In March, the kingdom of the gamer shall crumble. The blistered thumb legion shall face the wrath of Dark Souls 2, a game that will most likely be so damn difficult, that Samsung will be watching TV sales increase that month due to embedded controller rage-quit issues. To get your blood pumping for that game, here’s a bunch of new screens, video and details on a comedian voicing a character.
English funny-man Peter Serafinowicz is joining the Dark Souls 2 voice cast to help breathe life into a character known as Mild-Mannered Pete, who happens to be hunting for treasure Terence.
“He may teach players a few tricks of his own in order to survive during their quest. Will they dare to trust this enigmatic character?” Namco Bandai asked via press release.
Who the hell is Serafinowicz you ask? I honestly have no clue [Ed’s note: you should be shot], but with a last name such as that, he must be a funny chap. Serafinowicz is more well known in the Star Wars universe as the original voice of the bisected red devil Darth Maul from The Phantom Menace film, plus he has popped up in other games and films since then. Plus he had his own TV show named after him, which is essentially the Mile-High Club of success for comedians.
Now onto that video that I promised you, yes I did:
Dark Souls 2 lands on PC, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 in March, so be still your beating heart for the torment that lies ahead.
Last Updated: January 31, 2014
Gr8_Balls_o_Fire
January 31, 2014 at 09:34
FIRST!! 😀
Spathi
January 31, 2014 at 09:35
FIRST!!
AndriyP
January 31, 2014 at 09:38
..that statement…urm….are you sure about it?
Spathi
January 31, 2014 at 09:37
Upvote if Lazygamer brought you here!
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 31, 2014 at 09:46
I second the Editor’s note.
I nominate Darryn being shot by paint-balls at high velocity.
All those in favour?
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 31, 2014 at 09:46
In favour!
AndriyP
January 31, 2014 at 09:47
IN favour with live ammo!
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 31, 2014 at 09:48
Incendiary or hollow point?
AndriyP
January 31, 2014 at 09:49
Let him burn first and then when we get bored finish him off
Double tap!!
TiMsTeR1033
January 31, 2014 at 09:51
hollow point!
Hammersteyn
January 31, 2014 at 09:50
That’s not cruel enough, make him review FF Lightning Returns
The D
January 31, 2014 at 09:52
I GET IT! “Hello…Tim”
TiMsTeR1033
January 31, 2014 at 10:07
He is not Tim… remember to take your crazy pills, looks like you forgot this morning..
The D
January 31, 2014 at 10:22
Your lack of Spaced knowledge shall cost you dearly
http://youtu.be/h1yuhBtdHL0
Unavengedavo
January 31, 2014 at 10:41
Speaking of paintball… Why don’t we make the next LG meetup a good old paintball game? 😛
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 31, 2014 at 10:42
I’m in!
Unavengedavo
January 31, 2014 at 10:52
Now we just need more people and Gavin’s seal of approval…
Spathi
January 31, 2014 at 09:47
The last game on the previous gen I’m super excited for. Can’t wait to die!
TiMsTeR1033
January 31, 2014 at 09:51
In some ways looks alot better and in other ways looks much like the same.
Spathi
January 31, 2014 at 09:55
That is exactly what we want. The same but better!
TiMsTeR1033
January 31, 2014 at 09:58
I know man! I have gotten quite far in Dark souls now,.
Azazel
January 31, 2014 at 13:17
Beating the game on NG+ is where it’s at. As far as I know, it is a requirement if you hope to join the crips or bloods
Hammersteyn
January 31, 2014 at 09:53
One of the few games where you ask why haven’t I died yet?
Unavengedavo
January 31, 2014 at 10:35
The only thing that you are 100% sure of when you step away from a bonfire is that you are going to die
RinceThis2014
January 31, 2014 at 10:14
I am already crying…
SheHulkNigri
January 31, 2014 at 10:29
There there… Don’t cry Rincie
Unavengedavo
January 31, 2014 at 10:37
This can look so wrong with a well place brazzers logo 😛
Will
January 31, 2014 at 10:35
Note to self, book leave days around march (well maybe later when patch is released)
Mabenito
January 31, 2014 at 14:21
Who’s playing FlappyBird?
Brenz
January 31, 2014 at 19:42
Firstly:
I.AM.READY!!!!!
Secondly:
Who is the monkey playing in that video, sheesh, he dont know nothing.