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Fable III Allows you To Impregnate Your Xbox Live Mates

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Fable II’s online co-op was, for lack of a more euphemistic term, rubbish. It arrived as an add-on patch way too late, and was broken beyond the point of being playable. Not letting co-op partners use their avatars was an egregious boo-boo, too.

Lionhead looks to fix all of that with Fable III’s online co-op will be a little more comprehensive. So comprehensive, in fact, that it’ll allow you to get intimate with your co-op partner, and even knock them up. Sweet! Now I can finally have Nick’s babies!

The latest issue of OXM tells us that the latest in the Fable series will allow you to get your freak on with your co-op partner, and make in-game babies. There’s no word on which partner gets custody if the virtual romance fails though.

"The team seems committed to ensuring the [co-op] experience is in no way compromised," says OXM. "You’ll be able to enjoy, ahem, intimate moments with your co-op friend and eventually produce offspring together." Seems like the contextual touching that Lionhead’s been touting may be a little more in-depth than I’d ever imagined.

Source : OXM

Last Updated: April 13, 2010

14 Comments

  1. Nick de Bruyne

    April 13, 2010 at 13:49

    Finally Geoff. We can start that family that we always wanted! :heart:

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    • Bobby Kotick... just plain creepy

      April 13, 2010 at 13:57

      So does this mean I can delete the Nick and Geoff sims 3 chars?

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      • Nick de Bruyne

        April 13, 2010 at 14:02

        NO! Not until Fable III releases anyways. I’m gonna be an Astronaut you know. Geoff cleans the toilets

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        • Geoff

          April 13, 2010 at 14:04

          With my tongue, my lord.

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  2. Bobby Kotick wants to have your babies

    April 13, 2010 at 13:53

    Let’s make it a three-some 😀 It’ll be awesome. :wub:

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  3. koldFU5iON

    April 13, 2010 at 14:08

    so … this making babies thing does it involve Natal?

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    • Nick de Bruyne

      April 13, 2010 at 14:17

      Bwaahahaha

      Reply

    • Loki

      April 13, 2010 at 14:20

      LOLOLOLOL!!!

      Reply

    • Bobby Kotick

      April 13, 2010 at 14:28

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *rolls on the floor*

      Reply

  4. Gavin Mannion

    April 13, 2010 at 14:23

    This pretty much rules out me ever playing Fable 3… thinking of the things that may happen to me in dark alleys is just to traumatic

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    • Bobby Kotick

      April 13, 2010 at 14:31

      *Yes* *fart* *fart* *dance* *blowkiss* *blowkiss* *YES* *dance* *FOLLOW ME* *FOLLOW ME* *FOLLOW ME*

      Fable 3’s guide to romance in a Dark alley

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      • krYtHan

        April 13, 2010 at 14:48

        You forgot the all important pelvic thrust.

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  5. W1ck3D

    April 13, 2010 at 15:05

    Let the baby boom begin.

    Reply

  6. ClericZA

    April 13, 2010 at 18:12

    Not to get away from the epic lulz, but is there any word on whether they’ll change the gawdawful camera system that F2 used in co-op?

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