By the time you read this, my beta for Destiny should hopefully be finished downloading. Because I’ve had my damn PS4 running since last night. I have a feeling that Destiny may be a hard game, due to the fact that it took me an hour just redeem the code. Dark Souls, you may have met your match this time!
In Other News: The Crew races in early, your consoles shall feel slender feel, Quantum Break ain’t fired, go the edge of the frontier with Titanfall and check out the Warsaw indies.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy proving the superioritea of tea. Also, Happy birthday, Umar!
News
Titanfall: Frontiers Edge – Your first look at the new export map
Quantum Break unaffected by Microsoft redundancies
First footage of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. wannabe Areal doesn’t do it any favours
Hitman GO airport update released for Android devices
Assassin’s Creed is cashing in on the card battle craze
Open world racer The Crew to reach PC beta two days early
Slender: The Arrival is coming to console
Stuff
It’s a joy to watch this giant Minecraft robot battle in motion
The Witcher 3 – Tech analysis
Ashen is a very pretty video game
The Warsaw Indies
Videos
Destiny – Archon boss battle
Sacred 3 – Fighter trailer
Ultra Street Fighter IV – Costumes trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Robert Kirkman talks The Walking Dead
Director Jonathan Liebesman and producer Andrew Form talk Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Nobody expects Jason Isaacs as the Inquisitor in Star Wars Rebels
First look – Jack Black as RL Stine in Goosebumps
Movies out today – Demons, drama and dodgy neighbours
This new trailer for Kite is totally into you
Universal’s classic monsters are getting their own shared universe
Model: Ida Noe
Last Updated: July 18, 2014
Lardus-Resident Perve
July 18, 2014 at 16:04
Ida Noe how she has not appeared on my search results before…will rectify!
TiMsTeR1033
July 18, 2014 at 16:05
What a long bloody week, and you lucky bastards are playing Destiny Beta! Enjoy! …. Hope you all meet your Destiny! and by that your end and suffer painful deaths in the game. Yes I am a sore loser and I envy you all. I miss being on LG need to rank and rave move and mock Gingers and people who wear eyeliner.. Yes you know who you are.
Dutch Matrix
July 18, 2014 at 16:10
LoL. You rank already you smelly bastard! 🙂 Still love ya Tim!
Hammersteyn
July 18, 2014 at 16:11
Miss you bud.
Unavengedavo
July 18, 2014 at 17:23
I know the feeling dude… miss the madness
Anon A Mouse
July 18, 2014 at 16:07
She looks lost, I’ll take her home with me.
Hammersteyn
July 18, 2014 at 16:11
How can you when she’s here with me. (Kidding, I’m always alone)
Anon A Mouse
July 18, 2014 at 16:18
I feel your pain #foreversp
TiMsTeR1033
July 18, 2014 at 16:26
You would like that wouldn’t you.
Hammersteyn
July 18, 2014 at 16:10
Weekend! How I leave work
http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/aeNoxV5_460sa_v1.gif
Anon A Mouse
July 18, 2014 at 16:18
I should try that sometime. I’m sure it’ll be smashing.
TiMsTeR1033
July 18, 2014 at 16:26
Now thats how I should leave work! Just missing a smoke in the other hand
TiMsTeR1033
July 18, 2014 at 16:29
In random thought @lazygamers:disqus you should get your car wrapped by my work, promote LG! lol or we could always pimp out @OddSockZA:disqus car in Mario lol
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 18, 2014 at 16:29
lol @ model name
Happy birthday Umar!
TiMsTeR1033
July 18, 2014 at 16:32
I wonder how much she noes.
Umar Fong Wong
July 18, 2014 at 21:25
Thanx buddy!
Umar Fong Wong
July 18, 2014 at 21:25
Thanx Darryn 🙂
Brian Murphy
July 21, 2014 at 01:35
For everyone considering getting TLOU Remastered, I submit unto you:
http://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.makeagif.com%2Fmedia%2F7-20-2014%2FzxMbUD.gif&key=nB65T-DBjQLfigtzHVAXVQ&w=600&h=338.625
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 13:04
WTF? Has the internet run out of porn?
