It’s that time of the year again. Yes, it’s time for Europe’s version of E3. I rather prefer Gamescom for a number of reasons; there’s a lot more beer, Cologne is a heck of a lot nicer than L.A, and the whole thing is open to the public; meaning that the press gets to have its own section, away from the swatches of crowds. The other thing about Gamescom is that it’s really, really massive. Instead of two halls full of stuff, you’ve got 10 the size of airplane hangars – which means more actual games to see and play.
Plus, with a few months between E3 and Gamescom, those games tend to be in a more playable state, which means even more hands-on time. Yay!
Which of those games are you excited for? I’m pretty keen to get my eyes and hands on Mortal Kombat X, Bloodborne, and Quantum Break on the Xbox One. The other thing I’m really looking forward to, is getting Matty the Cabbage drunk, and tea-bagging his face while he’s passed out.
But what games are you excited to see coverage of? What reveals are getting you giddy – if anything at all. Is it all just a bit of pointless pomp and ceremony from publishers and platform holders? Has any of it got you excited, or does most of your annual gaming news thrill come from E3?
Last Updated: August 8, 2014
Umar
August 8, 2014 at 10:32
Wait….WHAT?
“tea-bagging his face while he’s passed out”
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 8, 2014 at 10:40
I like that he’s telling him beforehand what’s going to happen, and there’s nothing he can do to stop it. LIKE A BOSS, GEOFF.
Jonah Cash
August 8, 2014 at 10:43
………………….
Hammersteyn
August 8, 2014 at 10:41
It’s therapy, to help him forget that Kim game
Umar
August 8, 2014 at 10:42
Aroma therapy? Geoff’s balls smell like incense?
Sith JJ
August 8, 2014 at 10:43
Only since the incense fire dance accident.
Hammersteyn
August 8, 2014 at 10:43
Suppressive therapy, replace one bad memory with a memory that’s not as bad.
Umar
August 8, 2014 at 10:32
Wait….WHAT?
“tea-bagging his face while he’s passed out”
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 8, 2014 at 10:40
I like that he’s telling him beforehand what’s going to happen, and there’s nothing he can do to stop it. LIKE A BOSS, GEOFF.
Jonah Cash
August 8, 2014 at 10:43
………………….
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 8, 2014 at 10:46
Also, Geoff almost never sleeps, so Martha WILL fall asleep before him…
Rince
August 8, 2014 at 10:47
Man, that would have been an interesting contest. Geoff vs Grant… Can you imagine?!
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 8, 2014 at 10:49
I imagine when Grant runs out of “fuel” how severely he passes out…
Rince
August 8, 2014 at 10:54
BWAHAHAHAHAH! What ever do you mean!?
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 8, 2014 at 10:47
Oh please, Geoff sleeps all the time, it’s just that no one can tell. #lacist!
Hammersteyn
August 8, 2014 at 10:41
It’s therapy, to help him forget that Kim game
Umar
August 8, 2014 at 10:42
Aroma therapy? Geoff’s balls smell like incense?
Sith JJ
August 8, 2014 at 10:43
Only since the incense fire dance accident.
Hammersteyn
August 8, 2014 at 10:43
Suppressive therapy, replace one bad memory with a memory that’s not as bad.
Spaffy
August 8, 2014 at 10:44
What’s worse than that? 0_o
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 8, 2014 at 10:45
They’re ancient Chinese medicine.
Umar
August 8, 2014 at 10:56
God damn your racial jokes are flowing today XD
Sith JJ
August 8, 2014 at 11:11
Well, they do know a thing or two about making tea, so Emperor isn’t really doing wrong here.
Viking Of Science
August 8, 2014 at 10:34
Take me with you, I’m Dutch….
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 8, 2014 at 10:37
I’ve got:
– German name
– German surname
– German ancestry
– Extreme spelling/grammar nazi syndrome
TAKE ME WITH!
Sith JJ
August 8, 2014 at 10:41
MEIN KEMPFF?
Dutch Matrix
August 8, 2014 at 10:38
Excuse me???
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 8, 2014 at 10:38
At least he is not IN Dutch
Viking Of Science
August 8, 2014 at 10:39
I resemble that remark….
Dutch Matrix
August 8, 2014 at 10:41
I cover my ass…
Viking Of Science
August 8, 2014 at 10:40
Yes… Dutch as a Windmill and Tulips….
Dutch Matrix
August 8, 2014 at 10:42
Reuze Boschenbol?
