I have some ideas for TV. One of them involves retooling Miss South Africa into a gladiatorial battle royale, with the winner then being chosen to stand before the Eye of Eternity to receive the power of Castle Grayskull. At which point I’ll knock the survivor away, and be transformed into a glorious being. And then I, the D, shall be Miss South Africa! More than man! More than pretty! ALL SHALL KNEEL!
In Other News: Wolfenstein climbs the charts, Warcraft wraps up, China gets some PlayStation love and Watch Dogs targets all the smartphones.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy scraping the bottoms of barrels.
News
UK game charts – Wolfenstein dominates
Warcraft movie finishes shooting
Watch Dogs mobile app launches today on 49 devices
Xbox One priced for Japan
NES Remix 2 has a secret code unlock
Jet Car Stunts out in July, August on PlayStation platforms
The Elder Scrolls Online gets its first major update
PlayStation heads for China
Stuff
Cosplay solves Pokemon’s biggest mystery
A history of videogame hardware: ZX Spectrum
Laser-Tag with swords means that pretend Jedi can finally play
Videos
Let’s all go the trailers – Puppet Knight
30 days of E3 – What to expect from Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel
What’s on at The Movies
Win tickets to Walk of Shame!
You should be watching – American Horror Story
X-Men Apocalypse is a Roland Emmerich-style disaster film, plus more details!
Pixars Inside Out gets a synopsis
Desire for Kristen Stewart is keeping this trailer for Clouds of Sils Maria up at night
Four more clips and behind the scenes on Edge of Tomorrow
Quentin Tarantino is considering a Django Unchained TV mini-series
Model: Capri Anderson
Last Updated: May 27, 2014
Admiral Chief in Space
May 27, 2014 at 16:07
Anyone else turned their heads to the sides like an idiot?
VampyreSquirrel
May 27, 2014 at 16:11
My colleague did… if that counts…
Dutch Matrix
May 27, 2014 at 16:25
But how is her hair defying gravity??? o_O
MakeItLegal
May 27, 2014 at 16:52
I had to go back up
and did exactly what u said
#facepalm
Lardus-Resident Perve
May 27, 2014 at 17:11
Nope. But I did it like a drooling pervert 😛
Admiral Chief in Space
May 27, 2014 at 16:07
SHE IS FALLING OVER!!!!!!!!
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 27, 2014 at 16:09
I think we can all guess why.
VampyreSquirrel
May 27, 2014 at 16:14
Gravity?
Mark Treloar
May 27, 2014 at 16:20
Darryn brained her with a cricket bat?
Hammersteyn
May 27, 2014 at 16:27
Maybe there is an invisible table?
Mark Treloar
May 27, 2014 at 16:30
Or she / he is from Thailand and is still learning to walk in Stilettos.
Unavengedavo
May 27, 2014 at 16:56
There is a kickstand joke in there somewhere O_o
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 27, 2014 at 16:09
I’m confused. So would that make you He-Man, She-Ra or She-Man? Either way you’d get epic blonde hair & make millions off Timotei ads.
Jedi JJ
May 27, 2014 at 16:15
LOL
Don’t forget epic music videos on YouTube.
“I said hey! What’s going on?”
Mark Treloar
May 27, 2014 at 16:31
Nope, it will make him Dutch-Man!!!
Unavengedavo
May 27, 2014 at 16:55
Nope He-bro…
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 27, 2014 at 16:15
Laser-Tag with swords means that pretend Jedi can finally play… with other people or still by themselves?
Admiral Chief in Space
May 27, 2014 at 16:15
The D wants to be Miss SA?
Jedi JJ
May 27, 2014 at 16:16
The real question is: Who wants the D?
ToshZA
May 27, 2014 at 16:36
Is that even a question?
Archzion
May 27, 2014 at 16:17
That Gracie chick still stalking us gamers about how her clothes look?
Hammersteyn
May 27, 2014 at 16:19
Haven’t seen her today, I swear she got her Facebook mixed up with this site.
Weanerdog
May 27, 2014 at 16:46
Schools not out yet in the Ukraine
Hammersteyn
May 27, 2014 at 16:22
Wish we could get PS Now love 🙁
Unavengedavo
May 27, 2014 at 16:54
What is it with these plus-sized models Darryn? O_o