Batman. Master detective. Expert predator. A genius in stealth. And one of the most dangerous hand to hand combatants on the planet, thanks to a lifetime spent on studying which bones make the crunchiest of sounds when broken.
Very few people can hope to beat the caped crusader in a fistfight. The Batman has studied every martial art under the sun, from Karate, Krav Maga and Judo (which is not what bagels are made of) , to the dreaded testicle-splitter of Gotham’s dirty boxing. There’s pretty much no move that the dark knight doesn’t know.
But when you think about it, his reliance on certain back-hand techniques, are kind of….ridiculous.
Corridor Digital came up with the video above, which showcases such Bat-hand techniques as the vanilla Classic Backhand, the Foggy Knight and Around The World. Meanwhile, my bat-hands are so bad, that I manage to KO myself every time I reach for the TV remote control.
Last Updated: July 8, 2015
Dutch Matrix
July 8, 2015 at 20:29
I am considering changing my real life name to Dutch
Admiral Chief's Adventure
July 8, 2015 at 20:55
O_O
Hammersteyn
July 9, 2015 at 07:34
Surname Oven?
Captain JJ wants moar
July 9, 2015 at 07:39
I second this
Dutch Matrix
July 9, 2015 at 07:54
Strangely enough, I suggested this to my fiancé last night and she was all like “Okay. Just do it before we move.”
Captain JJ wants moar
July 9, 2015 at 08:04
I’ve been wanting to change my name since I was 5. Also the reason why I never use it anywhere. 🙂
Dutch Matrix
July 9, 2015 at 08:06
I don’t hate my name as such. It just that Dutch sounds so much stronger…
Captain JJ wants moar
July 9, 2015 at 08:06
Haha. That is true.
No. I hate my names. With a passion. All three of them. :/
Dutch Matrix
July 9, 2015 at 08:08
Three? Bah! I have four!!!! One of them being Arnoldus…
Captain JJ wants moar
July 9, 2015 at 08:09
Haha. Wow.
The only thing that it’s taught me is to never use family names.
Dutch Matrix
July 9, 2015 at 08:15
If my mother had not intervened, I would have ended up with the name Lood. As in Afrikaans for lead…
Michelle
July 9, 2015 at 09:10
Damn,why would they have named you that?
Captain JJ wants moar
July 9, 2015 at 10:19
Wow
Steel would’ve been cooler.
Michelle
July 9, 2015 at 09:09
Pass the Dutch 🙂
Nikola
July 9, 2015 at 09:26
Dude that would be awesome now you just need a best friend who is named Dilon and you set!
Captain JJ wants moar
July 9, 2015 at 10:19
Dude. Yes. This.
Brady miaau
July 9, 2015 at 12:58
I am considering awarding a prize for the thread hijack
Thenasd1
July 9, 2015 at 13:27
Clutch?
Hammersteyn
July 9, 2015 at 07:34
Bwahahaha!
David Weatherhead
July 9, 2015 at 10:29
Hehe… “Around the World” and “User Backhand” were great!