Bulletstorm! It’s silly, violent and has at least one moment where you control a T-Rex deathbot named Wallgeton P. Tallylicker to help push back an armed mob of inbred prison convicts. Bulletstorm is very much a relic of a bygone era, a shooter that relied on toilet humour, profanity and excessive violence to sell itself. Kind of awesome actually.
Which is why it’s probably a perfect fit for a character such as Duke Nukem to step into. Yup, Gearbox Software is partnering up with People Can Fly to bring back Bulletstorm with all the usual remaster goodies, throwing in the classic voice of Jon St. John as a pre-order bonus. “We are thrilled to be working with People Can Fly to bring Bulletstorm to new audiences and platforms,” head of Gearbox Publishing Steve Gibson said in a press release.
Bulletstorm: Full Clip Edition takes a critically-acclaimed game and adds so much to it with some killer new content, including all the separate add-on packs, and kicking up the presentation to a level that wasn’t possible with technology before. We hope fans of the franchise, both new and old, are going to love this.
Here’s the list of features that Gearbox and People Can Fly are promising:
- The Total Package: All previously-released content including all maps, modes, and more on your favorite modern platform
- New Overkill Campaign Mode: Blast your way through the campaign by starting with an unrestricted arsenal of weapons and Skillshots
- New Echo Maps: Showcase your skills on six brand-new levels for the score-based Echo Mode
- Killer Visuals: Presented with updated models, environments, and animations all running at a smoother framerate than ever before
- The Art of Destruction: Orchestrate masterful kills by mixing fast-paced gunplay with unique kick, slide, and leash combos
- Visceral Audio: Bask your ears in Skillshot glory with newly remastered audio effects
- Duke Nukem’s Bulletstorm Tour: Pre-order the game and get the option to play through the entire Bulletstorm: Full Clip Edition campaign as Duke Nukem, featuring a fully rerecorded script and brand-new lines from the original voice of Duke
S’alright. And it’ll probably be the first time that Duke Nukem starred in a game that was actually fun to play since 1996.
Last Updated: December 2, 2016
Bruce Bielie
December 2, 2016 at 09:48
It could work… If Bulletstorm was a game worthy of more than say, R64.00.
Remaster? No thanks.
Though Tempted to play as Duke but… no shake it baby?
Fox1 - Retro
December 2, 2016 at 09:54
I paid R30 for Bulletstorm. Best R30 ever.
Admiral Chief Argonian
December 2, 2016 at 10:14
I paid R50, I’d gladly have paid double that
Bruce Bielie
December 2, 2016 at 10:20
I paid R250 for it and felt let down. I guess I am old school. If a game has zero replay value then I weep tears of bitter regret.
Lord Chaos
December 2, 2016 at 10:21
Hey!! You have an avatar now.
Andre Fourie
December 2, 2016 at 10:23
He is growing up so fast.
Bruce Bielie
December 2, 2016 at 10:25
Hey! Exactly what your aunt said the other day when I… Sorry. This is a Bulletstorm article. Not a Call of Duty one. Apologies.
Bruce Bielie
December 2, 2016 at 10:23
Yes! And it is Loaded baby!
Admiral Chief Argonian
December 2, 2016 at 10:25
And here I was expecting a burly 80’s movie star to be your avatar
Bruce Bielie
December 2, 2016 at 10:43
That would be great. But sadly I fear that would have this negative stigma attached to it.
Lord Chaos
December 2, 2016 at 10:48
True, whatever happened to that freak with Arnie as his avatar. 😛
Bruce Bielie
December 2, 2016 at 10:51
Shhhhhh… He might come back…
Captain JJ
December 2, 2016 at 09:51
I thought the remaster phase was over now.
Bruce Bielie
December 2, 2016 at 09:56
No. Sadly it is not. Or well, good thing it is not. 😛 SKYRIM! AGAIN! FOR THE FOURTH TIME!
Captain JJ
December 2, 2016 at 10:03
Yea. That’s true. Can’t complain there.
Bruce Bielie
December 2, 2016 at 10:27
Oh my wife can. “Bruce, stay in bed with me. I need a backrub…”
“But honey… The Jarl of Falkreath needs me to solve the murder of some two bit beggar!”
Admiral Chief Argonian
December 2, 2016 at 10:35
Tonight, I’m drinking rum and becoming arch-mage
Captain JJ
December 2, 2016 at 12:00
In my house it’s the opposite. My wife is playing Skyrim now non-stop. XD
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 2, 2016 at 09:57
Just wait until they remaster PS4 & Xbone games for the PS4 Pro & Scorpio.
Captain JJ
December 2, 2016 at 10:03
Oigh
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 2, 2016 at 09:54
This was one remaster I was keen on until I saw Duke was a preorder bonus. Hah. No. You can wait.
