I’m currently loving my New 3DS, to the point where every other gaming device I have is just collecting dust. My Xbox One remains off (now more so out of fear of collected updates), my PC only on for work and mild series viewing, and my Vita remains in the naughty corner until it decides to start being useful. But who am I kidding – we all know that day is never coming, right?
In Other News: Tim Schafer thinks we’re being mean to Peter Molyneux, Bandai Namco is such a tease and Sony makes augmented reality an expensive future.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because we were all too busy thinking of things to do with Darryn’s tears.
News
Bandai Namco Countdown Page Teases “Ray Gigant”
BlazBlue: Chrono Phantasma Extend For Vita Won’t Have Cross Platform Online Battles
Tim Schafer says negative reaction to Molyneux was ‘way out of proportion’
You’ll get a bonus pack in Hardline if you have older Battlefield games
Stuff
The best failed GTA 5 stunt jump we’ve seen in a long time
Sony’s New Augmented Reality Glasses Cost $840
The custom PC of my dreams costs $3,200 and doesn’t look like a can of Mountain Dew
Videos
Dragon’s Dogma Online Trailer 2
Kids play Super Meat Boy
The Movies
WE REVIEW AMERICAN SNIPER – HIGH CALIBRE DRAMA THAT OCCASIONALLY MISFIRES
Check the trailer for VICTORIA, a film shot entirely in a single take
It’s official – Neill Blomkamp is making an ALIEN movie
I AM GROOT! Meet the GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY animated series voice cast
Model: Joanne Da Fonseca
Last Updated: February 19, 2015
Hammersteyn
February 19, 2015 at 16:06
Oh wow, just look at those deliciously tempting bottles of red wine in the header.
Matewis Jubilai
February 19, 2015 at 16:11
Shiraz/Merlot/Pinotage/Ruby Carbernet?
Hammersteyn
February 19, 2015 at 16:12
Either Merlot or Shiraz thanks.
Travis
February 19, 2015 at 16:13
Malbec
Hammersteyn
February 19, 2015 at 16:14
Haven’t tried it yet.
Travis
February 19, 2015 at 16:15
your missing out (Try the one from AnnexKloof), also try a 100% Petit Verdot. Cheers
Matewis Jubilai
February 19, 2015 at 16:14
I am NOT drinking any #$&%*@ Merlot!
just kidding, but it’s funny how that line actually negatively affected the sale of Merlot.
Pieter Kruger
February 19, 2015 at 17:25
Majors’ Hill Merlot! Can’t go wrong from the farm that started Klipdrift and a wine maker named Alkie van der Merwe! ???? Good stuff! ????
Blood Emperor Trevor
February 19, 2015 at 16:15
Think she’ll mind if we ask her to move so we can get at them?
Pariah
February 19, 2015 at 16:16
Just drag her by the hair. She’s probably used to that.
Hammersteyn
February 19, 2015 at 16:16
Actually if it’s not too much of an inconvenience can she get up off the couch so that we can sit and drink there?
Matewis Jubilai
February 19, 2015 at 16:10
She looks like she could be a gladiator. Whatever happened to that show?
Pariah
February 19, 2015 at 16:13
People developed a sense of taste? Wait, that’s not it.
Hammersteyn
February 19, 2015 at 16:13
rofl
Pariah
February 19, 2015 at 16:14
Roll on lap, fapping? O_O
Hammersteyn
February 19, 2015 at 16:14
ninja edited.
Matewis Jubilai
February 19, 2015 at 16:16
Hey the swinning on the rings thing was awesome!
Pariah
February 19, 2015 at 16:17
From the urban dictionary:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Swinning
Hammersteyn
February 19, 2015 at 16:17
They quit to play for the Bulls. Results are evident
Matewis Jubilai
February 19, 2015 at 16:18
Hahaha yes! especially judging from last Saturday
Hammersteyn
February 19, 2015 at 16:18
Easiest try Jurgens ever gave away.
Matewis Jubilai
February 19, 2015 at 16:20
Yup. I saw the game with two serious bluebull fans and half of the conservation was “F*** van Zyl” and “F*** Visser”
Blood Emperor Trevor
February 19, 2015 at 16:18
Another one with bigger arms than me. I’m going to start getting a complex. I really should get a Wii, and then Wii Fit, and then… ag… stuff that.
Matewis Jubilai
February 19, 2015 at 16:26
so weird now
Pariah
February 19, 2015 at 16:56
It was always weird 😛
HvR
February 19, 2015 at 17:51
*feels ashamed to have watch the whole 15min clip
Matewis Jubilai
February 19, 2015 at 18:28
lol sorry 🙂
Hammersteyn
February 19, 2015 at 16:13
Great so now not only do we need to preorder games to not miss out on exclusive content but we get dinged if we don’t own previous titles.
Blood Emperor Trevor
February 19, 2015 at 16:16
No, people are just tired of Uncle Pete’s endless BS.
Hammersteyn
February 19, 2015 at 16:17
Saw the same vid, Rince and Repeat. Bad Peter is bad!
HvR
February 19, 2015 at 18:01
People forget that Moly was VP of EA when they started buying up every second gaming studio and shamelessly milking the IP for every cent it was worth.
Raptor Rants A Lot:Original #7
February 19, 2015 at 18:26
such an accurate video
Lardus-Resident Perve
February 19, 2015 at 16:23
Left the right! That is actually all I am going to say today about the ION because ALIEN MOVIE!!!!!
Hammersteyn
February 19, 2015 at 16:26
Blomkamp you beauty
Hammersteyn
February 19, 2015 at 16:23
Dragons Dogma online? Just why?
Kensei Seraph
February 19, 2015 at 16:30
Either the lip syncing is off in that trailer or my internet is even worse than I suspected.
Hammersteyn
February 19, 2015 at 16:32
No, it’s the trailer.
Kensei Seraph
February 19, 2015 at 16:36
After watching the entire trailer I decided that not only is the lip syncing off, but it was never intended for Japanese in the first place.
Also it has female armour that covers everything except the shoulders and male armour that only covers the shoulders, no wonder they are fighting off apocalyptic events.
Pieter Kruger
February 19, 2015 at 17:22
Sony AR glasses??? Aaaaaaaand there goes the 3 year plan out the window…..????