I’ve learnt that it’s not easy pretending to be Batman. You see, the batsuit has several design flaws. For one, a hot day inside it really seals in the flavour of sweat and vigilantism, while all that rubber is damn heavy. The biggest flaw though? A lack of peripheral vision. Which is why most criminals get away when they stand slightly to my left or right.
In Other News: Sail the browser with Assassin’s Creed, pay to win with Soul Calibur, Namco still wants you to die again and the Walking Dead won’t stay down.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy being offended.
News
You can now play Assassin’s Creed Pirates in your browser for free
Borderlands 2 PS3 and PS Vita cross-saves enabled
Soul Calibur Lost Swords lack of multiplayer finally explained
Star Citizen backers get Arena Commander on May 29
1001 Spikes multiplayer gets everyone in on the dying
The Walking Dead PS4 and Xbox One listings just won’t die
Namco seeking avenues to continue supporting Dark Souls on PC
EVE Online infographic details what makes the game unique
Stuff
Landmark is the ambitious sandbox aiming to map out the future of player creativity
Legacy Of Kain’s PvP spinoff Nosgoth pits vampires against humans
The battlefield is a beautiful place
13 things that you might not know about the Game Boy
Videos
World of Speed – Cars of World of Speed trailer
Loading Human – Sixense trailer
What’s on at The Movies
The purpose of this trailer for True Blood’s final season will be revealed in time
Be prepared to win in this teaser trailer for Foxcatcher
More plot details leak for Jurassic World
Win an X-Men Days of Future Past hamper with Mountain Dew South Africa!
Rumour – Star Wars film line-up revealed, inludes possible X-Wing film
This new trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy comes from a planet of outlaws
Model:
Last Updated: May 20, 2014
Admiral Chief in Space
May 20, 2014 at 16:06
Not crazy about the hair tbh
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 20, 2014 at 16:13
Not a big fan of it either, every time I see a woman with that style it just looks odd.
HvR - THE Average GAmer
May 20, 2014 at 16:21
Looks like she just got away from a sexual predator with a hair cutting fetish.
Sageville
May 20, 2014 at 16:25
U no laaik Skrillex?
VampyreSquirrel
May 20, 2014 at 16:38
Skrillex makes music… she does stuff to music… Boom chica wowow
HvR - THE Average GAmer
May 20, 2014 at 16:47
*Boom chica wubwubwubwub
VampyreSquirrel
May 20, 2014 at 16:53
LOL!
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 20, 2014 at 19:05
Boom chica fapfapfap 😛
HvR - THE Average GAmer
May 20, 2014 at 16:48
The admiral usually misses the drop
VampyreSquirrel
May 20, 2014 at 16:54
hahahaha… totally missed that
Skyblue
May 21, 2014 at 22:35
LOL!
Lardus-Resident Perve
May 20, 2014 at 16:06
Hmmm, she looks nice. Worth the 5 minute wait!
Dutch Matrix
May 20, 2014 at 16:07
For my birthday you really went… I cannot decide if I am turned on by her or a bit freaked out… Kind of like what I felt when I first saw Jack in Mass Effect 2…
Admiral Chief in Space
May 20, 2014 at 16:09
Happy bday dude.
As for the Jack in ME2, akward boner you say?
Dutch Matrix
May 20, 2014 at 16:13
Jack: Making men question their sexuality since 2010… Refresh…
Rags
May 20, 2014 at 16:48
The true test of how beautiful a women is, is to see how she looks with a shaved head. Those that can pull it off have some good genes. There where one or two at uni that shaved their heads #1 for cancer and damn, they pulled it off!
HvR - THE Average GAmer
May 20, 2014 at 16:50
“Those that can pull it off”
as long as you do not look down
Skyblue
May 21, 2014 at 22:33
I’d always give Jack a bone…
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2014 at 16:17
Is the header a Bombshell cosplay?
http://www.dealspwn.com/writer/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bombshell-540×339.png
VampyreSquirrel
May 20, 2014 at 16:19
Or is Bombshell an ION cosplay?
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 20, 2014 at 16:20
How did she get Bionic Commando’s arm?
Dutch Matrix
May 20, 2014 at 16:22
By losing an arm wrestling match against Jack…
Sageville
May 20, 2014 at 16:29
A freak wanking accident
HvR - THE Average GAmer
May 20, 2014 at 16:52
Because Duke was all out of gum
Captain GUZ
May 20, 2014 at 16:19
Christy Mack o/
Nine
May 20, 2014 at 16:19
One of my favourite pornstars..
Brady miaau
May 20, 2014 at 16:58
peripheral vision, yeah, that’s why the crims get away
Aussious
May 20, 2014 at 21:11
I see your Christy Mack and raise you Alexis Texas…
Guest
May 21, 2014 at 12:19
She has the ass the size of Texas
Aussious
May 22, 2014 at 11:49
Lol,that she she does 🙂
Skyblue
May 21, 2014 at 22:30
Alexis Does Texas…?
Aussious
May 22, 2014 at 11:50
Maybe she did, maybe that’s where she got the name.