Original Heretic
December 2, 2016 at 10:02
But then how will you kick ass and chew bubblegum?
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 2, 2016 at 10:10
The old fashioned way – making shitty comments on Twitter & Facebook.
Original Heretic
December 2, 2016 at 10:13
I like it, just the way Abe Lincoln used to do.
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 2, 2016 at 10:33
In between hunting vampires.
Original Heretic
December 2, 2016 at 10:02
Well I guess this means that gamers will be able to kick ass and chew bubblegum again.
I;m out of bubblegum though. Are you out of bubblegum? ’cause I know Duke is out of bubblegum.
I’ll stop saying bubblegum now. Wait…I may have another in me….
Andre Fourie
December 2, 2016 at 10:07
Meh.
Admiral Chief Argonian
December 2, 2016 at 10:14
You cannot call yourself a gamer until you’ve played the masterpiece that is Bulletstorm
Andre Fourie
December 2, 2016 at 10:15
Meh.
*pours more coffee into booze
Admiral Chief Argonian
December 2, 2016 at 10:16
Coffee into booze you say
Andre Fourie
December 2, 2016 at 10:18
Sadly…It has come to that yes.
Lord Chaos
December 2, 2016 at 10:19
Sounds like you have a fun job
Andre Fourie
December 2, 2016 at 10:19
XD. I wish I was really drinking. LOL.
Andre Fourie
December 2, 2016 at 10:20
I would be out on my butt quick as a flash with my new boss. My previous boss would’ve given me a gold star.
Admiral Chief Argonian
December 2, 2016 at 10:20
I have Jägermeister in my office, as well as a case of wine and beer incoming soon, and not frowned upon
Lord Chaos
December 2, 2016 at 10:22
My previous job used to be like that. Then a new SDLC manager came in and ruined everything, so I left
Andre Fourie
December 2, 2016 at 10:22
Do you want to give me a job?
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4f09caf32e975eb892c68f34e1aeb6c88aa3f0a9e447c0fe4e5a148e2c33604f.png
Admiral Chief Argonian
December 2, 2016 at 10:24
I need an assistant, but I need someone who actually works, and does not troll Lagz all day 😉
Andre Fourie
December 2, 2016 at 10:25
Well, that’s me out then.
Andre Fourie
December 2, 2016 at 10:28
Wait. Is that exact reason the reason you need an assistant??????? O_o
Admiral Chief Argonian
December 2, 2016 at 10:34
If you only knew what was on my daily plate
Captain JJ
December 2, 2016 at 11:21
Oh wow. Thanks for me making me realise I’m not that special after all 😛
Andre Fourie
December 2, 2016 at 10:19
At 11, it will be Coca Cola. If I last that long.
Lord Chaos
December 2, 2016 at 10:16
On PC… 😛
Admiral Chief Argonian
December 2, 2016 at 10:16
^this indeed
Andre Fourie
December 2, 2016 at 10:08
*Pours more Captain Morgan into coffee.
VampyreSquirrel
December 2, 2016 at 10:15
I enjoyed Bulletstorm for the 2 play throughs I did… but I won’t buy it a second time.
Fnuik
December 2, 2016 at 10:21
In Other News
Console servers for Battlefield 1 confirmed in SA https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bde288d0230958b85ec2d0d18650b528e413e43b1d53e94db76f98d1e32ae58e.jpg
Andre Fourie
December 2, 2016 at 10:23
Old news. Check yesterday.
Lord Chaos
December 2, 2016 at 10:26
That’s mean, and I’m the only one that’s allowed to be mean today.
Andre Fourie
December 2, 2016 at 10:27
Happy????
Admiral Chief Argonian
December 2, 2016 at 10:27
You need some ritalin to focus, or cut back on the sugar
Lord Chaos
December 2, 2016 at 10:30
XD
Fnuik
December 2, 2016 at 10:28
I know there was confirmation that we will get servers, but I didn’t know if it would be for PC only or all the platforms.
Andre Fourie
December 2, 2016 at 10:29
Ah yes. Thanks, for confirming Bro.
Andre Fourie
December 2, 2016 at 10:27
Evidently I was mean. I duly apologize.
Captain JJ
December 2, 2016 at 11:22
Now if only the game didn’t cost an insane price.
Craig "CrAiGiSh" Dodd
December 2, 2016 at 11:05
They could have taken the time to put in a proper Co-Op play in this Remastered Edition (Co-Op Story Line)
Now that would have been awesome and I would have bought it again.
Captain JJ
December 2, 2016 at 11:10
There are so many old games that would be so incredible with co-op option. Skyrim being a good example. But it’s a k*k difficult job to add in most cases.
Craig "CrAiGiSh" Dodd
December 2, 2016 at 11:16
For the greater good … the greater good.