So, while spraying some parts on the weekend, I may have inadvertently huffed some spray paint. I may have also accidentally hallucinated, stripped down, and run around naked while screaming that pink unicorns were after my brain flesh. I’m really, really sorry that I used your petunias and poodle as a sword and shield to fight back the ham-demons, Mrs Johnson.
In Other News: Capcom has a secret in their arcade, Wesley Snipes is an Expendable, Killer is Dead has a gigolo, Tekken will make you a champ and Mickey Mouse returns.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy figuring out which diseases to have so that we could get the FNB insurance department to stop calling us with offers.
News
Capcom Arcade Cabinet secret games are 1943 Kai and Vulgus
How Tekken helped this MMA fighter learn some moves
Pre-registration for QuakeCon 2013 now open
Killer Is Dead’s pervy gigolo missions detailed
Pre-owned market is absolutely a concern, says Bethesda exec
Drakengard 3 director explains origin of series more controversial aspects
Injustice’s first DLC character is Lobo
Power Rangers Megaforce headed to 3DS, uses card scanner
Stuff
So you want to be a fighting gamer
Mass Effect cosplay is like real life director’s cut
The nemesis of Batman Arkham Origins
Blizzard, give this man a job
Videos
Castle of Illusion – Mickey Mouse reveal teaser
Splinter Cell Blacklist – Abilities trailer
Marvel Superhero Squad Online – Features trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Here’s your very first look at a very blue Jamie Foxx in The Amazing Spider-Man 2
We Review Trance – A mind job of a heist movie
Could Star Wars Reclamation be the bridge to Episode VII
Tom Cruise will be keeping it sci-fi in Yukikaze
Dredd is getting a sequel…but it ain’t going to be a movie
Woah dude! First poster and images for Keanu Reeves Man of Tai Chi
Hermione pole dances in this first clip and new images for The Bling Ring
It’s official! Wesley Snipes is going to be an Expendable
Model: Hayden Hawkens
Last Updated: April 16, 2013
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 16, 2013 at 16:07
WHERE IS THE OTHER EYE?????
O_O
Or should I say X_O
Arrrr
Trevor Davies
April 16, 2013 at 18:51
Hottest cyclops I’ve ever seen
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 16, 2013 at 16:07
Butterflyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 16, 2013 at 16:07
sowrd?
Gavin Mannion
April 16, 2013 at 16:12
fixed, thanks we’ve had editorial issues today
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 16, 2013 at 16:16
Geoff must sit in bad corner. IONs be his bane these days 😛
Anon A Mouse
April 16, 2013 at 16:56
“that we could the FNB insurance department to stop” ~ you don’t say.
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 16, 2013 at 16:10
Where be Banana Jim today?
Rincethis: Spellalicious
April 16, 2013 at 16:35
And OVG… Maybe they have eloped together? 0_o
Scruff304
April 16, 2013 at 16:28
I can already tell this google search is going to have to wait till I get home…
matthurstrsa
April 16, 2013 at 16:31
Yes, definitely wait. Extreme NSFW!
Skyblue
April 16, 2013 at 19:34
Dunno where you guys are finding the ION ladies this week but WOW!!
matthurstrsa
April 17, 2013 at 07:01
If insurance companies are bothering you, just say you can’t sign any new contracts so soon after being released from prison.
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 17, 2013 at 08:05
XDXDXD