I’ve been staring at this screen for half an hour now figuring out what to write in this space. And the problem is, I’m all out of self-deprecation humour. So I’m just going to say that Geoff smells weird and has bad taste in food, and leave it at that and maturely cheese it.
In Other News: Rovio ain’t no spy, Blackguards is skilled, Nintendo denies those sensible rumours and it’s Microsoft versus a hundred.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy planning to outlive everyone with the sheer willpower of being an asshole.
News
Rovio denies involvement in NSA data surveillance
Relaxed restrictions draw Chinese electronics giant into console scene
Star Wars Assault Team ccg rolling out on mobile
Examine the vast skill system found in Blackguards
Nintendo denies mini-games on mobile
Ken Kutaragi to receive lifetime achievement award at GDC
Pokemon X and Y global link tourney set for February
Microsoft’s working on something similar to 1 vs 100
Stuff
Minecraft and Terraria descendant Starbound launches the block-construction genre into orbit
Black Flags and red herrings: Assassin’s Creed’s lead writer on what’s next for the series
This is how you support an old PC game
The adventure game of the future uses virtual reality
Videos
Tesla Effect – Preview
Anno Online – Monuments guide
Wizard’s Lizard – Launch trailer
What’s on at The Movies
We Review Grudge Match – A very funny if cliched return to the ring
Check out the final designs for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Vin Diesel confirms that Universal wants to develop another Riddick movie
Everybody be cool, this first trailer for Sly Cooper is on it!
Midweek Mouth Off – Are these the biggest turkeys of 2014?
You’re not lost, you’re in a maze in this trailer for In Fear
There is evil in this world with this creepy new trailer for Maleficent
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Last Updated: January 29, 2014
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 29, 2014 at 16:02
I love this cosplay Wednesday’s!
Hammersteyn
January 29, 2014 at 16:18
I hope they do Jean Grey sometime. Redheads I tell you.
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 29, 2014 at 16:19
I saw a poison ivy cosplay once done by a extremely attractive young lady with red hair. I get what you are saying
HvR
January 29, 2014 at 17:18
Looking at the good ION run we’ve been having so far this year and LG’s past tendencies I’m afraid we might get RInce in a green leotard.
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 29, 2014 at 21:29
bwahahhahahahahahha
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Gustav Willem Diedericks
January 30, 2014 at 09:55
That just sounds so scary….
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 29, 2014 at 16:05
Marvelous.
RinceThis2014
January 29, 2014 at 16:08
Agreed. Now go love my review!
TiMsTeR1033
January 29, 2014 at 16:09
Good review, not so good game..
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 29, 2014 at 16:15
No, I won’t! I was having too much fun picturing your agonised facial expression while it still said “0 comments… haha” Then they ruined it by commenting. Well I’ll show you!
RinceThis2014
January 29, 2014 at 16:17
In the words of Ron Burgundy “go fuck yourself” Hahahah! Git 😉
Hammersteyn
January 29, 2014 at 16:19
If being an asshole meant you outlived people then there’s some DOTA players that should be immortal
ToshZA
January 29, 2014 at 16:47
Truer words were never spoken.
The D
January 29, 2014 at 16:48
Only the good die young. Technically, that makes me immortal as you succinctly put it.
Ottokie
January 29, 2014 at 16:20
Best news was the Emulator for PS4!….and i found this lovely pic on 9 GAG
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 29, 2014 at 16:24
Pffffff, pic is all wrong
Hammersteyn
January 29, 2014 at 16:24
Yeah some XBOX gamers would say PS is the dwarf. 😉
RinceThis2014
January 29, 2014 at 16:24
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WINNER!
Hammersteyn
January 29, 2014 at 16:26
I bet Nintendo is played by Boromir
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
January 29, 2014 at 16:34
Fuck you, I smell like strawberries.
Anon A Mouse
January 29, 2014 at 16:38
Mmmmmm strawberries….
The D
January 29, 2014 at 16:51
YOU SMELL LIKE ELDERBERRIES AND YOUR DAD’S A HAMSTER!
ToshZA
January 29, 2014 at 23:05
I fart in your general direction.
Hammersteyn
January 29, 2014 at 16:57
So does he.
Grimthwacker
January 29, 2014 at 19:11
I just stumbled onto an Elder Scrolls Online trailer released today (?) on youtube if anybody is interested. Looks very cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIlFMSyIOk0