Bad news guys. This week…is a four day work week. Now before you slit your wrists, I have some even worse news to share. From next week, you’ll be expected to work an entire five days a week. I just can’t…I just can’t live in a world which expects so much from us. Farewell cruel, cruel world!
In Other News: Dust 514 is Legion, Project CARS looks mighty purdy, you won’t get dusty in Cult County anytime soon and Hulk smashes out on his own.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy wishing Llewellyn a very happy Revenge of the Fifth birthday! NOG ‘N PIEP!
News
Titanfall designer details Runoff map from Expedition DLC
Transformers: Rise of the Dark Spark planned for June 24
Battlefield 4 Squad Join now in beta on consoles
Killer is Dead: Nightmare Edition due for PC on May 23
Renegade Kid’s Cult County Kickstarter project fails
Ultra Street Fighter 4 adds training mode fight requests
Project CARS sure looks pretty on the PlayStation 4
Dust 514 dev announces Project Legion for PC
Stuff
Someone has to design all those video game menus
The Making Of: Super Mario 3D World – bridging the gap between Mario’s past and present
Steam’s store is a hot mess
Retrospective: Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island
Videos
Everquest Next: Landmark – Beta trailer
Mousecraft – Debut trailer
Super TIME Force – Prepare to die die die trailer
What’s on at The Movies
You should be watching – Comic Book Men
Rumour – Is Hulk getting a Phase 3 standalone movie?
Cinophile – Bloodpsort
Join the rebellion in this first official trailer for Star Wars: Rebels
Monday Box Office Report – Spidey does whatever a movie can
Take a closer look at Godzilla in these new images and clips
Matt Smith joins Terminator Genesis, plus new spoilery story details emerge
Model: LeeAnna Vamp
Last Updated: May 5, 2014
Admiral Chief in Space
May 5, 2014 at 16:06
RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWR
Admiral Chief in Space
May 5, 2014 at 16:07
All I have to show for my week’s worth of leave is one finished game, 3 directors cuts of movies and a trip to the bush…actually a good damn week
VampyreSquirrel
May 5, 2014 at 16:17
That’s a lot more than me, I spent the entire week chilling in Durbs… didn’t play a single game.
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 5, 2014 at 20:19
Fake Squirrel Gamer!
Brady miaau
May 5, 2014 at 21:43
I hope that should have read “did not play a single game. Right?” Good for you, then!
Mossel
May 6, 2014 at 07:09
Filthy casual!
Anon A Mouse
May 5, 2014 at 16:29
Don’t think your wife will be amused when she finds out you called her a bush…
GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness
May 5, 2014 at 16:30
Damn this site, that is worth 100 upvotes
Admiral Chief in Space
May 5, 2014 at 20:54
Hah, oh you
Admiral Chief in Space
May 5, 2014 at 16:07
Also a shout out to my old ass friend Llew!
Dutch Matrix
May 5, 2014 at 16:18
Ass friend?
GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness
May 5, 2014 at 16:20
Explains a lot….
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
May 5, 2014 at 18:53
I’m no friend of your ass man 0_0
Admiral Chief in Space
May 5, 2014 at 20:54
OLD-ASS
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
May 6, 2014 at 07:52
I know it’s old. Still don’t make me friends with it 0_0
#trollol
Wincethis
May 5, 2014 at 16:08
Wow… Her waist, what, what’s happened to it 0-O
Unavengedavo
May 5, 2014 at 16:09
Have you never seen a shaved wookie before? 😉
Wincethis
May 5, 2014 at 16:10
Well, Valshen once sent me this picture 0-O
Admiral Chief in Space
May 5, 2014 at 16:11
No WAY am I refreshing this page!
Wincethis
May 5, 2014 at 16:13
Tehehehe 😉
Unavengedavo
May 5, 2014 at 16:09
So what did I miss today?
Wincethis
May 5, 2014 at 16:10
Where have you been?!
Unavengedavo
May 5, 2014 at 16:12
Can’t go on to LG from my work laptop anymore. They decided to block all the fun sites :'(
Wincethis
May 5, 2014 at 16:12
Nooooooo!
Hammersteyn
May 5, 2014 at 16:13
Tell them it’s educational
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
May 5, 2014 at 18:54
http://www.hidemyass.com/
You’re welcome
Unavengedavo
May 5, 2014 at 19:06
Lol, thanks. But they are using software on our local machines that even blocks sites like these O_o
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
May 5, 2014 at 19:40
eish. Well then you’re out of luck
Hammersteyn
May 5, 2014 at 16:11
Ooooooof my lightsaber!
Admiral Chief in Space
May 5, 2014 at 16:11
…my foooooooooooooorce
HvR - THE Average GAmer
May 5, 2014 at 16:12
…
Admiral Chief in Space
May 5, 2014 at 16:13
Hahahaha, indeeeeeeed
GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness
May 5, 2014 at 16:12
Meh, can only get better this week
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 5, 2014 at 16:14
Someone needs a burger.
GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness
May 5, 2014 at 16:15
Amen Brother
Wincethis
May 5, 2014 at 16:16
Yip!
Hammersteyn
May 5, 2014 at 16:22
Also FU Mondays
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aAYDjb0_460sa.gif
GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness
May 5, 2014 at 16:25
Bwaahaa
Typical BMW drivers
Anon A Mouse
May 5, 2014 at 16:27
Must be a professional football player, look how quickly he gets up after the car left.
Hammersteyn
May 5, 2014 at 16:28
Thought the same
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
May 5, 2014 at 18:55
hahahahhaha
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
May 5, 2014 at 18:55
unlucky son
Hammersteyn
May 6, 2014 at 07:31
Hopefully your birthday wasn’t like this. Cheers bud.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
May 6, 2014 at 07:53
Well….
Geoff posted Evo points on a Monday… That’s like making the whole week all Fridays with no Saturday in sight. It’s like torture…
So close enough?
Hammersteyn
May 6, 2014 at 08:13
Very close, fortunately it’s still a four day weekend.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
May 6, 2014 at 08:35
Yeah. But next week is 5 days 🙁 *Cries uncontrollably*
Hammersteyn
May 6, 2014 at 08:39
Agreed, I got so used to short weeks and sleeping late I have no idea how I will survive. Maybe I should do what they do on Wolves of Wall Street. White lines.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
May 6, 2014 at 09:06
Or I should just win the lotto and retire… Yeah that sounds awesome
Mossel
May 6, 2014 at 07:07
hahaha omw. The more I look at it the funnier it gets! How did his ankle not break?
Hammersteyn
May 6, 2014 at 07:34
Tires were a bit flat I guess.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
May 5, 2014 at 18:53
Thanx for the birthday wishes everyone! Twas awesome 🙂
And thanx for the revenge of the 5th bday wish @Darryn_Bonthuys:disqus. Legend man