The carpet salesman looked at me, with a distant glimmer of hope in his weary eyes. Could this be the one? The one man who was looking for a Persian rug that was marked down by 75%? The one man who would be his first customer in weeks? Nope! I was going next door to go exchange some dollars! Ha! Sucka!
In Other News: Nintendo has a naughty mouth, Dark Souls 2 isn’t in living colour, grab the shovel and head to Kickstarter, General Zod talks and why ZombiU is one of the best games of 2012.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy bleeding from our ears after listening to the worst Guns ‘n Roses cover. DOUBLE-EVER!
News
Nintendo Korea in hot water over sexist slur
PSN down for maintenance today
Pokémon Rumble U second wave of figures revealed
The Dark Souls 2 box art forgot to add colour
Qube is coming to the Wii U, possibly the PS Vita
Power Rangers Megaforce game morphs with 3DS this fall
Markus Persson feels the pressure after Minecraft success
Shovel Knight Kickstarter campaign raises over $300 000
Stuff
Brace yourselves for more Bioshock Infinite cosplay
ZombiU – The unsung hero of 2012
Designing the dresses for Bioshock Infinite’s Elizabeth
The Club retrospective
Videos
The science of games – Zombie infections
Neverwinter – Great weapon fighter
NCAA Football 14 – Enhanced running game trailer
What’s on at The Movies
You’ve done it! Veronica Mars successfully Kickstarted
Kneel before this message from General Zod in Man Of Steel
And your MTV Movie Award winners are…
Nobody dies and nobody gets hurt in this trailer for Shadow Dancer
Monday Box Office Report – 42 is a magical number
Did my heart love til now, in this first trailer for Romeo and Juliet?
Ladies and gentlemen, the first trailer for The Hunger Games:Catching Fire
Model: Caren Souza
Last Updated: April 15, 2013
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 15, 2013 at 16:05
The header is not keeping up with SCIENCE!!!
http://www.health24.com/Lifestyle/Woman/News/Scientist-says-bras-are-useless-20130415
Andre116
April 15, 2013 at 18:09
Well, it seems that her bust support seems more scientifically correct than normal bras. I think it is keeping up with science.
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 15, 2013 at 16:06
Janee, Geoff trolled me with the TERRIBLE cover. I’ve managed to stop the ear bleeding after 3.5hours
matthurstrsa
April 16, 2013 at 07:04
And why the hell are they in their undies?!
Unavengedavo
April 16, 2013 at 08:39
I am never clicking a youtube link from this site ever again!
Unavengedavo
April 16, 2013 at 08:39
Still having nightmares from the last one…
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 16, 2013 at 08:43
You can click on them, just not if they are in the ION article
Rincethis: Spellalicious
April 16, 2013 at 09:40
Yolanda did the same to me. Decided hearing is highly overrated…
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 15, 2013 at 16:06
POWER RANGEEEEEEEERS
Ultimo_Cleric_N7
April 15, 2013 at 16:14
IT’S MORPHIN TIME
Or in Justin Bieber’s case – IT’S MOFFIE TIME!
Unavengedavo
April 16, 2013 at 08:48
Well some scholars believe that Romeo was closer to 21…