It was a vicious battle. The Potter Wasp had lazily flown into my room, completely unaware of the restricted air space that I had domain over. Naturally, I had to protect my sovereing air-space, using any and all means at my disposal. Wielding the mighty electronic bug zapper that I had named “Frank Zappa”, I hit the bastard with enough Thundaga to give Eskom a load-shedding panic. I had won. Or so I thought, when I noticed another Potter Wasp hovering next to me. Clever girl…
In Other News: Carmegeddon offers plenty, Evolve plays survival of the fittest on the charts, here’s what you’ll pay for in the Elder Scrolls Online and one person has played way too much Crusader Kings 2.
Here’s the news we didn’t post, because CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP THERE’S A WASP ON MY HEAD HELP CRAP!
News
Evolve, Zelda, Monster Hunter bring life back to UK charts
The Swindle has a publisher, coming to consoles this year
Carmageddon: Reincarnation public beta offers full game to testers
PlanetSide 2 creative director leaves company after layoffs hit former SOE studio
Tony Hawk reconfirms new game with Valentine’s Day poem
Nude Maker hopes to port NightCry to PS4, Xbox One
Nintendo officially cancels TVii support for Wii U in Europe
ZeniMax details The Elder Scrolls Online’s upcoming pay-to-play store
Stuff
One person has played more than 10,000 hours of Crusader Kings 2
Awesome Skyrim cosplay even includes horse armour
Quake 2 on Xbox 360: the first console HD remaster
Kinect is teaching cops some sweet beatdown moves
Videos
Sword Coast Legends – Debut teaser
Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate – Launch trailer
Space Hulk: Deathwing – Rise of the Terminators trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Cinophile: SHOGUN ASSASSIN
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY just broke local box office records
Directors of Big Hero 6 explain movie’s success
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY – So what did you think?
FRIDAY THE 13TH is going back to camp to explore Jason’s immortality
Monday Box Office Report – Fifty shades of green
Everything is going to be fine in this trailer for HOT PURSUIT
Ghosts are real in this first trailer for Guillermo Del Toro’s CRIMSON PEAK
Model: Christine Carter
Last Updated: February 16, 2015
Hammersteyn
February 16, 2015 at 16:02
Because internet
http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/aNZWGw3_460sa.gif
Sageville
February 16, 2015 at 16:10
Blasphemy!
You aren’t allowed to use Evolve gifs until you buy the game!
Hammersteyn
February 16, 2015 at 16:10
Have you bought any DLC?
Sageville
February 16, 2015 at 16:10
I’m not that crazy!
Hammersteyn
February 16, 2015 at 16:13
Sigh, I want to play Evolve and preferably before it sits unused like Destiny.
Captain JJ the crafter
February 16, 2015 at 16:11
The DLC you own end up owning you. ;P
Blood Emperor Trevor
February 16, 2015 at 16:12
If you gaze too long into the DLC-byss…
Hammersteyn
February 16, 2015 at 16:15
Exactly, this happened with Destiny. Paid for the season pass now I’m forced to play it every time new content releases.
Hammersteyn
February 16, 2015 at 16:15
Also nice reference, they were sitting in the bar drinking before the first fight. The Narator talked about all the shit he’s lost.
Captain JJ the crafter
February 16, 2015 at 16:20
🙂
Blood Emperor Trevor
February 16, 2015 at 16:04
MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY! THERE’S A GIANT, BIG MOLE!
Admiral Chief
February 16, 2015 at 16:08
Ag moer, CANNOT UNSEE!
Captain JJ the crafter
February 16, 2015 at 16:08
That’s what she said.
Admiral Chief
February 16, 2015 at 16:09
After seeing you? Well DUH!
Captain JJ the crafter
February 16, 2015 at 16:09
No, that’s when she said “cannot stop looking”
Admiral Chief
February 16, 2015 at 16:10
…at the rifle scope?
Captain JJ the crafter
February 16, 2015 at 16:10
Well, it’s the first time someone has called it that.
This is awkward.
Admiral Chief
February 16, 2015 at 16:12
Indeed, some “magnification” needed before you can see it!
XDXDXDXD
Captain JJ the crafter
February 16, 2015 at 16:19
I really did not read it like that.
It should have been “through” the rifle scope, not “at” the rifle scope ;P
Hammersteyn
February 16, 2015 at 16:05
Rather a wasp than a crying Raven? Amarite?
Captain JJ the crafter
February 16, 2015 at 16:08
10,000 hours on Crusader Kings.
I managed 40min before I moved on to something else.
It really is the type of game that is great for some and not so great for others. Personally I do see the appeal, but I just get bored too quickly with that one.
Umar
February 16, 2015 at 16:14
Thundaga…
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/64/6494d9a65195279d35717e6d97375037c34660e076011dc05bcc67011a212df0.jpg
Hammersteyn
February 16, 2015 at 16:16
XD
hairyknees
February 16, 2015 at 16:43
Hahaha xD
Hammersteyn
February 16, 2015 at 16:19
So, how many people here had people asked them if they already torrented 50 shades?
*Raises hand
Captain JJ the crafter
February 16, 2015 at 16:21
No, I work around normal people ;P
Or at least they separate us from the crazies.
Or at least that’s what they tell us O_o
Kensei Seraph
February 16, 2015 at 16:29
I don’t think they’ve realized that I am one of the crazies yet.
Captain JJ the crafter
February 16, 2015 at 16:39
Just don’t make too much eye contact and they won’t suspect a thing.
Mark Vincer
February 17, 2015 at 16:47
Why did you have to raise your hand? Where was it? WHAT WERE YOU DOING?!
Hammersteyn
February 17, 2015 at 17:04
Sitting in the office. Got a phone call from the ladies with no internet at home.
oVg
February 16, 2015 at 16:37
Could someone please remind me why Capcom thought this cover art was a good resemblance of Megaman?
Captain JJ the crafter
February 16, 2015 at 16:42
I imagined a much bigger helmet.
oVg
February 16, 2015 at 16:49
State of the Art High Res Graphics. We sure have come a long way in 25years.
Mark Vincer
February 17, 2015 at 16:47
Still a better frame rate than current gen
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
February 16, 2015 at 16:53
That’s what she said?
Mark Vincer
February 17, 2015 at 16:50
Is that a big metallic Catface behind him?
Umar
February 16, 2015 at 16:38
So Darksiders 2 Definitive Edition…Uhm,okay.
Raptor Rants A Lot:Original #7
February 16, 2015 at 18:31
HAHAHAHA Thundaga. Well played
Brian Van der Merwe
February 17, 2015 at 20:19
its not goo