them outside with a thick slice of French Polony!
Blood Emperor Trevor
June 23, 2015 at 15:23
O_o
R1ker
June 23, 2015 at 15:20
XD
Captain JJ Browmehn
June 23, 2015 at 15:18
HAHA. Win
Hammersteyn
June 23, 2015 at 15:56
I still don’t poop outside
HvR
June 23, 2015 at 16:27
I find getting them to clean their own backside or standing still for the high pressure hose the biggest problem.
Captain JJ Browmehn
June 23, 2015 at 15:18
Agreed 😛
Ottokie
June 23, 2015 at 15:14
“This exciting new title brings Barbie and her sisters together to show that you can have fun and make a difference when you work as a team,”… The start of this quote is so funny, and now I have the LEGO movie “everything is awesome” song stuck in my head. GG Tuesday
Gareth Runnalls
June 23, 2015 at 15:15
Its only Tuesday…
Ottokie
June 23, 2015 at 15:16
Quick ninja edit there 😛
Not thinking straight today.
Gareth Runnalls
June 23, 2015 at 15:15
You know, Darryn, for all the time that you have been raving on about how you totes plan to play this at E3 (and did, so kudos!), did it not once cross your mind to feed poor Barbie and her alarmingly skinny sisters a freaking sammich? Those girls look like they would shatter if they were a mile downwind of your sneeze. But NOOOooooooo, you were just all about those puppies! Bro, WAKE UP, there is a humanitarian crisis brewing in this game, and you DIDNT …. EVEN …. MENTION IT! I am disappointed, to say the least. All you can do is sit and watch those pink bikes rescuing animals, and yes, JUST the bikes, because those birds DISAPPEAR WHEN THEY TURN SIDEWAYS! I weep for the species (puppies)
The D
June 23, 2015 at 15:28
To be fair, I was distracted by a nearby Adventure Time game. MATHEMATICAL!
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 23, 2015 at 15:35
AWESOME!
Dutch Matrix
June 23, 2015 at 15:17
And where is my Barbie merch???????
Ottokie
June 23, 2015 at 15:17
Heard about Brony’s, but not Brobies?
Blood Emperor Trevor
June 23, 2015 at 15:17
Where did you leave it?
Dutch Matrix
June 23, 2015 at 15:20
Darryn was supposed to bring me some. Bastard. I hate him a bit now!
Captain JJ Browmehn
June 23, 2015 at 15:21
He’s already coloured the hair of the one Barbie red and started calling her Triss
Dutch Matrix
June 23, 2015 at 15:24
I have it on good authority he done that with his blow up girlfriend
Captain JJ Browmehn
June 23, 2015 at 15:25
One day he’s going to catch you outside his house with your binoculars. You best keep safe man.
Dutch Matrix
June 23, 2015 at 15:28
He gets off on me getting off on him…
Captain JJ Browmehn
June 23, 2015 at 15:29
Aw, how sweet.
*drinks bottle of bleach*
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 23, 2015 at 15:18
Did you not mean Barbie MEHrch?
Dutch Matrix
June 23, 2015 at 15:20
Nothing Meh about Barbie dude.
Captain JJ Browmehn
June 23, 2015 at 15:17
I enjoyed this quite a bit, mostly because Darryn did the write up 😉
The D
June 23, 2015 at 15:28
OH YOU!
Captain JJ Browmehn
June 23, 2015 at 15:29
XD
RinceThis
June 23, 2015 at 15:21
HAHA! Shame bro.
Ranting Raptor
June 23, 2015 at 15:26
So you are reviewing it once out right?
The D
June 23, 2015 at 15:28
Possibly!
Ranting Raptor
June 23, 2015 at 15:32
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Dutch Matrix
June 23, 2015 at 15:27
Am I going mad? Just clicked on the one new comment banner thingy and got transferred to another article!!
Ranting Raptor
June 23, 2015 at 15:31
I’ve seen it too. It looks like there is a drop down DIV that shows current new articles when you hover near the top of the page. But somehow it’s activating behind the articles but still clickable.
In short, scroll further so your new comments banner is about halfway down page and nowhere near the top banner
CC
@lazygamers:disqus
Gavin Mannion
June 23, 2015 at 15:39
Yeah we have some weird hidden link bug… I’m going to try fix it.
It’s the menu that is a drop down but you shouldn’t be able to click on it when it’s hidden
Ranting Raptor
June 23, 2015 at 15:45
Try setting it’s position Z-Index to force it behind everything else maybe?
Stosta
June 23, 2015 at 15:29
This article gets any more comments and Lazygamer will have to get a dedicated Barbie author.
Dutch Matrix
June 23, 2015 at 15:29
Oh me! Pick me! Pick Me!
Captain JJ Browmehn
June 23, 2015 at 15:30
I vote Dutch
Dutch Matrix
June 23, 2015 at 15:30
YAY!
Hammersteyn
June 23, 2015 at 15:54
Voted!
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 23, 2015 at 15:36
Comment spam #1
Stosta
June 24, 2015 at 07:47
No
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 23, 2015 at 15:36
Comment spam #2
Stosta
June 24, 2015 at 07:47
Stop it
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 23, 2015 at 15:36
Comment spam #3
Stosta
June 24, 2015 at 07:47
Why?
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 23, 2015 at 15:36
Comment spam #4
Stosta
June 24, 2015 at 07:47
Are you just wanting Dutch to get a job?
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 23, 2015 at 15:36
Comment spam #5
Stosta
June 24, 2015 at 07:47
Not funny anymore
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 23, 2015 at 15:36
Comment spam #6
Stosta
June 24, 2015 at 07:48
Really not funny…
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 23, 2015 at 15:36
Comment spam (this one is for Llew) #7
Stosta
June 24, 2015 at 07:48
Getting a little funny again
Dutch Matrix
June 23, 2015 at 15:34
Why no article on the Monster High game?
Hammersteyn
June 23, 2015 at 15:54
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