Sith JJ
August 8, 2014 at 10:42
Gf and I are watching Predator again tonight actually, so I can agree with you that there can only be one Dutch.
Viking Of Science
August 8, 2014 at 10:34
Take me with you, I’m Dutch….
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 8, 2014 at 10:37
I’ve got:
– German name
– German surname
– German ancestry
– Extreme spelling/grammar nazi syndrome
TAKE ME WITH!
Sith JJ
August 8, 2014 at 10:41
MEIN KEMPFF?
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 8, 2014 at 10:45
XD
Dutch Matrix
August 8, 2014 at 10:38
Excuse me???
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 8, 2014 at 10:38
At least he is not IN Dutch
Viking Of Science
August 8, 2014 at 10:39
I resemble that remark….
Dutch Matrix
August 8, 2014 at 10:41
I cover my ass…
Viking Of Science
August 8, 2014 at 10:40
Yes… Dutch as a Windmill and Tulips….
Dutch Matrix
August 8, 2014 at 10:42
Reuze Boschenbol?
Viking Of Science
August 8, 2014 at 10:45
Reuze Tulpenbolle!
Sith JJ
August 8, 2014 at 10:42
Gf and I are watching Predator again tonight actually, so I can agree with you that there can only be one Dutch.
Dutch Matrix
August 8, 2014 at 10:53
Did you have to beg your GF? If not, what is your secret?
Movie night at our house… (Refresh…)
Umar
August 8, 2014 at 10:55
LOL!
Sith JJ
August 8, 2014 at 10:56
She’s possibly a bigger Predator fan than I am. 🙂
Skyblue
August 8, 2014 at 16:54
Sounds like a keeper :-p
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 8, 2014 at 10:38
Gamescon >>>>>>>>>> E3
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 8, 2014 at 10:38
Gamescon >>>>>>>>>> E3
Sith JJ
August 8, 2014 at 10:41
Gamescom? Can I eat it?
Sith JJ
August 8, 2014 at 10:41
Gamescom? Can I eat it?
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 8, 2014 at 10:43
I’d like to see new Witcher 3 stuffses. I’m also quite curious to see what Star Citizen is revealing at their event.
Sith JJ
August 8, 2014 at 10:43
You mean like a console release? *snigger
hairyknees
August 8, 2014 at 10:43
Teabagging my face? O_O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 8, 2014 at 10:43
….. surprise!
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 8, 2014 at 10:43
I’d like to see new Witcher 3 stuffses. I’m also quite curious to see what Star Citizen is revealing at their event.
Sith JJ
August 8, 2014 at 10:43
You mean like a console release? *snigger
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 8, 2014 at 10:53
lol oh you!
hairyknees
August 8, 2014 at 10:43
Teabagging my face? O_O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 8, 2014 at 10:43
….. surprise!
Hammersteyn
August 8, 2014 at 10:44
You might wanna shave all the hair of your head, you know, to prevent tangling.
Umar
August 8, 2014 at 10:44
Can we please have a detailed report on your experience
Spaffy
August 8, 2014 at 10:45
OH GOD please NO!!!
Umar
August 8, 2014 at 10:46
LG is knowing for its HARD hitting journalism. We have a right to know about Geoff’s tea-bagging techniques
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 8, 2014 at 10:51
Indeed, are they soft? Fluffy? Sweaty? Shaved? Does the teabagging have a ‘tap-tap-tap’ or ‘slap-slap-slap’ sound? Did Martha enjoy it? Will she ask for round 2?
THESE ARE THE DAYS OF MARTHA’s LIFE
Umar
August 8, 2014 at 10:51
We need to know these things
Rince
August 8, 2014 at 10:48
Um, Umar, WHAT?! 0_O
Umar
August 8, 2014 at 10:51
What?? Geoff says hes gonna tea-bag Matty and you’re giving me weird looks??!!
Rince
August 8, 2014 at 10:55
I’m giving you weird looks because you wanted it recorded in detail! sies!
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 8, 2014 at 10:45
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAA
hairyknees
August 8, 2014 at 10:46
Sorry, let me rephrase that: TEABAGGING MY FACE?!?! :'(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Umar
August 8, 2014 at 10:47
Rub some lotion on your face. Might make for a smoother ride
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 8, 2014 at 10:49
It rubs the lotion…
Rince
August 8, 2014 at 10:47
Don’t worry, just DON’T FALL ASLEEP… Not a biggy (is what you would say if you woke up during the whole affair) BOOM!
