Love is in the air, can you feel it all around? Well I certainly can’t, because of…reasons. Yessir, it’s your corporate-mandated Valentine’s Day weekend, a period of time where you damn well better remember to be romantic. And nothing says romance better than sappy emotional films, cheap chocolate and massively-overpriced greeting cards.
But you know what else describes Valentine’s Day perfectly? Video games. Specifically, video games which are a perfect mirror of your current romantic standing. For example, here’s a few games which sum up my lovey-dovey plans for the weekend, perfectly:
- Alone in the Dark
- Silent Hill
- Splatterhouse
- F.I.S.T
- Just Dance
You get the picture. So which video game sums your love-life up perfectly? Let us know below, while I go cry in a corner. Here’s my actual plans for Valentine’s Day.
Last Updated: February 12, 2016
Ottokie
February 12, 2016 at 10:08
Mario
Lardus-For the Chimichangas!
February 12, 2016 at 10:08
Enemy Unknown…
HvR
February 12, 2016 at 12:50
That can be a good thing, you get it often and hard regardless if you want to or not.
Lardus-For the Chimichangas!
February 12, 2016 at 10:09
Dawn of War. Because “In the future, there is only war”
Viking Of Science
February 12, 2016 at 10:09
Command & Conquer: Red Alert
HvR
February 12, 2016 at 13:01
+1 Entering the bedroom on the Hell march on Sunday
Ottokie
February 12, 2016 at 10:09
Warframe
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 12, 2016 at 10:24
New tactical alert. Sigh.
Ottokie
February 12, 2016 at 10:25
And off we go on another magical adventure! so much for a break xD
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 12, 2016 at 10:26
haha true dat yo!
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 12, 2016 at 10:38
And let’s not forget: IT’S PINK RHINO TIME!
Ottokie
February 12, 2016 at 10:39
And Pink Nova time!
Ottokie
February 12, 2016 at 10:39
http://i.imgflip.com/2f96d.jpg
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 12, 2016 at 10:41
lulz – those guys are PRIMED
HvR
February 12, 2016 at 12:50
Free and with the admiral?
konfab
February 12, 2016 at 10:10
Stick of Truth
Ottokie
February 12, 2016 at 10:11
http://static1.gamespot.com/uploads/original/1543/15437676/2936692-tyrion-lannister-eyebrows-game-of-thrones.gif
Ottokie
February 12, 2016 at 10:13
Technically all SP games because…
#SPforlife
Hammersteyn
February 12, 2016 at 10:13
Sitting at the pub and counting all my married friends and those in a relationship…. The Last of Us
Pieter Kruger
February 12, 2016 at 10:19
All alone…..Destiny?
Hammersteyn
February 12, 2016 at 10:20
heh, last I played that was in October.
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 12, 2016 at 10:14
This Valentines Day:
Fallout 4.
Trying to collect caps and get things up and running again.
Original Heretic
February 12, 2016 at 10:15
Divinity: Original Sin
Relationships start out divine but then descend into a pit where she’s giving you poison apples for breakfast.
Hammersteyn
February 12, 2016 at 10:16
http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/axNOR8n_460sa.gif
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 12, 2016 at 10:17
It’s touching your back!
Ottokie
February 12, 2016 at 10:18
http://img1.joyreactor.com/pics/post/valentine's-day-570097.jpeg
Hammersteyn
February 12, 2016 at 10:18
But that’s a good thing
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 12, 2016 at 10:19
A good game costs less than Vodka.
Umar
February 12, 2016 at 10:19
Wet
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 12, 2016 at 10:19
I must say. I honestly have the greatest relationship with my wife.
We’ve only once done a Valentine’s Day thing in the 9 years we’ve been together and we both hated it, so not again.
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 12, 2016 at 10:27
Let us know when she’s stopped looking over your shoulder. ;P
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 12, 2016 at 10:28
Haha. Joke’s on you! She’s too short! 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 12, 2016 at 10:28
Goddamnit. Foiled by reality once again.
HairyEwok
February 12, 2016 at 10:29
So it would be Duke Nukem Forever? Both tried it once and hated it.
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 12, 2016 at 10:30
Haha. Exactly.
Hammersteyn
February 12, 2016 at 10:19
System Shock. Because even though I’m single, my ex pesters me like Shodan this time of year 😛
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 12, 2016 at 10:21
Half Life 3 then 😀
Commander Bob
February 12, 2016 at 10:21
XCOM 2 – low resources, propaganda everywhere and the only one you can trust is the person by your side.
Commander Admiral Chief
February 12, 2016 at 11:21
Niiiice
Umar
February 12, 2016 at 10:22
Metal Gear Solid Ground Zeroes….It only takes 2 minutes to finish.
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 12, 2016 at 10:22
#selftrolling
Hammersteyn
February 12, 2016 at 10:24
BWAHAHAHAHA!
konfab
February 12, 2016 at 10:43
So Snake eater doesn’t count 😉
Umar
February 12, 2016 at 11:26
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HEYOOOOOO!!
CaptainNemo42
February 12, 2016 at 10:22
Half-Life 3
Dresden
February 12, 2016 at 10:22
Beat Hazard
Jan Prins
February 12, 2016 at 10:23
…
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 12, 2016 at 10:23
I guess it’s a perfect time to resume playing Of Orcs and Men.
