[Update]Every Watch Dogs Achievement listed

I have regularly said tat I’m not a big fan of achievements and trophies, especially the sort that try and change the way you play a game or that make you do stupid things to earn them. Watch Dogs seems like it’s filled with precisely that sort of achievement. Here’s a list of every single one of them, including the secret ones which we’ve hidden behind a handy spoiler tag.

[Update] the list is entirely fake, according to Ubisoft. 

Here’s every achievement you’ll find in Watch Dogs, along with the Gamerscore you’ll earn. The PlayStation trophies and Steam/uPlay achievements will likely be rather similar.

General achievements

• 50G – Invincible: Complete The Final Chapter
• 15G – Thief!: Steal A Total Of $25,000,000
• 15G – Pawn Takes King: Pawn Off Items Worth More Than $10,000,000
• 10G – Side Step: Complete 50 Side Missions
• 15G – Side Swipe: Complete 105 Side Missions
• 20G – Back Side: Complete All Side Missions
• 10G – Petty Thug: Kill 100 Innocent Civilians
• 20G – Crook: Kill 250 Innocent Civilians
• 25G – Murder One: Kill 501 Innocent Civilians
• 50G – Messiah: Complete Single Player Stealing Less Than $50,000
• 25G – Human: Complete Single Player Stealing Less Than $150,000
• 5G – Lucifer: Complete Single Player Stealing More Than $10,000,000
• 30G – Around The World: Travel A Total Distance Of 40,075 Km
• 30G – Dead Ded: Track Down And Murder 10 DeadSec Members
• 10G – The Lesser Evil: Hack 500 Different Civilians
• 25G – Just Evil: Hack 50 Different Electronic Devices
• 25G – Disruption: Disrupt The Flow Of Traffic 50 times
• 5G – Upgrader: Upgrade Your Phone
• 5G – Beautiful: Find The Aspiring Hacker
• 5G – Lovers: Create A Dating Profile Online
• 10G – Smashing: Smash 1,000 Windows
• 35G – I Have An Ego: See Yourself On 100 Different TV Sets
• 5G – Walk Over Me: Walk From Abrahams Apartment To The Grill In Under 4 Minutes
• 10G – Peter Beale: Get The Dirt On Peter Beale
• 20G – Visitor: Visit 100 Different Players Worlds
• 10G – Co-Operative Theft: Steal A Total Of $100,000,000 From Other Players
• 10G – Gone Phishing: Collect 20 Different Species Of Fish – Not All Of Them Are In Your World
• 25G – ID Theft: Steal Another Players Identity And Commit 10 Crimes In Their World
• 10G – Got You: Successfully Stop Yourself Being Hacked 25 Times
• 25G – Caught: Get Caught Hacking In 50 Other Worlds
• 10G – Kill Kill Kill: Kill 100 Innocent Civilians In Another Players World
• 40G – Generous: Donate $100,000,000 To Other Players In Their World
• 30G – Help Me: Help Another Player In Trouble
• 5G – Dynamic Duo: Jump To Your Death With Another Player

Watch Dogs is out on PC, PS3, PS4, Xbox 360 and Xbox One on May 27. A Wii U version will be coming later.

Last Updated: April 29, 2014