Man. It’s been a mental, and awful week. These are some pretty dark times, and South Africa’s big in the news for all the wrong reasons – but it’s the weekend, and we need to look forward to the positive. Unfortunately, I’m a really grumpy, cynical bastard and I’ve got nothing. Nothing at all. Go home week, you’re drunk.
In Other News: More downloads for your Universe, massively multiplayer ghosts in shells, Sony’s got an eye on the Eyepad, get infinite slicing for gratis, and Grant Hinds has an issue with Game Jernalolisms.
News
Unreal Engine 4 superhero game Project Awakened takes to Kickstarter
Mass Effect 3 DLC next week
Ghost in the shell MMO coming next year
Insomniac believes FUSE can become a franchise
Sony patents the EyePad. Lolwut?
Next Resident Evil to be more focused
Play the Warframe Open Beta this weekend
Stuff
Pre-order a game you haven’t even seen!
Infinity Blade free for a week!
The Elder Scrolls Online shows off armour concepts
Last Guardian coming to PS4?
Crystal Dynamics talks Tomb Raider
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Gates To Infinity Dated
Get a Steelbook with your Bioshock Infinite preorders!
Virtual Superpowers encourage real-world empathy
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What’s on At TheMovies.co.za?
Vin Diesel believes in ghosts in the theatrical trailer for FAST & FURIOUS 6
Daniel Espinosa is going to become a RACKETEER
Blimey! The FAST & FURIOUS 7 villain is…
Movies out today: Yippee-ki-yay, it’s a Good Day to hunt Bin Laden
Bryan Singer talks X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST; how he became director
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Last Updated: February 15, 2013
OVG
February 15, 2013 at 16:09
I blame videogames.
Or as Chris Rock said, “whatever happened to plain old CRAZY MUTHERFUCKER”
Lardus
February 15, 2013 at 16:11
Polly wanna cracker? Shoe!
Sir Captain Rincethis
February 15, 2013 at 16:28
Have a good one Geoff and all! See you tomorrow OVG, gonna kick some ASS!
OVG
February 15, 2013 at 16:54
Im good at kicking ass and chewing SEGA, and Im all out of feet.
Admiral Chief Erwin
February 15, 2013 at 17:17
Drinking tea?
OVG
February 15, 2013 at 21:14
OK. I have just had a conversation with an EVE fan. It kind of makes us gamers look like total noobs. The dude of who I just spoke to knows me from the last 2 years of trolling LG.
EVE…….what a story. We are talking huge amounts of real time money that make WOW look like ZELDA on-line. We are talking HUGE factions over 10 years with builders, miners, scouts and 7 months worth of building to create a FUCKING HUGE TITAN.
I only just heard of this battle but in order to belong to EVE one has to belong to a faction in order to survive. Well this person accendently warped ones self into a worm hole and got killed. In the process a whole squadron of 5 titans and $$$$$$$$$ dollors worth of real time money was all killed in 5 minutes.
Can annybody clariffy ???
Just imagine spending 3 years being a minor and you are drunk one night. you accendently press the wrong button and warp into somebodys worm hole to get killed. But you have 5 years worth of builders behind you to come and back you up.
The battle cost both sides but it was worth it 70 000 dollars later…..5 titans killed in 5 minutes.
Now this is real money auction house on overload. We are talking $$$$$$$$
Fcuk WOW and DIEABLO3. This is real life bitches.
OVG
February 15, 2013 at 21:24
I think some humans took the red pill because I cant for fuck see whats going on. If only NASA still had a recruitment programme.
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
February 18, 2013 at 10:05
I love you, man.
OVG
February 18, 2013 at 10:07
lol Castle makes me talk to myself on the odd late Friday at work PURE BRAINFARTS ALL AROUND. This OVG dude is something else :p
OVG
February 15, 2013 at 21:30
IN ORDER FOR A VIDEO GAMER IN THIS DAY AND AGE TO BE A TRUE ARTIST…I have an A-Level in FINE art and the History of art….(THATS MY BRAGGING RIGHTS ) ONE must appreciate the fact that in order to be such an connoisseur in ones PASSION one must ENJOY IT…
THAT SIMPLE.
OVG
February 15, 2013 at 21:31
If thats not comment of the year..,,,,…,,..,..,..,,
Oh and also..///,,,…… If you brought the wrong painting!!!! It does not fcuking matter.
BECAUSE ONE ONLY GETS OUT!!!!!!! OF WHAT ONE PUTS IN!!!!
Game on…
Sir Captain Rincethis
February 18, 2013 at 11:12
Ahh, classic OVG. This is what you were going on about on Sat, you know, after I fell on my head. That fucking jump man, I remember it. Shudders.
OVG
February 18, 2013 at 11:17
lol lots of passion mixed with Castle and we have ignition. GOALLLLLLLLLL!!!!! shouted Bass Ruttin while you fell on your nana. 😛
OVG
February 15, 2013 at 21:37
$60,,, Thats it, $60, $50, $40, $30 GOTY EDITION, $20 On-Line ARCADE, $10 Horse Armor….
WHAT YOU PUT IN… YOU GET OUT… 🙂
OVG
February 15, 2013 at 21:39
-$ 5.00 for on disc DLC.
………FUCKING INEXCUSABLE.
OVG
February 15, 2013 at 21:50
For those who do not know. It has been awhile since I enjoyed my drunk Friday rant when I was OLDFART and Nick was one of the crew. What you crew has done in the last 4 years that every other videogaming sites has not botherd doing is….
MAKE IT FUN…LIKE THIS…DARRYN…YOU STILL GET AN OSCAR FOR THIS.
We need more of you…
OVG
February 15, 2013 at 22:00
THIS IS WHY I BECAME A GAMER…..1989 YOU LITTLE SHITS. HAND EYE COORDINATION.
OVG
February 15, 2013 at 22:02
Oh that horrible wall jump…THE WALL JUMP BITCHES…
OVG
February 15, 2013 at 22:08
I died and died and died and died and died.
No Catwomen DLC. No extra skins. No extra levels. no FUCKING SHIT….JUST 2button and your own wits.
and some kick ass music….Because while you blue hedgehog freaks were pissing about with a screwy gay blue spiky Ecco the Dolphin i was kicking boomerang butt.
The first game to teach me fast hand eye coordination.
OVG
February 15, 2013 at 22:10
FUCKING SEGA. EXPLAINS WHY WE STILL HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOUR SHIT GAMES. ALIENS IS NO EXCEPTION.
Willjam
February 15, 2013 at 22:36
OVG you have turned me into a nostalgic little bitch with that video. I cried happy tears watching it! Dat wall jump!!
OVG
February 18, 2013 at 08:20
🙂
OVG
February 15, 2013 at 23:10
Oh and as James Le Noir would say, “she would like a good cup of red bush”