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Bethesda’s new pinball tables are a work of art

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Pinball. It’s the great equaliser, a game that just about anyone can enjoy, regardless of skill. One ball, two bumpers and a sensor that’ll quickly call game over on any tilting shenanigans. What’s not to love? But beyond the actual game itself, I’ve always considered pinball tables to be works of art. Bright lights, colourful visuals and some absolute wizardry in somehow creating small snippets of iconic movie scenes on a tiny LCD screen.

The years have gone by, and pinball is still alive and well. Zen Studios have done particuarly well in this genre, regularly rolling out new themed tables from a wide variety of media that includes The Walking Dead, Family Guy and a whole library of Marvel heroes just to give you an example. But whereas most other studios with that level of licensed responsibility would be content to slap a generic skin on a table and call it a day, Zen Studios always goes above and beyond when they’re handed the keys to a beloved property.

Something that is more evident than ever before, with their new Bethesda pinball tables.

Fallout

I may not have dug the survival aspect of Fallout 4 last year, but this franchise still makes for one heck of a fun table. It’s the smallest board on offer in this trio, but it’s one that happens to be fraught with danger, radiation and super mutants. Even better, upping your score and landing a ball in the right zone will allow you to change factions, earn perks and enter vaults.

Throw in some boss fights, bobbleheads and companions, and you’re set to explore Boston all over again.

Skyrim

While the Fallout table may be a small slice of Boston, the Skyrim table is huge. There’s even a hidden table that requires some deft bumper-control, but you’re going to need to survive dragons, earn gold and regularly deal with multi-balls. Just call me Dova-Tilt, the Pin-Borne.

DOOM

Easily the crown jewel of this trio, the DOOM table is my favourite. It’s decently sized, boasts hellish colours and even has a few familiar voice actors chiding you when your ball controls prove to be less than adequate. Teehee. But by and far, DOOM is pinball at its best. It has a theme, runs wild with it and the overall presentation looks like something that deserves to be displayed in the Louvre if they had a wing dedicated to Iron Maiden album covers.

Now that’s a hell of a table. You can grab more like this, from the Zen Studios Pinball game that can be downloaded on consoles.

Last Updated: December 1, 2016

48 Comments

  1. Coming to PC in 4 days. Aw jis. Love me some Pinball FX2.

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    • Blogvader

      December 1, 2016 at 16:43

      Me too. I’ve somehow managed to rack up 61 hours playing five minute snippets of pinball. I love it.

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    • BakedBagel

      December 1, 2016 at 17:03

      inb4 its a shit port

      jk

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    • Skyblue

      December 2, 2016 at 14:44

      Agreed, on the Wishlist but this is one I’d happily pre-order

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  2. Lord Chaos

    December 1, 2016 at 15:37

    WANT!!! Now!

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  3. Andre Fourie

    December 1, 2016 at 15:37

    Awesome.

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  4. Andre Fourie

    December 1, 2016 at 15:40

    Although for me nothing beats a real Pinball machine.

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  5. Viper_ZA

    December 1, 2016 at 15:42

    And here I thought they were making ACTUAL tables 😛 Still very cool though!

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    • Lord Chaos

      December 1, 2016 at 15:47

      I’d pay to have an actual Fallout pinball table…

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      • Andre Fourie

        December 1, 2016 at 15:48

        You would pay a lot dosh for that. Those things would be priced like crazy.

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        • Lord Chaos

          December 1, 2016 at 15:49

          I’d still pay it.

          You still have both kidneys right? 😛

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          • Andre Fourie

            December 1, 2016 at 15:52

            XD. That I do. But I’m holding out for something else.

          • Lord Chaos

            December 1, 2016 at 15:53

            Good, how do you feel about ice baths and getting knocked out?

          • Andre Fourie

            December 1, 2016 at 15:55

            Doesn’t really tickle my fancy. Try, Otto. His 12 year old kidneys might be in better condition.

          • Lord Chaos

            December 1, 2016 at 15:56

            HAHA

            *Summons Otto

          • Ottokie

            December 1, 2016 at 15:56

            wot?

          • Andre Fourie

            December 1, 2016 at 15:57

            Your kidneys, bra. Give it.

          • Ottokie

            December 1, 2016 at 15:58

            My kidneys are made for brandy. Take your hunters somewhere else

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 1, 2016 at 15:59

            In a convenient can? 😀

          • Ottokie

            December 1, 2016 at 15:59

            …no

          • Andre Fourie

            December 1, 2016 at 15:59

            Thats just homosexual.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 1, 2016 at 16:00

            If it’s convenient, I don’t care.

          • Andre Fourie

            December 1, 2016 at 15:59

            I drink Captain Morgan and piss any brand of brandy you want.

          • Ottokie

            December 1, 2016 at 15:59

            You can have chocolates after diner.

          • Andre Fourie

            December 1, 2016 at 16:01

            O_o

          • Andre Fourie

            December 1, 2016 at 16:02

            *dinner

          • Ottokie

            December 1, 2016 at 16:03

            see…the brandy is working

          • Andre Fourie

            December 1, 2016 at 16:04

            Underage drinking is frowned upon. On the other hand, two drops and a litre coke doesn’t count.

          • Lord Chaos

            December 1, 2016 at 16:04

          • Andre Fourie

            December 1, 2016 at 16:05

            Sies.

          • Andre Fourie

            December 1, 2016 at 16:07

          • Andre Fourie

            December 1, 2016 at 16:08

            And you call yourself a Dark Lord, but you drink girly drinks.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 1, 2016 at 16:09

            But the bottle says it’s intense.

          • Andre Fourie

            December 1, 2016 at 16:17

            Intensely disgusting yes.

          • Lord Chaos

            December 1, 2016 at 16:09

            That’s 50% and you drink it like a fine whiskey, no water and no ice.

            Has the same price of a fine whiskey as well

          • Andre Fourie

            December 1, 2016 at 16:18

            I like me a fine whiskey.

          • Lord Chaos

            December 1, 2016 at 16:19

            You should try this, really strong.
            And manly like Russian. 😛

          • Bruce Bielie

            December 1, 2016 at 16:01

            He has Kidney Bras? Not sexy.

          • Lord Chaos

            December 1, 2016 at 15:58

            Good, would you kindly get into that bath tub over there that’s filled with ice?

          • Andre Fourie

            December 1, 2016 at 15:57

            Besides I don’t have time for those shenanigans now. I need to go download Shooter.

    • Original Heretic

      December 1, 2016 at 15:47

      If these were actual tables, they’d probably be limited editions and sell out before anyone you know, or before anyone that someone knows, can even buy one.

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  6. Admiral Chief Argonian

    December 1, 2016 at 15:44

    FUS RO AWWWWJISSS

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    • Andre Fourie

      December 1, 2016 at 15:47

      English uncle.

      Reply

      • Original Heretic

        December 1, 2016 at 15:49

        Loosely translated:

        Push it, push it real good.

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        • Andre Fourie

          December 1, 2016 at 15:56

          XD

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    • Bruce Bielie

      December 1, 2016 at 15:59

      Bumped the toe there Dragonborn?

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      • Andre Fourie

        December 1, 2016 at 16:01

        He is just confused. It happens.

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  7. Bruce Bielie

    December 1, 2016 at 15:59

    I am just a girl, looking at this pool table, asking it to be a pinball table.
    (Me in every pub I have been in ever. So both of them.)

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