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Goat Simulator becomes an MMO – No, really it does

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Yer a wizard Billy

We’re in age where gaming doesn’t have to have a point. Sometimes, games can be immature, pointless and offer no tangible reward or satisfaction to a player. We call such digital rides YouTube games in the office, as the more ridiculous and trivial a game is, the likelier it is that the YouTube crowd will spend a few dollars on it in order to upload a Let’s Play so that they can grab some hits. Goat Simulator is one such game which epitomises this attitude. And now it’s going into MMO territory.

Developer Coffee Stain Studios has announced that they’ll be throwing new DLC content into their hit game Goat Simulator, that will have you embarking on all those MMO tropes like collecting skins and stuff. I think. It’ll be a complete overhaul, and cost you nothing, as the DLC trips the light fantastic. Here’s the official description from Coffee Stain:

Goat Simulator MMO (2)

Goat Simulator MMO (3)

Goat Simulator MMO (4)

Goat Simulator MMO (5)

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Goat MMO Simulator

Coffee Stain Studios brings next-gen MMO simulation to Goat Simulator as a completely free DLC. You no longer have to fantasize about being a simulated goat in a simulated MMO, your dreams have finally come true!

Features

• Five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave
• Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes that’s a ton of content you do the math, we all went to high-school well I didn’t I was too busy huffing paint behind the cafeteria
• Level cap is 101, 1 level higher than you-know-what
• Prolly not tons of content tho, but don’t hate be cool
• Stay a while and listen to Dumblebore the Grey in Twistram
• Faction warfare between goats and sheep
• MMO simulation so good you’ll think it’s real
• There are even elves and dwarves like in that movie

Well alright then. Goat Simulator is pretty much YouTube’s flavour of the month when it comes to Let’s Play videos. Now, it’s going to be the flavour of several months with this kind of content. Still, can’t fault the developers for making it free, so good on them.

Last Updated: November 18, 2014

35 Comments

  1. Mommy mommy I want to be a microwave when I grow up….
    LOLWUT kinda class is that

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  2. Alien Emperor Trevor

    November 18, 2014 at 14:10

    Rouge goat, perfect for Rince.

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    • RinceThis

      November 18, 2014 at 14:17

      Maaa!

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    • Kensei Seraph No DA:I spoilers

      November 18, 2014 at 14:56

      Does JJ do his makeup?

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  3. Sir Rants A Lot is a DADDY

    November 18, 2014 at 14:11

    Is that a microwave on legs???? Dafuq?

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    • Admiral Chief Wang

      November 18, 2014 at 14:38

      HAI

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  4. Lord Chaos

    November 18, 2014 at 14:24

    It’s because of things like this that a Ka(k)rdashin game was made.

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    • Anon A Mouse

      November 18, 2014 at 14:30

      And a song about your ass is number one.

      Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        November 18, 2014 at 14:33

        If it wasn’t for work… wait… people are the number one reason to drink.

        Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      November 18, 2014 at 14:51

      By default I despise people that paid money for her game.

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      • Corrie

        November 18, 2014 at 15:02

        They probably thought one of those microtransations would lead to a fap but all they got was virtual nothing

        I kinda am worried about those that actually had to draw and program that game seriously makes ubisoft seem like a nice place to work

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  5. Rock789

    November 18, 2014 at 14:32

    I think I’ve seriously seen it all now… A goat MMO…? Really?! What in the blue hell?!

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    • RinceThis

      November 18, 2014 at 14:33

      I’d pay to have you in a Sim City, that way I could put you in a room with no door and watch you suffer! BWAHAHAH! 0_O

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      • Rock789

        November 18, 2014 at 14:36

        Dude… What did Trevor and I tell you about including us in your fantasies?! o_O

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        • Admiral Chief Wang

          November 18, 2014 at 14:36

          O_O

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        • RinceThis

          November 18, 2014 at 14:38

          To always make sure I keep the windows closed? 0_O

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          • Rock789

            November 18, 2014 at 14:46

            Precisely!! I mean… o_O

          • RinceThis

            November 18, 2014 at 14:47

            I learnz!

    • HairyEwok

      November 18, 2014 at 14:36

      Hold up now its not just a goat MMO, theres sheep too like OMGWTF right?

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      • Rock789

        November 18, 2014 at 14:38

        Add pigeons, and we’ve got a deal! 😉

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        • Kensei Seraph No DA:I spoilers

          November 18, 2014 at 14:55

          Can’t wait until we get the Rock x Farm Fighter simulator.

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          • Rock789

            November 18, 2014 at 14:59

            Now that sounds like a good time! 😉

    • DrKiller

      November 19, 2014 at 11:15

      You have to join me 😛 I’ll be the Microwave class!

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  6. Admiral Chief Wang

    November 18, 2014 at 14:36

    Wait…what?

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  7. Rags

    November 18, 2014 at 14:41

    Thank you! We finally getting some representation of goats in our games. There are many more goats than other minorities and its about time they get recognition too.

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  8. Splooshypooh

    November 18, 2014 at 14:41

    Actually looks pretty shweet 🙂 The devs have a good sense of humour

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  9. Viking Of Divinity

    November 18, 2014 at 14:47

    Can’t Wait. Time to Git GOAT, son!

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  10. Hammersteyn

    November 18, 2014 at 14:50

    Five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave…. wait Microwave???

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    • Viking Of Divinity

      November 18, 2014 at 14:51

      Yeah dude, Microwave. The Greatest of all classes, Microwaves spawn Pizza’s when they BAAA…

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      • Corrie

        November 18, 2014 at 15:06

        I hope it’s not that type of pizza that you forget about and come back to a gaint mess of cheese and soggy dough, Cold pizza still is cool though

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    • Kensei Seraph No DA:I spoilers

      November 18, 2014 at 14:54

      I’m guessing JJ will play Rouge.

      Although I am tempted to see how the Rouge class differs from the usual Rogue class.

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      • Hammersteyn

        November 18, 2014 at 14:56

        lol

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  11. Corrie

    November 18, 2014 at 15:03

    Fus Roh Baaah

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  12. Ross Woofels Mason

    November 18, 2014 at 15:18

    Hahahaha I still love playing this game, dont care what anyone says. And this just makes it 100 million times better. Can’t freaking wait, going to waste more of my life on it!

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  13. NoOne3584

    November 18, 2014 at 16:41

    Speaking from the perspective of clearly the old man I now seem to be, at 39, all I can say is:

    A GOAT simulator? WTF??

    Reply

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