Gentlemen, I’m afraid I have some baaaaaaad news. Over on the weekend. I decided to make a purchase. A sensible purchase, instead of replica Iron Man armour or a new motorcycle. I bought myself a small coffee pot with the little plunger thingy to filter out granules and stuff. I immediately noticed that most of my hair fell out, with the remainder of it turning whiter than the inside of a Woolworths food market. I am absolutely terrified as to what will happen to me next if I decide to buy a new toaster.
In Other News: Halo achieves much, Nintendo has some plans, Mike Bithell hires Gollum and the seven year shadow of Modern Warfare.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy wondering how buying some new curtains could make me want to start sleeping at 9PM.
News
Halo: The Master Chief Collection adds 50 new achievements
Telltale’s Game of Thrones teasers are getting graphic
Super Smash Bros Wii U release date moved up in Europe
Xbox Atari ET documentary phones home on November 20
Alone In The Dark: Illumination trailer released
Nintendo has plans for Amiibo cards, smaller figures
New Resident Evil Revelations 2 screens rise from the grave
Andy Serkis joins the cast of Mike Bithell’s Volume
Stuff
Sweet dreams, Ygritte
The seven year shadow left by Modern Warfare
Why Gandhi is such an asshole in Civilization
Super Bank Breakers
Videos
Laser Fury – Kickstarter trailer
Summer Camp – Debut teaser
This War Of Mine – Things that take us back trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Clive Barker talks about the Hellraiser reboot – Not really a reboot
Modern peter Pan series League of Pan in development
Directors Don Hall and Chris Williams talk Big Hero 6
Monday Box Office Report – Crawling in my skin
The Crow creator James O’Barr updates on the planned reboot
This first trailer for Furious 7 doesn’t play by your rules
Model: Anna AJ
Last Updated: November 3, 2014
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 3, 2014 at 16:03
Note to self: Go to beach more.
Captain JJ the pout
November 3, 2014 at 16:28
My problem is that I’m so bloody white that I can’t go to the beach. But I need to go to the beach to get a tan. But I can’t go to the beach because I have no tan. But I need to go to….
Hammersteyn
November 3, 2014 at 16:29
I’m so white I blind passing ships and they end up on the rocks
Captain JJ the pout
November 3, 2014 at 16:30
That was you?! I saw that reflection all the way to my house. I thought it was a solar flare or something. ;P
ToshZA
November 3, 2014 at 16:43
I wanted to laugh, but then I realised I’m way too white for beaches myself. 🙁 cc @hammersteyn:disqus
Jonah Cash
November 3, 2014 at 16:04
My Takealot delivery just arrived….. How I met your mother season 8 and 9, haven’t seen them yet… And Sherlock series 3!! Happy is happy!!!
Victor "Vicky" Moolman
November 3, 2014 at 16:06
Should we spoil it or should we just leave it be?
Jonah Cash
November 4, 2014 at 08:42
Lets just let me watch it in my own time…. Mkay???
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
November 3, 2014 at 16:07
The mother is in fact Benedict Cumberbatch.
Dutch Matrix
November 3, 2014 at 16:19
How Ted could ever get a woman to have sex with him is beyond me. It took him forever to tell his own kids how he met their mother. The guy is a bore!
Any self respecting woman would have shot him after the first hour, and claim it was self defence. Jury would have believed her too…
Spaffy
November 3, 2014 at 16:24
Hahaha. Nine years to tell the story? He’s been telling it since they were tiny babies
Eric
November 3, 2014 at 17:36
The kids don’t age. So technically he told them very quickly…
Ryanza
November 3, 2014 at 16:09
Those Sherlock episodes are good.
Ryanza
November 3, 2014 at 16:17
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Captain JJ the pout
November 3, 2014 at 16:25
Sounds like Doctor Who.
Ryanza
November 3, 2014 at 16:35
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Captain JJ the pout
November 3, 2014 at 16:38
Aww yissss
Brady miaau
November 3, 2014 at 17:03
real cute
CAE9872
November 3, 2014 at 17:01
I keep seeing the Sherlock series but haven’t bitten yet. And I know I will enjoy them – British!
Jonah Cash
November 4, 2014 at 08:41
Holy shit dude!! Elemetary is good, Sherlock movies is good but the BBC Sherlock is fucking awesome!! It is beyond brilliant!!
Brady miaau
November 3, 2014 at 17:04
If it were not for Barney and Robin, that series would be given a skip by me. In fact, I tend to treat some scenes with Ted in as ad breaks, just sort of wonder off
Jonah Cash
November 4, 2014 at 08:40
I’m a pretty big fan!! Was at varsity when the show became popular, many study sessions were done with it on!!
Hammersteyn
November 3, 2014 at 16:04
She’s dating The Rock it seems.
Lardus-Resident Perve
November 3, 2014 at 16:11
Wait, there is a Rock in the picture?
Ryanza
November 3, 2014 at 16:09
I’m going to take a break from commenting on Lazygamer. Last time I wanted to stop the Xbox + Tomb Raider happened and The Witcher 3 demo, so couldn’t stop then. Now the comment section can go back to normal.
Don’t forget to not support DRM. Don’t forget to pre-order The Witcher 3 or buy it on release day.
Peace.
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Hammersteyn
November 3, 2014 at 16:17
I share your hate for COD but I try to throw a blind eye and play something else as I hate PVP. This is basically me when I’m forced to PVP on Destiny…..
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Ryanza
November 3, 2014 at 16:26
Hotlink protection activated. empty or blank referrals are not allowed.
Fitting end to me, I would say.
Captain JJ the pout
November 3, 2014 at 16:26
But who will remind us of The Witcher 3? And what if we forget to not support DRM? We are but human beings.
Ryanza
November 3, 2014 at 16:50
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Every time you see boobies you will be reminded about The Witcher 3.
Captain JJ the pout
November 3, 2014 at 16:52
Haha.
Well, I’m about to embark on the long journey of doing Witcher 1 and 2 right after one another (still have to start when I’m done with SoM).
ToshZA
November 3, 2014 at 16:14
Are those bones on your hips, or are you just… Nope, bones.
Hammersteyn
November 3, 2014 at 16:17
Those hips don’t lie.
ToshZA
November 3, 2014 at 16:19
Agreed. She needs a healthy dose of food, pronto.
Spaffy
November 3, 2014 at 16:16
Mooi was nog nooit lelik nie
Dutch Matrix
November 3, 2014 at 16:21
Net jammer oor die wonder-boobies. As daai push up bikini waai, wonder jy wat het van die boobies geword…
Spaffy
November 3, 2014 at 16:22
Is dit waar “wonder-bra” sy naam gekry het
Ranting Raptor Llew
November 3, 2014 at 16:23
Wow… After 4 already?
Admiral Chief 0
November 3, 2014 at 16:37
Anyone up for some Evolve on Steam tonight?
Brady miaau
November 3, 2014 at 16:59
why would you want to sleep at 9pm?
CAE9872
November 3, 2014 at 17:05
Forget the model!!!
Halo = one week away and now with 50 extra achievements (if you like that sort of thing). ONE FRIKKIN’ WEEK!!!
Doh! Just remembered 20GB download…move along nothing to see here! Its now 2 weeks away…