Video games are totally addictive you know. More addictive than alcohol, more addictive than Oreo biscuits and far more habit-forming than collecting kittens. In fact, they’re kinda like drugs. So which drugs fit which games then? And why won’t anyone think of the children?
Blame Dorkly for this one. They sifted through a stack of games and mind-bending tablets and herbs, and came up with the following comparisons:
After a hard day of Geoff and Gavin calling me lame, nothing calms me down more than a puff on some Pokémon Crystal…
Last Updated: May 7, 2013
Trevor Davies
May 7, 2013 at 15:38
Games don’t make you take drugs, they make you go on murderous rampages & rape sprees. Everyone knows that.
Dean
May 7, 2013 at 15:42
Watching half the Minecraft ‘Let’s Play’ series out there, I would think the guys be doing more than just weed.
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
May 7, 2013 at 15:43
Hehehehehe
AndriyP
May 7, 2013 at 15:43
Epic lulz
According to that i might have a bit of a drug problem….
TechniKyle
May 7, 2013 at 15:44
Hey, Pokemon Crystal was a first Pokemon game! No wonder I’m hooked! 😀
Admiral Chief Achievement
May 7, 2013 at 15:44
Awww come on, you are not lame, you just have not hit puberty yet. That’s all. Once you hit that, they will accept you.
😛
Trevor Davies
May 7, 2013 at 15:52
They’ll accept him once he’s grown some body hair? That’s… strangely creepy :/
Trevor Davies
May 7, 2013 at 15:52
They’ll accept him once he’s grown some body hair? That’s… strangely creepy :/
Trevor Davies
May 7, 2013 at 15:52
They’ll accept him once he’s grown some body hair? That’s… strangely creepy :/
Admiral Chief Achievement
May 7, 2013 at 15:44
High Gordon = XDXDXDXD
Brady miaau
May 7, 2013 at 16:00
those of us that know him just call him Gordon.
🙂
ElNicko
May 7, 2013 at 15:49
Snooochies Boooochies !! !!
Rince da Ref Lvl2
May 7, 2013 at 15:54
I’m curious Darryn, what Pokémon do you need to drind up, dissolve, bake, crush into a poweder and then boil into a vapour and inhale? PikaCHEW?
OVG OfflineVideoGamer
May 7, 2013 at 16:01
You chew that.
Major Commodore 64 Darryn B
May 7, 2013 at 16:06
I regularly snort pure Vileplume. Yo.
AndriyP
May 7, 2013 at 16:12
Darryn high as fuck sniffing flowers and shit
Rince da Ref Lvl2
May 7, 2013 at 15:54
I’m curious Darryn, what Pokémon do you need to drind up, dissolve, bake, crush into a poweder and then boil into a vapour and inhale? PikaCHEW?
Rince da Ref Lvl2
May 7, 2013 at 15:56
I suppose some sort of Tourettes inducing drug for CoD?
OVG OfflineVideoGamer
May 7, 2013 at 16:02
Dried shit from your muma 😉
Mikhil
May 7, 2013 at 16:05
Anything PopCap = Crack.
OVG OfflineVideoGamer
May 7, 2013 at 16:32
Your Avatar is on tik 😉
Mikhil
May 7, 2013 at 16:39
Wrong, LSD. It makes me happy :p
Lebogang Molefo
May 8, 2013 at 07:32
No, do you mean to tell me there’s something more addictive than Oreos? lol looking at all of that I’m convinced I’m addicted to every drug man ever made