If we were to believe some of the raving lunatics* in the States GTA IV has yet another evil hidden deep inside the bowels of its virtual Internet.. Child Porn..
If you go to one of the many Internet cafe’s in the game and type in http://www.littlelacysurprisepageant.com/Â you may expect to see a bunch of kids in a beauty pageant or something along those lines. Instead you get a message stating
“This website for child beauty pageants has been shut down. Your IP address has been catalogued and an investigator will be contacting you soon. We see all, we know all”
and an instant 5 star wanted rating… ouch…
And yes this is where all that child porn is… It really does amaze me what people can come up with.
Hell at least I know how to get a police car, or 50, easily now… I’m going to try this when I get home.
 Source: Split-Sreen
*Churches, Politicians, Psychologists and insane lawyers
Last Updated: June 19, 2008
Syph1n
June 19, 2008 at 10:38
If you need a police car dial 911 from ur cell. 🙂
Janrik
June 19, 2008 at 11:07
So people are mad at what? the fact that you get busted if you try and get to a alledged kiddie porn site?
Or are they pissed off, since it does not actually contain any?
David
June 19, 2008 at 11:39
everyone who has GTA IV should trie this: Stand in front of a car until it stops, make sure your standing about 2 feet away from the car and keep in the middle and then once your in position shoot the person driving the car IN THE HEAD, then that person will die instantly and flop down on the steering wheel and at the same time that persons foot will flop down on the accelerator and the car will dive straight into you and it will carry on going until it basically hits a wall 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 haha so funny when the car drives away with a dead person at the wheel haha
Vg2
June 19, 2008 at 11:52
Also, if they flop down onto the wheel the horn blares continuously hehe
Rap7a
June 19, 2008 at 12:17
You instantly get 4stars after visisting this site and the cops raid the cafe
Good times 🙂
David
June 19, 2008 at 22:28
Ya ya thats also so hilarious ha ha ha ha 😆 😆 😆 that game can defiantly give someone a good laugh
hghg
December 9, 2010 at 17:37
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