The boys are back in town, yeeeeeahhh guitar solo yeeeaaaahhh! Geoff, Gavin and Grant finally landed back in sunny ol’ SA, and for once, customs was prepared for them. Ah, the familiar sights and sounds of OR Tambo International, the friendly faces of staff and the unmistakable sound of a rubber glove being snapped into place. Welcome back fellas!
In Other News: Dead or Alive has one hell of a wardrobe, Danger heads to the Vita, Star Citizen arrives with a hangar and someone is going to be fast and furious about losing an elephant.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy playing with our little pirates.
News
Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate has 231 costumes
Monster Hunter 4 PS Vita absence explained
The Wonderful 101 was almost a Nintendo crossover
Joe Danger 1 and 2 coming to Vita
Star Citizen delivers first content hangars to Kickstarter backers
XCOM Enemy Within box art lands
Portal goes portable with homebrew DS game Aperture Science
Drakenguard screens introduce latest sister, more dragon combat
Stuff
History Lesson: Metal Gear
This game sold 144 copies, was pirated 50 000 times
My weapon of choice
Kickstarter for Eternal Darkness sequel ends far from goals
Videos
Oceanhorn – Gamescom 2013 trailer
Dark Souls II – Forging a hero trailer
Insurgency – Beta trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Cinophile – Angel Heart
Check out more of the augmented art of Elysium
Here’s your first proper look at Christopher Eccleston in Thor" The Dark World, plus new images
How Ben Affleck got cast as Batman, bat training revealed
Monday Box Office Report – It’s the world’s end for new releases
Tony Jaa joins the Fast and Furious 7
The party will never be forgotten in this trailer for Plus One
Model: Paige Phillips
Last Updated: August 26, 2013
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 26, 2013 at 16:02
Worth waiting 10 minutes to go home! Going to google her as soon as I get there!
Fus Ro John
August 26, 2013 at 16:03
Wait dude. Found a pic for you on 9gag….true hero
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 26, 2013 at 16:15
Wow, DAT BEARD. Its….its…..MAGNIFICENT!!!
Fus Ro John
August 26, 2013 at 16:18
My girlfriend had me shave my beard last week, said it wasn’t going with my suits. Yea sure, because beards aren’t manly at all.
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 26, 2013 at 16:22
Double manpoints LOST
1. Giving in
2. Losing the beard
Fus Ro John
August 26, 2013 at 16:28
I know, but I refused to shave clean, had to use a hair-trimmer to trim it though.
Hammersteyn
August 26, 2013 at 16:33
The beard is all.
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 26, 2013 at 17:25
No excuses for giving in to a woman! Except if there was a reward system in place…that might be taken into account as extenuating circumstances.
LordCaptainAwesomeness
August 26, 2013 at 16:36
The girl tried to kill the power of the Beard… The Beard soldiered on… GF now firm believer in BeardPowa…
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 26, 2013 at 17:19
Awesome story – saw it this morning. He DA Man!!
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 26, 2013 at 16:09
I’m not sure about this woman. There is something OFF about her, can’t put my finger on it though… Her eyes?
Hammersteyn
August 26, 2013 at 18:39
For me it’s the ingredients written on her side. Not to my taste that tatoo.
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
August 26, 2013 at 18:43
I cal repost!
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 26, 2013 at 18:49
AGreed!
Hammersteyn
August 26, 2013 at 16:32
I recall a previous girl with the small writing on her. Is it the same one?
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 26, 2013 at 17:20
I had the same thought. Will see if I can go through my previous searches. *someone posted below – is a duplicate from July just with more clothes!!*
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 26, 2013 at 18:49
We’ve been cheated!
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 26, 2013 at 16:03
Wow, dat eyes!
Fus Ro John
August 26, 2013 at 16:04
Dem eyes make spelling difficult.
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 26, 2013 at 16:11
Indeed…http://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/1362713507988777_animate.gif
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 26, 2013 at 16:15
LULZ
Fus Ro John
August 26, 2013 at 16:15
Wow, that’s distracting.
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 26, 2013 at 16:06
Wordy tattoos make me want to turn the Paige.
Anon A Mouse
August 26, 2013 at 16:18
She was the ION for 19 July as well, bad Darryl, bad bad Darryl…
PointMan
August 26, 2013 at 16:26
Mmmmm iv seen her before, cant quite remember where o wait……
http://images.lazygamer.net/2013/07/Paige-Phillips.jpg
Fus Ro John
August 26, 2013 at 16:29
Poor girl can’t afford shirts.
Hammersteyn
August 26, 2013 at 16:33
Thought so! I remember the writing.
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 26, 2013 at 17:22
Was just about to post the same. The way this is going, she might be fully clothed next time! We must stop this insanity!!
Nathan Horne
August 26, 2013 at 16:36
She can wash my window any day…
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
August 26, 2013 at 18:53
Don’t do it! Don’t jump!
Xelus
August 27, 2013 at 15:05
Lazy Gamer Lovely Ladies
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