Boy oh boy, are my eyes burning, and it’s not like discharged cosmic blasts from behind a ruby quartz visor that help temper the dimensional apertures that I happen to biogenetically generate!…Hoo by, tough crowd here. Maybe I should save comic book in-jokes for the professionals instead. I tells ya, I get no respect!
In Other News: Resident Evil is a dead man on a cross, Light sneaks onto Steam, the story of a horse named Gizmondo and FALCON PUNCH!
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy subscribing to fortnightly magazines that I only want because they offer a glow-in-the-dark T-Rex skeleton.
News
Yes, you’ll need Xbox Live Gold in order to play the Destiny beta
Akiba’s Trip Undead and Udnressed is coming to Europe
What will David Goldfarb do after Payday and Battlefield?
Here’s a batch of Super Smash Bros screenshots with Captain Falcon Lucina and Robin
Don’t Starve: reign of Giants DLC dated for PS4
Resident Evil’s monsters invade Deadman’s Cross
Sting confirmed as a WWE 2K15 pre-order bonus
Light sneaks to Steam, on sale this week
Stuff
Japan’s Pikachu cafe serves Pikachu burgers and more
Magnavox to Game Boy – The victors of the console wars part 1
These virtual rocks look damn good
A horse named Gizmondo – The inside story of the world’s greatest failed console
Videos
There Came An Echo – War room gameplay trailer
Fish Out Of Water – Launch trailer
Monster Head – Gameplay trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Together, this concept art for Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes is strong!
You Should Be Watching – Hell on Wheels
I’m going to tell you a story in this trailer for Jamie Marks is dead
No one is born evil in this first teaser trailer for Horns
I dare you to watch this trailer for Around The Block
Heroes creator Tim Kring talks Heroes Reborn
Oi oi oi this trailer for Starred Up needs to behave!
Model: Hunter McCloud
Last Updated: July 15, 2014
Lardus-Resident Perve
July 15, 2014 at 16:03
I’ll hunt her long time…jags man jags!
Lardus-Resident Perve
July 15, 2014 at 16:05
Sting was part of WWE? Did I miss a few years? And who watched that “Hero” crap anyways?
Hammersteyn
July 15, 2014 at 16:08
No he never was, though he did a documentry with them about The Ulitmate Warrior recently. Aged 55 I doubt he will ever wrestle for the WWE. Him and Undertaker could have made a nice tag team in their prime I always felt.
Dutch Matrix
July 15, 2014 at 16:05
Sting? I thought we were going to be treated to a wrestler with an entrance song in the lines of:
“Every move you make
Every step you take
Every vow you take
Every claim you stake
I’ll be punching you…
Oh can’t you seeeee????
You will bow to meee
How your poor back breaks
With every slam we fake…”
Spaffy
July 15, 2014 at 16:20
I sang that. Lovely.
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 15, 2014 at 16:07
Everyone’s a comedian…
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 15, 2014 at 16:09
Hunter McCloud? Seriously? I don’t know which joke to choose.
Hammersteyn
July 15, 2014 at 16:09
I was thinking Highlander but then I decided I’d rather Google her.
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 15, 2014 at 16:11
…
Unavengedavo
July 15, 2014 at 16:16
Seeing as I can’t frequent here as much as I want to, I have now resorted to trolling witch doctors who sell “power full magic rings”
Jonah Cash
July 15, 2014 at 16:17
You are going to make that oke or las rethink their business model!!!! Hahahaha!!!
Unavengedavo
July 15, 2014 at 16:24
Lol, seems disqus didn’t load the picture
Weanerdog
July 15, 2014 at 16:44
So did you find out exactly how much the one ring costs.
Unavengedavo
July 15, 2014 at 16:49
Nope, I got blocked O_o… how’s that for customer service
Hammersteyn
July 15, 2014 at 16:53
You want to buy something that was stolen from you by hobbits?
Unavengedavo
July 15, 2014 at 16:59
I never indicated that I wanted to purchase the ring, I merely enquired whether it had said ring in it’s possession
Weanerdog
July 15, 2014 at 20:01
It seems like they do have it and only R400 if I read that correctly. Now if we split that 9 ways its only like R 45 each. Master Sauron will be happy. Although you know someone is going to have to sponsor Khamul’s share he never has any money, he is such a bloody leech.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
July 15, 2014 at 17:31
Stop breaking my brain!
Unavengedavo
July 15, 2014 at 17:45
NEVER! !!
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
July 15, 2014 at 17:52
*cries*
Unavengedavo
July 15, 2014 at 17:01
“Japan’s Pikachu cafe serves Pikachu burgers and more”… Asians will eat anything O_o
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
July 15, 2014 at 17:29
Glow in the dark T-rex skeleton? Those magazines still exist????
Kensei Seraph
July 15, 2014 at 21:06
Rock Simulator has reached $1,162USD raised of it’s $500 goal.