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 12, 2016 at 10:24
Visiting Rince this Valentine’s Day?
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 12, 2016 at 10:25
Well he’s neither a greenskin nor a man, so… no. 😉
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 12, 2016 at 10:25
😀
Spathi
February 12, 2016 at 10:25
Stalker?
Hammersteyn
February 12, 2016 at 10:26
LOL!!!
Commander Admiral Chief
February 12, 2016 at 11:21
I saw that
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 12, 2016 at 10:27
And for Admiral Chief….
http://funstuff.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/50QUICKPLAYGRAMMARGAMES.png
HairyEwok
February 12, 2016 at 10:28
Any game that is basically non-existent seems perfectly fine.
konfab
February 12, 2016 at 10:29
So half life 3
HairyEwok
February 12, 2016 at 10:56
Exactly!
Hammersteyn
February 12, 2016 at 10:29
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/4671461/leisure-suit-larry-o.gif
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 12, 2016 at 10:29
Forgot to put the rubber on.
Hammersteyn
February 12, 2016 at 10:31
Hahaha yes
VampyreSquirrel
February 12, 2016 at 10:29
Charlie Danger
Umar
February 12, 2016 at 10:30
aaaaaaaaaand ….. Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 *flies away*
VampyreSquirrel
February 12, 2016 at 10:32
Rust
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 12, 2016 at 10:33
If this article read:
Game best sums valentines day: PC versus Console.
Then this comment section would have been on fire. XD
konfab
February 12, 2016 at 10:33
DOOM(ed)
konfab
February 12, 2016 at 10:35
Blade Runner
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blade_Runner_(1997_video_game)
Spathi
February 12, 2016 at 10:35
Rise of the Tomb Raider!
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 12, 2016 at 10:35
That makes you sound like a necrophiliac ;P
Spathi
February 12, 2016 at 10:36
Hey, who are you to judge what another man likes… 😛
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 12, 2016 at 10:37
XD
Ottokie
February 12, 2016 at 10:37
O.o
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 12, 2016 at 10:50
Yeah, it’s not cool bro. Excluding literally.
GooseZA
February 12, 2016 at 11:26
LOL! This is the best one.
VampyreSquirrel
February 12, 2016 at 10:35
Batman Arkham Knight (PC Version)
Spathi
February 12, 2016 at 10:37
A Boy and his Blob…
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 12, 2016 at 10:37
The story of how Gavin started LG?
Spathi
February 12, 2016 at 10:39
Hahahahhahaha!
Rather the story of Gavin and a certain person from a certain South African Mind Sports Association
Dresden
February 12, 2016 at 10:38
6 Inch My Darling 😛
http://www.segagagadomain.com/saturn20/6inch-f.jpg
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 12, 2016 at 10:39
I raise you
http://store.steampowered.com/app/410110/
Jac7
February 12, 2016 at 10:42
Alien: Isolation
Jan Prins
February 12, 2016 at 10:54
On the subject of Valentines: I see Tecmo has released it’s Valentines DLC for Dead Or Alive 5.
I am not sure if this is brilliant trolling from them, or if they are trying to balance the over sexualized females with over sexualized males now…
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 12, 2016 at 11:28
Not to be pedantic, but if those guys are over sexualised shouldn’t they be smuggling their grapes a bit more obviously?
Jan Prins
February 12, 2016 at 11:49
You are pedantic! Clearly steroid abuse played a part here!
RinceThis
February 12, 2016 at 10:55
Thomas was Alone 🙁
Commander Admiral Chief
February 12, 2016 at 11:19
Looool
Kromas untamed
February 12, 2016 at 11:04
State of Decay:Year One Edition
Commander Admiral Chief
February 12, 2016 at 11:20
Warframe. There will be war. I’m not buying a present
Pariah
February 12, 2016 at 11:24
Don’t Starve Together.
GooseZA
February 12, 2016 at 11:28
Mass Erect?
Dresden
February 12, 2016 at 11:32
http://howlongtobeat.com/gameimages/HalfMinuteHeroCover.png
Larry
February 12, 2016 at 11:40
My valentines day…go to the Lefty’s bar, Open Door, Order Whiskey. after a night of Adventure and excitement at the Casino I’ll end up at the Casino’s Honey Moon Suite Hotel fuck some broad and die cuz I forgot the condom.
Rodney Dangerfield
February 12, 2016 at 11:48
Alone in the Dark.
Koko
February 12, 2016 at 12:03
Hand of Fate
Shan
February 12, 2016 at 12:18
I didn’t ask for this…. (Thats what she said!)
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
February 12, 2016 at 12:52
Revolution 60!!
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
February 12, 2016 at 12:55
REVOLUTION 60!! (The MAN-EATER EDITION)
http://s30.postimg.org/4x9xylam9/wu_the_MANtis.jpg
VoidWalker
February 12, 2016 at 14:06
Alone in the dark . . .
HvR
February 12, 2016 at 14:18
For all the married guys that do not have as cool wife as I do and want to watch Deadpool on Sunday
chimera_85
February 12, 2016 at 15:36
Mass Erect