The Witcher 3 is coming. Say no to drugs. Those aren’t related statements – but if you’ve been sipping the Witcher 3 Kool-aid, you likely want to know everything there is to know about the latest exploits of the ashen-haired, demon-slaying Witcher, Geralt of Rivia. Here then, are all of the game’s achievements (and probably trophies), here for your spoiler-filled pleasure.
As you’d imagine, you can expect a great number of spoilers tucked in amongst these achievements, so if you want to go in to the game with fresh eyes and a clean mind, then you may want to avoid reading through them.
What I will say though, is that the many, many achievements (52 of em!) show there’s a healthy amount of things to do in the game, with a number of quests, side quests, and other tasks ready to eat up all of your free time. The Witcher 3 is coming. Say no to Durum Wheat pasta.
WARNING: SPOILERS
- Let’s Cook! – 15g
Learn 12 potion formulae. - Bombardier – 15g
Collect the formulae for 6 different bomb types. - Bookworm – 15g
Read 30 books, journals or other documents. - Fast and Furious – 15g
Win all the horse races in the game. - Munchkin – 65g
Reach character development level 35. - Fire in the Hole – 15g
Destroy 10 monster nests using bombs. - Lilac and Gooseberries – 15g
Find Yennefer of Vengerberg. - A Friend in Need – 15g
Find and free Dandelion. - Necromancer – 15g
Help Yennefer extract information from Skjall’s body. - Family Counselor – 15g
Find the baron’s wife and daughter. - Something More – 15g
Find Ciri. - Xenonaut – 15g
Visit Tir ná Lia and convince Ge’els to betray Eredin. - The King is Dead – 30g
Defeat Eredin. - Passed the Trial – 15g
Finish the game on any difficulty. - Ran the Gauntlet – 30g
Finish the game on the “Blood and Broken Bones!” or “Death March!” difficulty levels. - Walked the Path – 65g
Finish the game on the “Death March!” difficulty level. - Geralt: The Professional – 15g
Complete all witcher contracts. - Kingmaker – 15g
Complete the subplot about choosing Skellige’s ruler. - Assassin of Kings – 15g
Take part in the assassination of King Radovid. - Friends With Benefits – 15g
Complete the subplot involving Keira Metz. - Full Crew – 15g
Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt. - Dendrologist – 15g
Acquire all the Abilities in one tree. - The Enemy of My Enemy – 15g
Use the Axii Sign to force one opponent to kill another. Do this 20 times. - Humpty Dumpty – 15g
Kill 10 opponents by knocking them off somewhere high with the Aard Sign. - Environmentally Unfriendly – 15g
Kill 50 opponents using the environment (e.g. swamp gas, insects or objects). - Kaer Morhen Trained – 15g
Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying. - Can’t Touch This! – 15g
Kill 5 foes in a fight without taking damage (except for Toxicity) and without using the Quen Sign. - That Is the Evilest Thing… – 15g
Ignite the gas produced by a Dragon’s Dream bomb using a burning opponent. Do this 10 times. - Butcher of Blaviken – 30g
Kill at least 5 opponents in under 10 seconds. - Triple Threat – 15g
Kill 3 opponents in one fight using 3 different methods (swords, bombs, crossbow, Signs, etc.). - Brawler – 30g
Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat. - Overkill – 30g
Make an opponent suffer from bleeding, poisoning and burning simultaneously. Do this 10 times. - Master Marksman – 15g
Kill 50 human and nonhuman opponents by striking them in the head with a crossbow bolt. - What Was That? – 15g
Attack, counter, cast a Sign and throw a bomb (in any order) in under 4 seconds. - Globetrotter – 15g
Discover 100 fast travel points. - Pest Control – 30g
Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige. - Card Collector – 15g
Acquire all gwent cards available in the base version of the game. - Gwent Master – 15g
Defeat Tybalt and win the gwent tournament held at the Passiflora. - Armed and Dangerous – 30g
Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear. - Power Overwhelming – 15g
Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time. - Brawl Master – 15g
Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad. - Fist of the South Star – 15g
Defeat an opponent in a fistfight without taking any damage. - Geralt and Friends – 15g
Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards. - All In – 15g
Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match. - Shrieker – 15g
Complete the contract on the shrieker. - Fearless Vampire Slayer – 15g
Complete the contract on Sarasti. - Woodland Spirit – 15g
Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit. - Fiend or Foe? – 15g
Complete the contract on Morvudd. - Ashes to Ashes – 15g
Complete the contract on Therazane. - The Doppler Effect – 15g
Resolve the doppler problem in Novigrad. - Even Odds – 30g
Kill 2 monsters you have a contract on without using Signs, potions, mutagens, oils or bombs. - Mutant – 15g
Fill all mutagen slots.
The Witcher 3 is coming to PC, PlayStation 4 and Xbox One on May 24. Say no to Duran Duran. Here’s that recent gameplay trailer. It’s got me rather damned excited.
Last Updated: April 16, 2015
Pariah
April 16, 2015 at 12:04
The Witcher 3 is coming. Say no to CDPR.
Ryanza
April 16, 2015 at 12:46
Oh are we starting this again.
