Normally, we like to steer clear of unboxings. No, that’s a lie. A rather rubbish lie at that. Still, while we’re just as guilty of having taken part in several unboxings ourselves (peer pressure dammit), we do have a soft spot for seeing special editions of games revealed in special ways. Which is why Total War: Attila may have just won me over. Which, due to legal reasons, involves seeing a developer on the game take an arrow to above the shin.
If you’re actually wondering what is in the game, besides a slipcase that happens to be covered in the above-the-shin blood of a missing Creative Assembly developer, here’s a list of the relevant goodies:
- Viking Forefathers Culture Pack, adds three new playable factions to the game
- New 64-page biography of Atilla The Hun from renowned military history specialists, Osprey Publishing
- Double-sided poster featuring the campaign map and playable Faction reference guide
- The lamentations of Creative Assembly, driven and crushed before the Hun horde
Join us next week, where we’ll have hopefully have managed to convince NetherRealm to do a Mortal Kombat X unboxing that involves being transported to Outworld and forced to fight for the amusement of Shao Kahn and his mighty nipple harness.
Last Updated: February 10, 2015
Blood Emperor Trevor
February 10, 2015 at 11:06
Hunbox :/
Ghost In The Rift
February 10, 2015 at 11:22
Better than the Dogbox..:-P
Left4Dead
February 10, 2015 at 11:35
Sit hom in, daar’s heuning in!
RitterBruder
February 10, 2015 at 11:11
I am super amped for this one !! at launch rome total war 2 was a mess but its pretty decent now !! hopefully atilla will have a lot more to over from day 1
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
February 10, 2015 at 11:33
I said I wouldn’t. But I pre-ordered. I pray to the Gamer Gods that this time… THIS TIME.. Total War comes through.
RitterBruder
February 10, 2015 at 12:54
I actually am looking forward to all the new features !! its a huge improvement from barbarian invasion not just graphic wise
Spy Master Tokashi
February 10, 2015 at 14:19
It is actually damn hard not to pre-order, I have seen some of the beta videos and by just adding the family tree back in the game makes me excited … it sounds silly but it looks really good.
I cannot resist … must pre-order …
Admiral Chief
February 10, 2015 at 11:28
Looks like he is reading some poetry:
“To shun a Hun:
Doth thou feeleth the fun
When thy touch my bun?
Thy shallt not use a gun
On a Hun
Surely this be not a pun!”
Raptor Rants A Lot:Original #7
February 10, 2015 at 11:55
Why would we touch your bun?
Admiral Chief
February 10, 2015 at 12:20
Because it is fun