Man, when I joined Lazygamer I was promised excitement! Adventure! A chance to meet Tali or at least someone who sounds like her! Instead, I’m outside washing the parktown prawn stains off of Gavin’s sports cars. Hell, he already parked his helicopter on top of me today, showing that my spine is more valuable than my writing these days.
In Other News: Nobody expects romance in the Inquisition, Killzone is king of the hill, get a cheap Batman and pretend to be a plane in a Cult of the Wind.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy doing watermelon maths.
News
Dragon Age Inquisition will offer more dynamic romances
PlayStation Now leaked games list suggest improved loading times
Xbox Live sale discounts Arkham City and other Batman games
Killzone Shadow Fall adding king of the hill mode
The Globe stops spinning in RPG Earthlock on PC, next-gen
Cult of the Wind might be the funniest arena shooter
Square Enix shuts down India studio after one year, no games
Welcome to the weird story fo Waldermar the Warlock
Stuff
Why do fanboys behave like such jerks?
Remember That Spelunky World Record? It Just Got Topped
Still Playing: FTL – discovering new ways to die in Subset’s challenging space-captain sim
How to launch a game in China
Videos
World of Tanks – Xbox 360 update trailer
Mechrunner – Debut trailer
Abyss Odyssey – Producing the main theme
What’s on at The Movies
This new TV spot for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles gives you a glimmer of Splinter
Is Carnage going to be in the Venom movie
You should be watching: Rick and Morty
This trailer for Gine Girl is not a murderer
Paul Bettany talks about his vision in Avengers: Age of Ultron
Freeze it right there! It’s a new trailer for 24: Live Another Day
SyFy is finally back to doing epic sci-fi again with space operas The Expanse and Ascension
Model: Alexis Ren
Last Updated: April 15, 2014
Lardus-Resident Perve
April 15, 2014 at 16:02
She looks a bit shy. I like it. Nice photo overall.
GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness
April 15, 2014 at 16:04
Amen
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 15, 2014 at 16:07
She’s Ren’d other women for me today.
ToshZA
April 15, 2014 at 16:11
Damn that’s exquisite!
oVg Errorist
April 15, 2014 at 16:13
Tali? 😛
Hammersteyn
April 15, 2014 at 16:14
O_o
Rince Striving Abomination
April 15, 2014 at 16:19
Did he just break you?
Hammersteyn
April 15, 2014 at 16:39
The unmasking was supposed to be special. Like the Stig taking of his helmet. Fuck Ea and Bioware if this is indeed true
CaptainNemo42
April 15, 2014 at 17:58
Well, you want some lube then?
Hammersteyn
April 15, 2014 at 18:18
Yeah bring it on. My mind still cant process this.
Rince Striving Abomination
April 15, 2014 at 18:46
Sorry bro, tis true. Big scandle!
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2014 at 09:35
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Skyblue
April 15, 2014 at 20:44
As I finished ME2 for the first time today… Took the day off and finished it after importing my Me1 character… moering in all the DLC I paid for and downloaded… savegame corruption after after 45hrs due to bad DLC coding and (thankfully) a repair on the official forums… and as awesome as it was, it still felt like a prelude for ME3, which I have not touched yet (more is nog ‘n dag).
I still have all my teamies except Kaidan but am expecting some serious culling in ME3 #sadpanda (bth, I really don’t like some of those teamie assholes)
Never saw Tali coz I was too busy styling Miranda and Liara but damn!!!
EDIT: Lost Kaidan in ME1 coz I thought I still had a shot at Ashley… just how I roll!
Hammersteyn
April 15, 2014 at 16:13
MechRunner reminds me a bit of Future Cop: LAPD
oVg Errorist
April 15, 2014 at 16:15
She is laughing at herself because she cant remember where she left her clothes and shoes.
Rince Striving Abomination
April 15, 2014 at 16:25
Holy hell she is hot. Even if she is safe for work… Or the bedroom…
Jedi JJ
April 15, 2014 at 16:41
If only you were safe for the bedroom.
Mossel
April 16, 2014 at 07:50
But it is better when they are safe for work! Just adds that much more to the imagination.
Unavengedavo
April 15, 2014 at 16:25
Amazing smile
Rince Striving Abomination
April 15, 2014 at 16:27
She’s smiling? 0-o
Mossel
April 16, 2014 at 07:47
Indeed.
KingKappie
April 15, 2014 at 16:37
She kinda looks like penny from Big Bang
Brady miaau
April 15, 2014 at 16:57
how so? other than blonde?
Rince Striving Abomination
April 15, 2014 at 18:47
Agree, no way does she.
Mossel
April 16, 2014 at 07:49
lol. If you look quickly with your eyes closed, then yes.
Skyblue
April 15, 2014 at 20:59
K, so I’m no expert but that looks like the most beautiful un-photoshopped stunner I have seen in some time. Please bear in mind I do not ogle… much
Mossel
April 16, 2014 at 07:47
Wow she is absolutely beautiful!