Black Friday has tons of fantastic deals. With people afraid of them disappearing or running out, they often buy things without fully reading descriptions. The developers of Cards Against Humanity took advantage of this and the results are glorious.
Over on the Cards Against Humanity store, the developers adjusted its offering to only sell one product for the day, “Bulls***” – in fact, this wasn’t just a provocative name, it was fully literal.
Over on the team’s Tumblr account, they pointed out the FAQ for the product:
Are you selling any of your normal products today? No.
Is this actually poop? Yes.
Is it also something that’s not poop? No.
Can I return it when I realize that it’s actually just poop? No.
Is the poop dangerous? No. The poop is sterilized.
Is it legal to mail poop? Only one way to be sure.
Why is the poop only $6? Through the magic of incredible Black Friday super-savings.
Perhaps the best part are the responses when people realized what they’d done. I think this email is hilarious:
Hi-
I ordered this to be sent to a coworker. Is there the potential that I may get sued for the inappropriateness of the gifts. If so can I cancel the order or just send them to my brother instead?
Ah, family – at least you know you can send them a bunch of poop and they will still talk to you. Of course, the best email is probably this one:
Hopefully, this is a lesson to all of you – just because something is on sale doesn’t mean that it’s worthwhile. Also, read the FAQ or fine print before ordering. Or, just laugh at all these idiots who spent $6 on actual bull fecal matter.
Last Updated: December 2, 2014
Splooshypooh
December 2, 2014 at 13:34
What a hilarious bunch of assholes!
Corrie
December 2, 2014 at 13:56
Hey! don’t insult the bull’s ass , they sterilized it for your needs okay!!!
Mark Treloar
December 2, 2014 at 13:35
So he/she will need the shit later?
ToshZA
December 2, 2014 at 13:36
LOL!!!!!!!
Hammersteyn
December 2, 2014 at 13:38
I used my moms credit card. I would have sent 10 times the amount of poop at no extra charge to the little bastard
ToshZA
December 2, 2014 at 13:50
With a special love note addressed to “Dear Mom”
Hammersteyn
December 2, 2014 at 14:04
And in the note “My feelings on a platter”
ReaperOfSquirrels
December 2, 2014 at 13:45
Oh man, the shit’s probably gonna hit the fan somewhere.
Corrie
December 2, 2014 at 13:57
That’s probably next years black friday , for $12.99 we’ll come to your home and throw Sh1t at your fan
Raptor Rants A Lot
December 2, 2014 at 13:57
Best
Troll
Ever
MakeItLegal
December 2, 2014 at 14:04
lol
RinceThis
December 2, 2014 at 14:33
Thought this was some extra DLC for Candy Crush for a second.
Reid
December 2, 2014 at 14:47
I went to that site to see what it’s about. It asked where I’m from.
“Sorry, foreign person, but our store is not yet available in your inferior country.” But I wanted to buy shit!