Assassin’s Creed Unity may be a buggy mess, but underneath the glitches and technical faults lies a pretty good game. As you may or may not be aware, we’ve got a copy of the game, plus an assortment of Assassin’s Creed stuff to give away to one lucky winner. The mechanised, digital gods of Random.org have decided who that winner will be. The winner of a sweet as all heck Assassin’s Creed Unity bundle, including an Arno statue and a bunch of related paraphernalia (not including berets and baguettes) is…
Darren Johnson, whose name made me think of Darryn’s Johnson, and that is why I’m unable to keep any food down today. Thanks a lot. Darren opted for the PlayStation 4 version of the game. We’ll send your prize off to you soon, so that you too can experience the joys of falling through the ground in a digital recreation of Paris. Don’t be sad if you didn’t win, because we have another rad competition going up later – and quite possibly the very biggest competition we’ve ever had on Lazygamer starting next week….if I can keep myself from just keeping the prize for myself.
Last Updated: November 19, 2014
ToshZA
November 19, 2014 at 13:33
Grats Darren. At least your name isn’t spelled *THAT* way. *RUNS*
Hehehe
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 19, 2014 at 13:40
Damn. I really wanted to win the PS4 copy. I was going to keep that cool statue & give the game to OVG… and watch the explosion.
OV..v00.2 20gig patch required
November 19, 2014 at 14:29
http://giphy.com/gifs/queue-submission-berlin-NYtAC0tY1h2E0
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 19, 2014 at 14:32
lol
Thats_how_I_Troll
November 19, 2014 at 13:42
(Refresh)
Hammersteyn
November 19, 2014 at 13:46
eh?
Thats_how_I_Troll
November 19, 2014 at 13:53
Dammit, here we go again….
Hammersteyn
November 19, 2014 at 13:44
http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/ad615ej_460sa_v1.gif
Admiral Chief Wang
November 19, 2014 at 14:21
LOL
Hammersteyn
November 19, 2014 at 13:45
JK congrats buddy. You chose your platform wisely
Sir GIF Sexy
November 19, 2014 at 13:46
Dear Random[dot]Org:
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcnpxfaJH1qh01r8o1_500.gif
Admiral Chief Wang
November 19, 2014 at 14:21
Hah, indeed
Sageville
November 19, 2014 at 19:58
It’s official guys, I can read lips like a baws!
ReaperOfSquirrels
November 19, 2014 at 13:58
Congrats Darren.
L337J1MB0B
November 19, 2014 at 14:10
Everyone who got onto top ten of the list, you’re all a bunch of cunts.. especially you Darren.
Hammersteyn
November 19, 2014 at 14:23
Lucky for Gary Moolman then
Sir GIF Sexy
November 19, 2014 at 15:43
http://33.media.tumblr.com/a8b66b8e984f4f06081e7a1045c9220b/tumblr_n375wkkkP01twj5fjo1_500.gif
A continuous source of inspiration?
ReaperOfSquirrels
November 19, 2014 at 14:16
Not even in the top 20… also not many names I actually recognize in that top 20.
L337J1MB0B
November 19, 2014 at 14:16
That’s cause its all pretend, Geoff made up that list.
ReaperOfSquirrels
November 19, 2014 at 14:20
lol! Geoff can be an asshole, but I doubt even he’d stoop to that level.
Reid
November 19, 2014 at 14:23
Well I’m on the list, just way down. Getting randomly closer to randomly being a winner.
rollingmol
November 19, 2014 at 17:18
At this rate goat simulator 2 would be yours in a few months
Johann
November 19, 2014 at 15:05
Let’s shake it up a bit. Next comp choose the name on the end of the list
Anon A Mouse
November 19, 2014 at 15:24
With my luck I’m not even on the list. Or when that happens I’ll probably end up at nr 1.
Martin du preez (D4RKL1NGza)
November 19, 2014 at 15:43
FOK MAN
Khulani Ndlovu
November 19, 2014 at 16:02
Well done & congrats, 😉
rollingmol
November 19, 2014 at 17:17
Yes I didn’t win 😛 Was having nightmares after entering before the game was released and then it turned into a ubisoft.