Remember how Team Ninja’s Dead Or Alive 5 was supposed to be a more mature take on the fighting franchise, by ditching the overtly sexualised women for something more realistic. Of course, fans (read: 12 year old boys) weren’t happy and Team ninja reneged on that; but a new patch for the PS3 version makes it even worse – by adding Team Ninja’s patented motion-controlled breast jiggling physics.
Thanks to patch 1.03A, gamers (read: 12 year old boys) can now jiggle the female fighters’ breasts just by moving the Sixaxis controller in a motion that comes naturally to most 12 year old boys.
According to Game director Yohei Shimbori there’s "still room for having sexualised aspects…If you have a solid fighting game system there, there’s nothing wrong with having beautiful characters as a layer on top of that – that’s another layer of entertainment that there’s a need for. If there wasn’t a need for it, people wouldn’t have responded to the alpha demo like they did, and send us feedback."
Of course, it’s not the first time Team Ninja’s thrown the feature in to a game for no good reason whatsoever.
Here it is in action. Enjoy
Last Updated: February 14, 2013
Twakkie
February 14, 2013 at 10:10
Only in the land of the rising sun.
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
February 14, 2013 at 10:10
There’s gonna be a huge amount of console controllers being replaced due to “water damage”
Admiral Chief Erwin
February 14, 2013 at 10:50
o_O
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
February 14, 2013 at 10:53
“Mommy! My controller won’t work. The buttons are stuck! It must be from water!”
ElNicko
February 14, 2013 at 14:04
rrrriiiiggghhhttt……
Brady miaau
February 14, 2013 at 10:56
Ew, really. Jest Ew.
Image stuck, must rinse brain with acid
Lardus
February 14, 2013 at 10:14
Seriously? Really? Only on the PS3? Where is my XBox patch? (.)(.)
Sir Captain Rincethis
February 14, 2013 at 10:16
KILL IT WITH FIRE! Grow up man, this is such pre-adolescent bullshit. The Japs are all screwed in the head. If it isn’t Lightening from FF13 sighing like some overly paid hooker, it’s overly huge breasts bouncing around like a hyperactive kid on a pogostick.
Jonah Cash
February 14, 2013 at 10:22
I’m with you on this one…. That is just horrible!!!
Sir Captain Rincethis
February 14, 2013 at 10:30
I know hey? It’s so over-the-top it’s grotesque. It’s like filthy old men staring at 13 year olds and grinning at each other. Makes me sick. Only a country that has vending machines with ‘worn’ girls underwear for sale can come up with shit like this!
Valshen
February 14, 2013 at 10:28
Damn, wrong platform! 😛
JbayGUZ
February 14, 2013 at 10:28
Achievement unlocked: Synchronised Jiggling
Yolanda Green
February 14, 2013 at 10:32
well, at least they found one good use for motion control :3
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
February 14, 2013 at 10:49
You sound WAAAAAAY too happy about this news 0o
😛
Gavin Mannion
February 14, 2013 at 10:35
lulz that is the most amazing thing I have ever seen.. who really thought that was a good idea?
FoxOneZA
February 14, 2013 at 11:25
o_0
Daniel Keevy
February 14, 2013 at 10:44
Sweet Jesus! That’s the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen!
Hondsepop
February 14, 2013 at 10:50
I can see a lot of embarrassing living room moments in the future. Looks a bit boring to me.
Brady miaau
February 14, 2013 at 10:55
Yeah. Totally.
Brady miaau
February 14, 2013 at 10:55
Ok, I got 1:21 in. Wow.
Just, like, wow. I am bowled over. And not by what I am seeing.
What utter crap. Ivy in Soul Caliber 4 was annoying enough, really.
matthurstrsa
February 14, 2013 at 12:40
More like land of the Rising Son.
That Tall Twit
February 14, 2013 at 14:56
What the _ _ _ _ did i just force myself to watch!?
Matthew Figueira
February 14, 2013 at 17:53
Wtf? I skipped forward in the video and the one backing track is the world map theme from FFVI 😐
Admiral Chief Erwin
February 15, 2013 at 08:33
SEAGULLS!
sjdjd
February 24, 2013 at 08:06
Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.
sjdjd
February 24, 2013 at 08:06
Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.
sjdjd
February 24, 2013 at 08:06
Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.
sjdjd
February 24, 2013 at 08:06
Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.
sjdjd
February 24, 2013 at 08:06
Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.
sjdjd
February 24, 2013 at 08:06
Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.
sjdjd
February 24, 2013 at 08:06
Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.
sjdjd
February 24, 2013 at 08:06
Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.
sjdjd
February 24, 2013 at 08:06
Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.
sjdjd
February 24, 2013 at 08:06
Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.
sjdjd
February 24, 2013 at 08:06
Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.
sjdjd
February 24, 2013 at 08:06
Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.
sjdjd
February 24, 2013 at 08:06
Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.
mornelithe
February 24, 2013 at 13:43
Good thing nobody gives a shit what homophobe’s think, unless it’s when you’re thinking of suicide, in which case, we….or at least, I rather, encourage it. Take the initiative.
Chris Parrish
March 17, 2013 at 02:44
This article goes so far as to call anyone who likes it or asked for it a “12 year old” multiple times, if you were any quality of a journalist you would leave your bias at the door, its easy to create an opinion on how you feel, and even easier (Read: immature) –See what i did there?– to call people a 12 year old because of their choice of entertainment, i only recently bought the game and i came across the jiggling by mistake when i sat the controller down, i thought it was pretty funny if nothing else, and i also like boobs, to have an issue with them being interactive is going against everything innovation in gaming stands for, whether it has a purpose or not, this may implement an idea that next time a controller shake could be an actual dodge mechanic.
You should stick with your Super Mario 3- no jiggling there.
chunli1245
September 28, 2013 at 11:00
Lol i love how he uses 12 year old boy a lot as if you should feel some shame. If you are a grown man and jiggling these DOA boobs. hell i do it all the time when i win a vs match. It’s like my way of tea bagging my friends lol
nofucksgiven.
January 28, 2014 at 23:28
it’s funny that people complain about these things when no one else gives a shit.