I’m busy playing Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night, a game for which I’ve been waiting for ages, on the Switch. It is not a good port. It’s more than just a little rough; the framerate is appalling, the visuals are several steps down from the other versions, it’s sluggish and the whole experience is detracting from an otherwise great experience. The Switch port, then, is a miserable pile of disappointment.