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Finally: The Oculus Rift happy ending game

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It's about damn time

If there’s one question that mankind always has ready when new technology debuts, it’s about whether or not said future tech can satisfy our more physical desires. The Oculus Rift for instance, is a piece of hardware which makes games virtually real. And now, it’s going to start handing out happy endings as well.

Here’s a demo video of the application of this VR device, as one embarrassed participant gets to see what happens when you couple an Oculus Rift with a Tenga love tube and a Novint Falcon haptic control device. This might be sort of not safe for work.

And they all lived happily ever after in the virtual after glow.

Last Updated: November 14, 2013

17 Comments

  1. If you look closely you can see that the embarrassed participant is actually enjoying the experience. This is what the future has waiting for you.

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  2. That Dark Twit

    November 14, 2013 at 18:30

    :O

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  3. Alien Emperor Trevor

    November 14, 2013 at 18:46

    I didn’t even have to watch the video to go, “Japan.” *sigh*

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  4. Kromas

    November 14, 2013 at 19:31

    Why do I keep thinking of demolition man whenever these articles come up? 😛

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    • Hammersteyn

      November 14, 2013 at 19:36

      Because this is the future of “entertainment”?

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      • Kromas

        November 14, 2013 at 22:15

        More like right at the end of the movie where he is about to teach her what real sex is like. 😛

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        • Hammersteyn

          November 15, 2013 at 07:32

          Sandra Bullock, should have been named Sandra Buttocks

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  5. Hammersteyn

    November 14, 2013 at 19:32

    From 0:16 onwards I swear I hear the coin noise from Mario…

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  6. Gavin Mannion

    November 14, 2013 at 19:32

    It worries me far more that you found this…

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    • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

      November 15, 2013 at 07:39

      Believe me, it doesn’t take that long to end up on that side of youtube… Where do you think I get all my material from? 😀

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      • Gustav Willem Diedericks

        November 15, 2013 at 07:43

        Ya, but you are just plain weird. And we like you like that. This just make us worried about Darryn.

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        • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

          November 15, 2013 at 07:48

          Think the loneliness is getting to him… Maybe he was implying that he wanted his own happy ending

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          • ToshZA

            November 15, 2013 at 08:36

            hahahaha!

          • Gustav Willem Diedericks

            November 15, 2013 at 08:50

            Maybe book him for a tantric massage..although that can be a bit weird too…

      • Vampyre Squirrel

        November 15, 2013 at 08:10

        Darryn seems to LIVE on that side of Youtube and the Internet…

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  7. Hammersteyn

    November 14, 2013 at 19:38

    Kinda funny how this day ends with a happy ending?

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  8. manny campos

    November 14, 2013 at 21:48

    was like oculus rift nice lets see what game this ending has….lmao this is was not on my mind xD

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