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 5, 2014 at 13:07
XD
Kensei Seraph
August 5, 2014 at 13:22
The next natural step in porn evolution is 3D interactive porn.
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 13:23
I’m pretty sure a Russian bride would be cheaper.
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 13:29
Probably all the normal stuff, people get synthesized too quickly
Greg Lanciotti
August 5, 2014 at 22:58
desensitized*
peter61350137
August 5, 2014 at 13:30
as Norman implied I am inspired that a mom able to get paid $5514 in one month on the computer . How ???…. ..Anybody can make money easily her. To make money click FINANCIAL REPORT in——- web site———WARPJOBS.COM
Kensei Seraph
August 5, 2014 at 13:31
Who is Norman?
Lord Chaos
August 5, 2014 at 13:32
Bates?
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 13:35
When I was growing up there were jokes about Norman the Spastic Boy, maybe that’s who he meant? They’re not very PC now though.
Rince
August 5, 2014 at 13:41
Norman is a lie 0_O
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 13:32
Thank you for confirming that’s not the case.
Rince
August 5, 2014 at 13:15
You see! Skynet was a lie, THIS IS HOW IT STARTS PEOPLE!
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 13:16
People are obviously going to lap this up. Geddit! LAP! #puntastic #puntuesday
Rince
August 5, 2014 at 13:19
#pistolwhipsTrev
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 13:20
Knowing Japan, that’s how it starts. Then about 10 minutes into the relaxing chat cock tentacles burst from her mouth, eyes & ears.
Rince
August 5, 2014 at 13:21
BWAHAHAHAHHAAHHAH!
Rince
August 5, 2014 at 13:23
I cannot stop frigging laughing at this. Can you imagine if you didn’t expect it? Man, I would have fun getting people to test it out…
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 13:24
😀
Kensei Seraph
August 5, 2014 at 13:25
http://i.imgur.com/um1r0pF.gif
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 13:30
What were the brothers about to do? O_o
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 13:31
And why does the “brother” have side-boob?
Lord Chaos
August 5, 2014 at 13:31
My thoughts exactly.
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 13:32
Is it a magic show?
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 13:33
SUPPLIES!
Sageville
August 5, 2014 at 16:32
The missing dialogue….
“I’m….Not your younger brother-”
“Er, I known, I’ve been spying on your shower-time for years…”
“Surplies!”
Kensei Seraph
August 5, 2014 at 13:24
Based on the header image you are trapped in some kind of abandoned underground testing facility.
Quite possibly this is a test conducted by early, pre-GLaDoS Apeture Sciences.
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 13:28
Exactly what “aperture” are we talking about? O_o
Kensei Seraph
August 5, 2014 at 13:29
This one:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3021/2383446424_250db80737_m.jpg
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 13:28
Getting closer and closer to the Martrix
http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/692014214657.gif
Sageville
August 5, 2014 at 16:34
I needed this for feeding the kids…
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:38
Hahaha
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 13:31
Tsunami warning for Emmarentia Dam apparently….
cookiemonster
August 5, 2014 at 14:18
Did you guys feel that earthquake
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 14:26
I’m in the Western Cape so no. Nothing ever happens here.
Anon A Mouse
August 5, 2014 at 14:27
Wait nine months, it’ll hit ;-P.
There are actually people in the Cape saying they felt something, I’m not too sure though.
cookiemonster
August 5, 2014 at 15:54
We had our desks doing a jig……was a bit hectic
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 15:56
Everyone’s okay at least?
cookiemonster
August 5, 2014 at 17:54
We got shaken and stirred
Sageville
August 5, 2014 at 16:29
saw the header and instantly thought: : “Finally! Tentacle Simulator has arrived!”