Umar
August 8, 2014 at 10:49
Geoff is like Freddie Krueger. Only instead of having blades on his fingers and killing you when you fall asleep, he has balls. He’ll kill you with balls as soon as you fall asleep. Nightmare in Tim Street
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 8, 2014 at 11:37
Could be worse…
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 8, 2014 at 10:48
TAKE ONE FOR THE TEA….M
Spaffy
August 8, 2014 at 10:48
What would you rather have him teabag then, hmm?
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 8, 2014 at 10:48
And Geoff does not need a lot of sleep…
Hammersteyn
August 8, 2014 at 10:52
He’s gonna paint em green, like cabbages
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 8, 2014 at 10:52
Cabbage-bagging, a new national sport!
Umar
August 8, 2014 at 10:53
Hes sweet like that. Just to give the aura of familiarity
Hammersteyn
August 8, 2014 at 10:56
Plus Geoff probably doesn’t have to change the smell of his cabbages O_o
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 8, 2014 at 10:52
I’m sure he’ll be gentle, maybe even play some mood music…
Rince
August 8, 2014 at 10:49
Sigh, I wish I was going… Look forward to the video clips, will you chaps be doing that again? And I look forward to seeing more of what Mortal Combat looks like!
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 8, 2014 at 10:50
*Kombat
Hammersteyn
August 8, 2014 at 10:52
Hahahaha
Sith JJ
August 8, 2014 at 11:07
I’m not sure how I feel about you correcting his spelling with incorrect spelling, even though it’s still right.
Two wrongs makes a right?
Kromas
August 8, 2014 at 11:09
Technically it is a Title and therefore spelled correctly … sorta like a surname.
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
August 8, 2014 at 10:52
Nah, I’ll probably get excited when I watch some trailers, but at the moment I feel nothing but ambivalence.
Umar
August 8, 2014 at 10:58
I can safey say that at this point in time, no one cares about Gamescon. Geoff’s balls is the hot topic of the day
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 8, 2014 at 10:58
Brings all teh cabbages to teh yard!
Sith JJ
August 8, 2014 at 11:03
I wouldn’t really use hot there, but sure.
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 8, 2014 at 11:04
Room temperature?
Sith JJ
August 8, 2014 at 11:05
I don’t actually know at what temperature Asians like their delicacies?
VampyreSquirrel
August 8, 2014 at 11:07
@hairyknees:disqus to save yourself from further tea bagging (from the Germans)… don’t mention you’re a Porra, or the following football clubs: Man City, Man United, Liverpool or FC Porto.
Kromas
August 8, 2014 at 11:07
ME,TROTR (figure that one out :P),that new Bioware thingy,HL3 (A boy can dream) and maybe some DOOM. Just no more DA. The anticipation is already killing me.
Sith JJ
August 8, 2014 at 11:10
I really didn’t know the Democratic Alliance was stretching its reach this far by now. I wonder what they’re planning on blaming Gamescom for? ;P
Kromas
August 8, 2014 at 11:12
Hahaha lol. Now guess what TROTR stands for. 😛
Sith JJ
August 8, 2014 at 11:14
Something my mom told me not to play with when I was young?
Kromas
August 8, 2014 at 11:15
I would play with Lara even if I was young.
Sith JJ
August 8, 2014 at 11:15
Oh, Lara. Yes. Of course.
Kromas
August 8, 2014 at 11:16
Dat E3 trailer.
Sith JJ
August 8, 2014 at 11:16
O_O
Rags
August 8, 2014 at 11:13
Doom is probably banned in Germany 🙁
Kromas
August 8, 2014 at 11:14
Can’t see why as it is not Wolf. They should be perfectly fine with demons … just not Nazi’s
Rags
August 8, 2014 at 11:16
Good point.
CAE9872
August 8, 2014 at 11:11
I would love to see at least a couple of new unannounced games – am tired of hearing about all the great games coming to a gaming platform near you….in 2015!!!! Give me a new game, no doubt 2016, but at least that I haven’t heard of yet.
Rags
August 8, 2014 at 11:13
Hope to see if they release the new Star Citizen hangars and some new game modes for the Arena Commander module :>
iAmWeasel
August 8, 2014 at 11:37
Star Citizen (aka How to waste 50 million dollars)
Rags
August 8, 2014 at 14:06
If you have done an EVA on the Broken Moon map you will much your words.