Pariah
April 16, 2015 at 12:53
http://cdn4.dualshockers.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/STEAM.png?eaa32f
Ryanza
April 16, 2015 at 12:54
Ok trolling me with a Steam logo. If I was forced to use Steam to play The Witcher 3 then it would make more sense. So I guess the Steam corporate logo is more for you.
Ryanza
April 16, 2015 at 12:06
I can’t read that shit. Although I will be playing the retail PC edition, so there will be no achievements. Oh the joys of play video games without some shit where the points don’t matter, making you play in certain ways. Just play the game.
Achievements = when you get all achievements, the game is done. But that’s such a wrong system for games.
Don’t Support Achievements.
z1n
April 16, 2015 at 12:08
Just link it to Steam… you know you want to.
Do it.
DO IT.
Kromas is drunk with power!
April 16, 2015 at 12:08
UPVOTE!
z1n
April 16, 2015 at 12:09
Come over to the Valve side.
Pariah
April 16, 2015 at 12:09
http://cdn4.dualshockers.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/STEAM.png?eaa32f
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 16, 2015 at 12:11
I like my achievements and trading cards. I don’t hunt for them to try and get them all, but it’s nice when you do something and that little achievement pops up in the top of your screen.
Pariah
April 16, 2015 at 12:11
Haha, I’m not fussed with achievements, but I do like me some badges. And sexy backgrounds.
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 16, 2015 at 12:12
Yes, badges are fun to collect.
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 12:18
Agreed
z1n
April 16, 2015 at 12:14
It’s scary to see how much is spent on hats.
Oh, and Praise Gaben.
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 12:15
Is Gaben testing the faith of his followers by not bringing out HL3?
Greylingad
April 16, 2015 at 12:16
Yes, he is… bow to lord Gaben…
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 16, 2015 at 12:16
Hats are life.
Pariah
April 16, 2015 at 12:18
Do you pick them to match the colour of your eyeliner? 😀
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 16, 2015 at 12:19
I can neither confirm nor deny this.
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 12:27
We take that as a yes then
Ryanza
April 16, 2015 at 12:15
No promoting Steam under my comments.
Pariah
April 16, 2015 at 12:16
ORLY?!?!
http://cdn4.dualshockers.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/STEAM.png?eaa32f
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 12:19
XD
Lord Chaos
April 16, 2015 at 12:23
Have ALL the upvotes.
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 12:28
I laughed way too hard at that
Ryanza
April 16, 2015 at 12:41
Look at what the master race has turned into.
Ryanza
April 16, 2015 at 12:15
You can’t get achievements when adding a exe to Steam. And I don’t give a shit about achievements.
And no I will not be buying the Steam version. Download 50gig, fuck that. Install and play, thank you.
Blood Emperor Trevor
April 16, 2015 at 12:50
You know you can get achievements in-game right? ME did that years ago already. It doesn’t have to be linked to a platform.
Ryanza
April 16, 2015 at 12:52
I know but that’s not really the case anymore. Just look at where consoles are now at with achievements. Needs to be online to view achievements.
The WItcher 3 might have in-game achievements but I’m not sure about that. But will most likely not be.
z1n
April 16, 2015 at 12:06
You should have used Ryanza as a tag. You weren’t obvious enough.
Pariah
April 16, 2015 at 12:06
No need. We all knew. 😛
z1n
April 16, 2015 at 12:07
I’m almost jealous. He gets an article dedicated to him.
Pariah
April 16, 2015 at 12:08
Well, not the whole thing. Just numerous references within it. Still, your point does stand.
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 16, 2015 at 12:07
Yes
Geoffrey Tim
April 16, 2015 at 12:11
Bloody contrarians.
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 16, 2015 at 12:12
😀
Pariah
April 16, 2015 at 12:13
Mary Mary, quite contrary, applying makeup to his eye.
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 12:14
Never knew JJ played basketball
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 16, 2015 at 12:17
Ha! I can’t watch videos at work. Joke’s on you!
Or at least that’s what I tell myself to make it better.
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 12:19
Damn, foiled again…
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 12:27
http://images.onesite.com/capcom-unity.com/user/crazedspartanhadouken/random_pics/foiled_again.jpg?v=252900
Pariah
April 16, 2015 at 12:34
That poor, poor sod.
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 12:13
Witcher 3 is coming. Don’t support the Dismissal of RyanZas Movement. DRM is evil.
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 16, 2015 at 12:13
Take this upvote. Now don’t spend it all on potions.
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 12:16
Bah, I use mead to restore my health
Ir0nseraph
April 16, 2015 at 12:14
I need to go check the kool aid at your bar.
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 12:16
I use it to clean drains as well.
Ir0nseraph
April 16, 2015 at 12:17
O is that how you pay your bar bill ?
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 12:20
That and I dance like a chimp for coins.
Ir0nseraph
April 16, 2015 at 12:20
XD
Nikola
April 16, 2015 at 12:34
Wow that trailer got me even more excited for the game I did not think that was possible!!
Ryanza
April 16, 2015 at 13:10
Anti Ryanza comments sure do get a lot of support.
Allah Akbar
April 18, 2015 at 08:43
This couldve been made up, but i wont believe this achievement list until i see the official list